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if(~ $i (seek _nsec)) { # untested so far - geoff
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** the "time" argument is mandatory! (try "now") **
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_exits("damn");
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exhausted("sleep");
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goto more; /* we have done one goto; do some more */ (scj)
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Relf Test Passed.
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} /* the next line is indented funny to preserve old indentation */
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buf[0] = '\0'; /* make sure it's empty (silly 3b2) */
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buf[hdr[0]] = 0; /* unbelievably lazy ken (twit) */ - Andrew Hume
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case '\7': *((char *)(384*1024L+062)) = 2; /* beep */
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chan[2]='m'; /* Ooh, careful! */
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DUE TO DAMAGES, ALL SHREDDERS ARE OUT OF SERVICE.
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int three = 128+64, two = 128, one=64;
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MOVL R1,
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nokeyverify = 1; /* temporary until verification is fixed */
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schedule(); // XXX poll? waitqueues?
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ulong when; /* may underflow in clock(); must be signed */
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UNIX is a trademark of AT&T in the U.S.A. and other countries.
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verb = a > b ? 'a': c > d ? 'd': 'c';
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NOTHING FOLLOWS
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syslog(LOG_WARNING,"/etc/copyright may be too large");
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1 Dir(s) 70,368,744,161,280 bytes free
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Featuring the Intel 14.4EX with V.42bis and MNP5
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YOU are welecome to Cheboxary!!
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Welcome to VAX/VMS Version 1.60
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Due to illness, the /tbl design review is postponed until further notice.
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ON ENDFILE(SYSIN) GO TO ADATHIBA; /* FILE-VEGE VIZSGALATA */
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static unsigned int minSz = sizeof(uslOBJECT_T);//calculate only the once!
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temp &= 0x07FFFBFB; // clear bits 31 and 30
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2 -rw-r--r-- 1 mp 1239 Jan 17 09:40 hite upper middle class IS AN INVALID DESTINATION.
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As usual, please try to use a reusable mug.
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o UNIX System Labs launches a torrent of announcements
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ON SATURDAY SUPERMAN WILL BE UNAVAILABLE FOR A MAJOR HARDWARE RECONFIGURATION
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Tape dump of all filesystems taken this afternoon.
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/dev/dsk/0s4 FILE SYSTEM STATE SET TO OKAY
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#ifndef bool /* Linux 2.6.19 C++ nightmare */
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10 1724 12/30 18:18 deraadt@cvs.openbsd.org Re: java coders are complete morons
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14 2346 10/01 12:42 deraadt@cvs.openbsd.org Re: pf on rpi
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8:09pm up 6988 days, 2 mins, 4 users, load average: 0.00, -91189828086942664000000000000000000.00, -69406721174048.01
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bucket = Buckets + pe; /* bucket = &(Buckets[pe]); */
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DEC OSF/1 V1.2 Worksystem Software (Rev. 10) The installation software has successfully installed your system.
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hb = 0x80; hb = hb << 24; /* hb = 0x80000000UL */
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--24 May 2001 Trojans are Stealthy, Damaging and Tenacious
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* W * :../os/main.c: 64: CC042 - Instruction Will Cause Infinite Loop
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* W * :test$cstatic$chatypedef$st$int$$cnt$$unsigned$$unsigned$$char$$fla$char$$fil$$FILEo: 1: CC019 - Old-fashioned Initialization. Use '=' Instead.
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11204511521426545167 c.out
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k=k; /* To suppress warning */
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The University of California, Berkeley, has been authorised by Alcatel-Lucent to release all Plan 9 software previously governed by the Lucent Public License, Version 1.02 under the GNU General Public License, Version 2.
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We are currently experiencing all printing problems
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__20h__@freenode#cat-v> 1 yb (yard bit) = PI / 3 + 0.2143 eb (european bit)
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--- you can reply above this line ---
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--accessibility=[yn] allow accessibility to visually impaired
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--rw-rw-r-- f 0 bwk bwk 58372782 Jan 24 12:21 .profile
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--rwxr-xr-x M 9501 geoff geoff 1417216 Dec 30 14:16 .
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-1: No code table for op: ++post
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-bash: /home/r/.bash_logout: Permission denied
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-rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 1000 0 Aug 6 1983 true
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-rwxr-xr-x 1 rae rae 141307906 Nov 10 16:55 arm-2009q3-67-arm-none-linux-gnueabi.bin # shell script
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: is not an identifier
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! TeX capacity exceeded, sorry [main memory size=263001].
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!factotum protocol botch 0 ok bad authentication failed
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?12 Machine check during machine check.
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?warning: write might change good version of `/dev/null'
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?warning: write might change good version of `foo'
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?warning: write might change good version of `sendmail'
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... Forking an allegro process requires only seconds... -V. Kelly
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...and on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
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...and this is why many of us choose to write Ruby.
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...and you find you get masses of energy. -from a Relativity lecture
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...the non-uniqueness is exponentially small.
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./configure CFLAGS="-I$HOME/source/harvey/ape/amd64/include -I$HOME/source/harvey/ape/include -mno-red-zone -ffreestanding -fno-builtin -nostdlib -trigraphs -D_SUSV2_SOURCE -D_POSIX_SOURCE -D_LIMITS_EXTENSION -D_BSD_SOURCE -D_BSD_EXTENSION -DHAVE_SOCK_OPTS -DHARVEY -DPlan9" LDFLAGS="-static $HOME/source/harvey/ape/amd64/lib/crt1.o $HOME/source/harvey/ape/amd64/lib/crti.o $HOME/source/harvey/ape/amd64/lib/crtn.o -L$HOME/source/harvey/ape/amd64/lib -L$HOME/source/harvey/amd64/lib" LIBS="-lbsd -lap -lc" LIBM="" --prefix=$HOME/source/harvey/ape/ports *--host=x86_64-linux-gnu --build=x86_64-harvey *--enable-shared=no
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./home/gri/go1/doc/test.go:3:1: expected declaration, found 'IDENT' notwithstanding
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.NOTICE; ;?This comment is definitely out of date
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'Gigabit' seems to mean 600 megabits. It's a VAX gigabit. - ken
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'Tis a gross error, held in schools, That Fortune always favours fools. - John Gay.
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'Tis better playing with a lion's whelp,/Than with an old one dying.
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'Tis nobler in the mind to Look Things Up than to Pull Them Out Of The Air.
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"":5:operands of ++ have incompatible types
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"/tmp/sys.s", line 42: Too many expressions; try simplyfing
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"Analysis" is "design" spelled backwards.
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"Buffalo never Oink" -- a South Dakota travel brocure.
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"C" is as portable as Stonehedge!!
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"Can you hammer a spike through a six inch board with your penis?" "Not right now." "Well, a girl has got to have her standards, you know?" -- Real Genius
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"Coke" is a trademark of Colombian Export Enterprises, Inc.
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"Coma" is not the sort of name I'd use if I were striving to present a professional image. -M Horton
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"Come _on_. I'm not that subtle a 'baiter,' or... am I?" - Eris Discordia: "You're a master baiter." - Skip Tavakkolian
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"I instructed people on the team to follow the document retention policy, which I knew would result in the destruction of documents." -David B. Duncan
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"If blackouts are going to occur, there's no reason for us to be kept in the dark," Governor Davis said.
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"Impressed with his technical abilities, Snowden’s managers decided that he was the most qualified candidate to build a new web front-end for one of its projects" -- forbes.com
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"In the beginning was the act" -- Goethe, FAUST
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"ioctl is a closet full of skeletons" -- doug
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"it's complete cross-compilation not completely cross compilation" - Forsyth on 8c and gcc
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"Looks uncomputable to me" said Tom, haltingly.
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"misc.c", line 20: warning: shortening &(constant) may loose significance
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"No one steals our chicks," sneers Duke, "and lives."
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"Nooooooooooooo" -- Albert Einstein
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"Not here, not here the darkness, in this twittering world." -- T.S. Eliot
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"Objective" and "subjective" are not entirely subjective. - Penn Jillette
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"p1_isup.c":756:compiler error: out of temporary trees
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"parser/lex.c":2609:redeclaration of undefine from some line -2555
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"People aren't wearing enough hats" - Truism from brucee
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"RULE 7: Option arguments cannot be optional." Sys V Interface p 343.
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"shaneystl.c", line 24: Note: Type "CC -migration" for more on anachronisms.
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"Sound advice" is usually mostly sound with not much advice.
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"SPARC" is "CRAPS" backwards -- Rob Pike
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"System V" is a marketing campaign, not an implementation.
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"temp.c":8394:compiler error: whiles, fors. etc. too deeply nested
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"term/select.c", line 116: compiler error: bad bigsize: 010
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"The Dresser," first a play, then a movie, then AT&T headquarters.
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"The more you drive ... the less intelligent you are." -- Miller, in Repo Man
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"the socialists discovered that their plan creates poverty, so they changed their name to environmentalists and made poverty their goal"
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"This is the maximum power triangle." said a lecturer, pointing to a rectangle.
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"trans.c":31932:compiler error: out of temporary string space
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"Transitive trust is metastable." - Brucee on the banking crisis in 2008
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"why would you do that" "what didn't ken do" "what would rob mock" "what would dennis say something nice about while simultaneously implying that you
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"x.c", line 1: cannot recover from earlier errors: goodbye!
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"You don't expect to hear that someone you know killed a guy with a samurai sword," said Ardila, 19.
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"You'd better click something or I'll have to ship you some books." -- Dogbert on his 'Zero clicks Purchase' patent.
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(#cat-v) <aiju > the Chan will panic if you do anything with it
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(#cat-v) <aiju> i don't care whether it's crap because of the hegelian dialectics they used to construct it
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(#cat-v) <aiju> it's hard not to get trolled in #go-nuts
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(#cat-v) <aiju> kfx: are you trying to troll me?
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(#cat-v) <aiju> what good is a cure for AIDS if we can't get epistemology right?
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(#cat-v) <cinap_lenrek> aiju: i had the correct code in my head
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(#cat-v) <cinap_lenrek> maybe i can get a job as deep packet inspector
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(#cat-v) <cinap_lenrek> plan9 has a driver for this
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(#cat-v) <kfx> the workers control the means of abstraction
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(#cat-v) <kfx> why the fuck do germans insist on communicating in their dumb little code
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(#cat-v) <martian67> that was my position, if you arnt countering it, then what are you talking about
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(#cat-v) aecsto → Bigfoot steps out of the forest to snap my picture.
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(#cat-v) aiju → ANSI C was an inside job
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(#cat-v) aiju → downside of cambridge: too many people think
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(#cat-v) aiju → fiddling with russian machines is so not worth it
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(#cat-v) aiju → luckily i don't watch tv
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(#cat-v) aiju → what's weird is that uriel loved gay colours
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(#cat-v) BurnZeZ → Either way, at this point the only reason to not use Plan 9 over anotherOS is the web, hardware support, and graphics performance
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(#cat-v) BurnZeZ → Turtles all the way up
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(#cat-v) BurnZeZ → Yeah, it's just struggling to believe people are so complacent to make arbitrary decisions without being informed
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(#cat-v) citanul → tl;dr best plan9 terminal is installing opera with linuxemu and using shellinabox et al
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(#cat-v) eekee → finally, a use for ubuntu: downloading 9front iso
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(#cat-v) eekee → oh btw cinap_lenrek, on my x61 sound works out of the box with 9front but not slackware. :D
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(#cat-v) khm → ask pinterest these questions
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(#cat-v) khm → occasionally someone on hacker news will link to an article so they can all misunderstand it together
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(#cat-v) lf94 → guys the driver wont be done by the weekend
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(#cat-v) lf94 → this is linux
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(#cat-v) martian67 → systemd really dosent seem _that_ horrible
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(#cat-v) qrstuv → my patch to disable posting in lucio's mail client was put in the maybe directory
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(#cat-v) VonGuard → god damn, everything is taking so long to render in my browser today
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(#go-nuts) <areece> The mailing list feels more hostile than the IRC :-/
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(#go-nuts) <wrtp> i thought it was quite clear, but maybe i'm just more on rob's wavelength...
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(#go-nuts) <ww> ACTION wishes LaTeX were more like Go
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(#go-nuts) cronos → damn, how many apis are there?
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(#go-nuts) pietro10 → it looks like firefox browser history is in a SQLite database. what is the best go package for that?
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(#go-nuts) radiofreejohn → it's not as if Go is being imposed on people
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(#plan9) <dpic> aiju: why does everyone hate 9front?
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(#plan9) <Gardner> Hi, is this a good place to ask newbie questions about p9p and acme?
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(#plan9) <jaredj> hooray! plan9.bell-labs.com is back up!
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(#plan9) anth_r → well, it's weird, but i don't care enough about irc to look into it more.
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(#plan9) anth_x → is there a web interface to sourcesdump?
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(#plan9) «chris2» ⇒ holy shit. i've been looking for a curses-based 9term for years
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(#plan9) puddingpimp → computer terminals sit on desktops, desktops don't sit on computer terminals
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(#plan9) semka → May be I should ask at #cat-v :)
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(#plan9) uriel → the war is over
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(^|[ (,;])(([Jj]ul[^ ]* *|(07|7)/)0*5)([^0123456789]|$)
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(a0719) u wPM-US-Add a0712-a07rethan80mph.Thearrestingpatrolmanaskedhimifwantedtochecktheinstrumentusedtorecordhishighspeed. 07-21 0794
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(accom): tasks.c, line 7576: accom: Internal: Out of tree space. Cannot continue compilation. The current size was specified as or defaulted to -Wf,-XNh1000 giving a table size of 1000. Recompile giving a command line option to increase the table size. Example option giving a larger table: -Wf,-XNh2000
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(gdb) maintenance demangle __17__class_type_infoPCcPCQ217__class_type_info9base_infoUl
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(hch:) Can't find /you/must/specify/HCDIR/bin/hc@sun41com
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(II) XINPUT: Adding extended input device "Video Bus" (type: KEYBOARD, id 7)
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(iv) Make changes to the UNIX system only after much deliberation, and only when major gains can be made. Avoid changing the UNIX system's interfaces, and isolate any such changes as much as possible. Stay close to the Research UNIX system, in order to take advantage of continuing improvements.
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(mozilla-bin:3115): Gtk-WARNING **: A floating object was finalized. This means that someone called g_object_unref() on an object that had only a floating reference; the initial floating reference is not owned by anyone and must be removed with gtk_object_sink() after a normal reference is obtained with g_object_ref(). - exit message from Mozilla
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(never claims generated from LTL formulae are stutter-closed)
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(no plan9 to hand)
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(Note: an infected 8800 is an awesome engine of contagion.)
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(Of course SML does have its weaknesses, but by comparison, a discussion of C++'s strengths and flaws always sounds like an argument about whether one should face north or east when one is sacrificing one's goat to the rain god.) - Thant Tessman
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(Okay, Plan 9 isn't Linux, but it's a close relative).
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(void)vacuous(node);
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(warning) data origin prohibits saving reloc bits
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[ 35.998] (II) Integrated Camera: Configuring as keyboard
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[...]
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[#OpenBSD] Carefully explaining your problem is half the solution.
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[6523481.895302] Out of memory: Kill process 9452 (java) score 463 or sacrifice child
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[9fans] ..... UNSUBSCRIBE_HELP NEEDED
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[9fans] printer sharing
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[Acting] was a lot more difficult than modeling. There's a lot to remember. -Cindy Crawford
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[dev] [st] windows port?
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[harvey-commits] [PATCH] Add names to .json files that do not have them
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[openbsd-tech] pledge for tetris
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[Parrot/Perl 6 are] "the right thing" + Perl, thats some sign of the apoclypse -- martian67
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[PATCH] revision: allow pseudo options after --end-of-options
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[Perl] combines the power of C with the readability of PostScript. - Jamie Zawinski
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[software security] placebos need to keep getting more complex to keep working. -- EthanG
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[SuperTweet.net] Access API using Excel
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[The] MIT/X [license] is the best balance between "Keep respect to me." and Kim-Jong Uriel['s] "yes, build your physical package with it." -- Christoph Lohmann
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@WHO: There is no evidence base that #homeopathy can cure #Ebola.
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* Method As described above, see details below.
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* Description: WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS FILE DOES, PLEASE DESCRIBE IT HERE!
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* Need software written that will create a backup image of local disk C * Must be written in Visual C++ 2010 * I need an icon in the system tray *
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* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
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*** {02.38.001} Win - Multiple Trillian vulnerabilities
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*** CENTER 1127 PICNIC ***
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*** ERROR, The clock must be ON to execute HALT command
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*** LGP ERROR ***: Initialize -- Cannot initialize graphics hardware device.
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*** Message content is not printable: delete, write or save it to a file ***
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*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***
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**THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM SOFTSHOE**
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*WASH_Eyes_outWith_soap*
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/@burro.ws: Permission denied
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/* dummy = malloc(0); *//* prepare for garbage-collection */
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/* I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS CRAPY CODE -- presotto */
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/* die */
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/* Error in I/O : try another ioctl : see if it works*/
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/* keep the code below somewhat more readonable; not used elsewhere */
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/* Not static, because we don't want the compiler removing it */
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/* ok for now. */
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/* This variable is here only because of a historical reason. */
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/* Watch the brackets - even Ken and Dennis get some language design wrong */
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/* WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THIS WORK??????? */
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/* wrong? */
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/*FIXME: what about parameter checking: context, etc? have a macro too? */
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// &cipherblowfish,
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// DUMP //
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// Factory Pattern
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// run runs the command named by cmd.
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//******************************************* A L I G N M E N T **********************************************
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/// The ForTo class avoids confusing syntax of "for (int i=1;i<=4;i++) {...}". This can be replaced with "foreach (int i in new ForTo(1,4)) {...}".
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/bin/../lib/gcc-lib/i386-lucent-plan9/3.0/../../../../i386-lucent-plan9/lib/i386-lucent-plan9/3.0/
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/bin/ls: exec header invalid
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/dev/rra13: !!counts may be wrong, RERUN chuck!
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/dev/shm/root has gone 49710 days without being checked, check forced.
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/etc/bash.bashrc: alias unmount='echo "Error: Try the command: umount" 1>&2; false'
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/home/jmk/.wvdial.conf<Warn>: Ignoring malformed input line: ";Do NOT edit this file by hand!"
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/lib/shakespeare/sonnets: limbo program
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/n/a:/100377-15/sun3/4.1.1/sendmail: Ascii & Extended Latin & Cyrillic & Hebrew text
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/n/barney/pkg2/umips-v/mips53.4.0/bsd43/bin/diff: No such file or directory
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/n/sources/contrib/fgb/.DS_Store
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/opt/exp/lib/firefox/bin/run-mozilla.sh: line 451: 16207 Segmentation fault "$prog" ${1+"$@"}
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/opt/gcc-2.95.2-irix6.2-o32/lib/gcc-lib/mips-sgi-irix5.3/2.95.2/cpp -lang-c -v -I. -D__GNUC__=2 -D__GNUC_MINOR__=95 -Dunix -Dmips -Dsgi -Dhost_mips -DMIPSEB -D_MIPSEB -DSYSTYPE_SVR4 -D_SVR4_SOURCE -D_MODERN_C -D__DSO__ -D_MIPS_SIM=_MIPS_SIM_ABI32 -D_MIPS_SZPTR=32 -D__unix__ -D__mips__ -D__sgi__ -D__host_mips__ -D__MIPSEB__ -D_MIPSEB -D__SYSTYPE_SVR4__ -D_SVR4_SOURCE -D_MODERN_C -D__DSO__ -D_MIPS_SIM=_MIPS_SIM_ABI32 -D_MIPS_SZPTR=32 -D__unix -D__mips -D__sgi -D__host_mips -D__MIPSEB -D__SYSTYPE_SVR4 -Asystem(unix) -Asystem(svr4) -Acpu(mips) -Amachine(sgi) -D__CHAR_UNSIGNED__ -g -Wall -pedantic -D__LANGUAGE_C -D_LANGUAGE_C -DLANGUAGE_C -D__SIZE_TYPE__=unsigned int -D__PTRDIFF_TYPE__=int -D__EXTENSIONS__ -D_SGI_SOURCE -D_LONGLONG -D_MIPS_FPSET=16 -D_MIPS_ISA=_MIPS_ISA_MIPS1 -D_MIPS_SZINT=32 -D_MIPS_SZLONG=32 u9fs.c /var/tmp/ccDttncm.i
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/text/plain00charsetUTF-80 you stuff by snail,
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/usr/games/fortune: not found
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/usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat: Read-only file system
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/usr/include/c++/3.2/backward/backward_warning.h:32:2: warning: #warning This file includes at least one deprecated or antiquated header. Please consider using one of the 32 headers found in section 17.4.1.2 of the C++ standard. Examples include substituting the <X> header for the <X.h> header for C++ includes, or <sstream> instead of the deprecated header <strstream.h>. To disable this warning use -Wno-deprecated.
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/usr/lib/tmac/pm: US contains oversize nested unbreakable, line 524
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/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Library/Frameworks/Python.framework/Versions/Current/bin:/Users/npe/src/mambo/bin:/Users/npe/src/depot_tools/:/Users/npe/nix/sys/src/osprey/MacOSX/386/bin:/Users/npe/src/hare/usr/brasil/MacOSX/386/bin:/Users/npe/src/hare/usr/inferno/appl/cmd/scripts/anl/linux/deploy/:/Users/npe/bin:/opt/local/bin:/Users/npe/.cabal/bin:/Users/npe/bin:/Applications/Sublime Text 2.app/Contents/SharedSupport/bin/:/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Toolchains/XcodeDefault.xctoolchain/usr/bin/:/Applications/TextMate.app/Contents/SharedSupport/Support/bin/:/bin:/sbin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/Users/npe/bin:/opt/local/bin:/opt/local/devkitpro/devkitARM/bin:/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Users/npe/nix/usr/inferno/:/Applications/PLT Scheme v370/bin:usr/local/bin:/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Users/npe/Inferno/MacOSX/386/bin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/local/bin:/opt/local/bin:/opt/local/sbin:/opt/local/devkitpro/devkitARM/bin:/Users/npe/acme/dock:/usr/local/git/bin/:/Users/npe/.ec2/bin:/Users/npe/go/bin:/opt/local/devkitPro/devkitARM/bin
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/usr/news/gotcha
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# * NOTE: Comments in this file WILL DEGRADE PERFORMANCE. *
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# DO NOT PUT ANYTHING AFTER THIS LINE, IT WILL GO AWAY.
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# The below line not be changed otherwise we refuse to work
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#(cat probably won't work on 8 bit files, you will have to use a simpler filter)
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#/->/ := #/->/
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||
## wc is a Berkeley-ism, I think.
|
||
#define ISMPXHOST(hostid) ((*(short *)(*((char **)(*((char **)(Sys[-64])+(hostid))+44))+72))&0x10)
|
||
#define MIG_ARRAY_TOO_LARGE -307 /* array not large enough */
|
||
#define n_zeroes _n._n_n._n_zeroes
|
||
#define struct union /* Great space saver */
|
||
#define v6addrcurr(lifc) (( (lifc)->origint + (lifc)->preflt >= (NOW/10^3) ) || ( (lifc)->preflt == 0xffffffff ))
|
||
#include... <depending on your compiler>
|
||
#MESSAGE TO USER: ran out of page bottoms at 44
|
||
%-W-NORML Normal Successful Completion
|
||
%HVHI-W-TOOMUCHQI, Your QI level has exceeded your daily quota. Please log off now!
|
||
``Ausserordentlich chaotisch, dissonant, und häßlich.'' -review of premiere of Beethoven's 9th
|
||
``I'm a hugger, I'm a tactile politician,'' Turner said.
|
||
``MS-DOS has nothing but installed base.''
|
||
``Open Systems'' is a command like ``Open Sesame'': it means they want you to open your wallet. -- Geoff Collyer
|
||
``Workers of the World, forgive us!'' (a banner in a Moscow counter-rally, Oct 8, 1989)
|
||
`An improvement is something your program will not work with and a bug fix is something it will not work without' -- Roger Needham
|
||
`By the way, microcode is no big deal. You can emulate it in random logic.'
|
||
`C' is for `core dumped.'
|
||
`Compared to academic politics, political politics is a nice, clean game.' -S. I. Hayakawa, SF Examiner 4/23/84
|
||
`Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.'
|
||
`He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes...'
|
||
`I saw it with my own eyes' means you wanted to see it.
|
||
`is false when preceded by its quotation' is false when preceded by its quotation.
|
||
`is not a sentence' is not a sentence.
|
||
`Otto' spelled inside out is `toot.'
|
||
`Qvid me anxivs svm?'
|
||
`She read her boyfriend's mind, and they're no longer going together,' Mrs. Resch added.
|
||
`the dreaded Wordstar, the Wordprocessor that Time joined the Foreign Legion to Forget.' - Verity Stob
|
||
`The time (6:39 pm) has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things...'
|
||
`The time has come,' the Walrus said, `to talk of many things...'
|
||
`We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.'
|
||
`You could pound nails with [the Motorola StarTAC] and it still worked. This phone is like that: you could set it on fire, and you'd still get your e-mail.'
|
||
^Bearded lady, friend killed in possible case of mistaken identity<
|
||
^Eds: SUBS 3rd graf, `So what's ...' to remove accent from 'derriere.'
|
||
< anth_x> when i did trade shows, i had a copy of the X11 manual, volume 0, and a copy of the various draw man pages. it was a good illustration. <aiju> photoshop a hypothetical book containing all X11 source code, and compare it to the earth-moon distanec
|
||
< khm> I always wondered why uriel worked on web software when he disliked the web so much < aiju> khm: he lived in fucking stockholm < aiju> they named stockholm syndrome after him
|
||
< mveety> im on facebook on my vax right now
|
||
< sl> when something is illegal in the u.s. that just means it is more expensive
|
||
<__20h__> [when we invade France] we will first teach all of you German and the German mindset. The first concept we will introduce is called >>work<<.
|
||
<__20h__> I get horny, when people call XML exml.
|
||
<__20h__> The only reason for me to learn French was to be able to order beer in the western provinces.
|
||
<A HREF="http://images.nytimes.com/RealMedia/ads/click_lx.ads/www.nytimes.com/index.html/0/Left/attbmd011/att4-head.gif/63636232316630323334393032316530" target="_top"><IMG SRC="http://images.nytimes.com/RealMedia/ads/adstream_lx.ads/www.nytimes.com/index.html/0/Left/attbmd011/att4-head.gif/63636232316630323334393032316530" border=0 WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=60 ALT="Just add AT&T" ></A>
|
||
<aiju#plan9> Ein Netzwerk [network], Ein OS, Ein Hase [bunny]
|
||
<aiju> [the] W3C couldn't make bread without at least three different comitees and several hundred megabytes of XML involved
|
||
<aiju> 9front will have resource spoons
|
||
<aiju> ah, philosophy has a use <aiju> i'm using the thick nietzsche book from preventing the window to fall shut, i should have bought the kant one, would be better
|
||
<aiju> green is the 2011 way of saying "expensive"
|
||
<aiju> how does "" work there?
|
||
<aiju> i like how 2011 cell phones emulate 1970 modems
|
||
<aiju> i only use high quality organic libraries from local farmers
|
||
<aiju> if PCRE doesn't support a feature, the PCRE guys just haven't heard of it
|
||
<aiju> is he building the GNU ark? two of each feature ..
|
||
<aiju> ken is one of the parts you need to make an uriel <aiju> a bit of Ken, a bit of Friedman, a bit of Jesus and Hitler as a solvent <EthanG> aiju: I 'heard' that to the tune of Mambo Number 5
|
||
<aiju> Masturbation has many applications, e.g. aerodynamics or quantum theory.
|
||
<aiju> my definition of race condition: if user.skin == black {
|
||
<aiju> my DH key exchange is so secure, not even the other client knows the secret
|
||
<aiju> programming is serious business, no place for hippie lovefests
|
||
<aiju> really this wouldn't have happened if the lawnmower was nuclear powered
|
||
<aiju> RoR lacks support for self-signing-oriented NoSQL-based XML over YAML shader-based metadata-oriented solution
|
||
<aiju> the last time someone tried to unify europe he killed himself after his dog died
|
||
<aiju> we need objectivism oriented programming!
|
||
<aiju> XML at least enforces some structure, YAML is just bashing your head to the keyboard and let the YAML parser figure out the rest
|
||
<andguent> 9P AND HTTP ARE THE SAME. JUST LIKE BICYCLES AND SUBMARINES. I REST MY CASE.
|
||
<anothy_x> it always seems bizarre to me when people are doing anything new-ish in asn.1. i expect to documentation to be written in old english or norse runes or something.
|
||
<anschelsc> So, I've read about how horrible html and its descendants are <sl> anschelsc: computers are horrible, do you have a solution for that?
|
||
<Athas> Well, Linux printing was designed and implemented by people working to preserve the rainforest by making it utterly impossible to consume paper.
|
||
<blizzard> Mitch_Bradley_: I had dinner with the guy who created EFI the other night <cjb> blizzard: during the dinner, did he start wishing he had some kind of piercing implement to eat with, and then proceed to design and implement it?
|
||
<Capso> Freud retroactively copied Dahl when he entitled his manifesto, "The Growth and Maintenance of Nazi Household Naming Complexity: From Birth to a Dysfunction Future"
|
||
<chowder> hello all. I'm interested in plan9 but I really don't know much about it. I have yet to read all of the docs but I was wondering if anyone was interested in porting wayland to plan9
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> did someone put a mount in your mount so you can walk while you walk?
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> filtering the internet is like trying to vacuum the desert
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> i just know pokemon exception handling... catch them all
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> my harddrives make strange noises
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> ports are the economic engine for the elite <cinap_lenrek> occupy port 80!
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> staring at catclock -> being artist 24h a day!
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> stop bullshitting
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> throw a cat on a keyboard... and you will see characters you'v never seen! <uriel> cinap_lenrek: with a cat on the keyboard you will see colored blinking text on a rio terminal
|
||
<cinap_lenrek> troff is the assembly language of text setting, lots of newlines
|
||
<crazy2be> [XMPP] should use YAML inside their xml tags, make it easier to read
|
||
<dv-> i don't understand why firefox uses cpu% even when it's not doing anything <kfx> [firefox] is always doing something, even if it's just calculating the
|
||
<EthanG#cat-v> rc isn't syntactic sugar so much as a small but nicely balanced meal. Not quite substantial enough to be a steak, perhaps it's a fisherman's pie. Bourne shell is more like a raisin and bacon pie with a sprinkling of sugared corn flakes on top.
|
||
<EthanG> C++, the programming language which is nearest to human language yet! It has achieved context-dependance, what a great step! <aiju> EthanG: does C++ have insults yet? <uriel> C++ *is* an insult
|
||
<EthanG> if your command needs an info page, it has a more urgent need to be buried and forgoten
|
||
<flags> aiju, why use sed when I can make it a thousand times more complicated in Python
|
||
<jordanb#emacs@freenode.org> I think it's hilarious that you're doing xlib programming and your nick is 'kruhft'
|
||
<jse> If you've ever observed how these modern people (SIC) treat their pets and their kids, you can tell it's the tail that wags the dog.
|
||
<kfx@freenode#cat-v> [...] is it like #freebsd where networking questions are met with complaints about george bush?
|
||
<kfx@freenode#cat-v> TAOCP is fucking crucial, it's what allows you to explain to your python-obsessed boss exactly why python, mathematically, can go fuck itself
|
||
<kfx#cat-v> "Adobe May Change To Monthly Patch Cycle" sounds suspiciously close to "Adobe May Change To Monthy Python Cycle"
|
||
<kfx> __20h__: I'm an internationally ratified ISO standard. <__20h__> kfx, are you XML based? <kfx> no, asn.1
|
||
<kfx> "The object of writing a filesystem is always to be in a better position in which to write another filesystem."
|
||
<kfx> 9front has always been at war with 9atom.
|
||
<kfx> All filesystems in all ages have tried to impose a false view of the data upon their users.
|
||
<kfx> c++ programmers wouldn't know an integer if it was wedged inside them
|
||
<kfx> getting involved with the AUR is like fucking a fat chick to make yourself gay
|
||
<kfx> GLIB: Gay/Lesbian/Indeterminate/Bisexual - The library package that will fuck ANYTHING
|
||
<kfx> google+ just suggested lennart poettering as a friend.
|
||
<kfx> haskell is [a domain specific language], specific to the .edu domains
|
||
<kfx> I approve of 9front's method of handling bug reports: bug is filed -> attempting to view bug crashes google server -> SUCCESS
|
||
<kfx> I gave a 'brief history of php' presentation once about how one of the core devs quit because he hated jews and the most prolific scurity dev quit because nobody listened to him about all the horrible shit he found
|
||
<kfx> If you want a picture of the fossil, imagine a boot stamping on a hard drive -- forever.
|
||
<kfx> It said what he would have said, if it had been possible for him to set his scattered files in order. It was the product of a mind similar to his own, but enormously more powerful, more systematic, less fear-ridden. The best filesystems, he perceived, are those that tell you what you know already.
|
||
<kfx> there should be a way to compile without -Wulrich
|
||
<kfx> what just happened to my net connection <sl> kfx: maybe the people you steal wifi from are filing their taxes with turbo tax. <kfx> no way I'm totally paying for this connection now <sl> kfx: maybe the people who steal wifi from you are filing their taxes with turbo tax. <kfx> this is south baltimore <kfx> these people all hire jews for that
|
||
<kfx> why does gnu ls link against libpthread <sl> kfx: both begin with l, right <jse> When in doubt... link it.
|
||
<kfx> writing the documentation in aramaic and printing it on the backs of live wolverines is better than docbook
|
||
<kfx> you guys are surely cynical, but neither of you worked for the United States Government as long as I did
|
||
<kfx> You have to get used to computing without results and without hope.
|
||
<landley> My general theory is that anything directly involved with the gnu project is run by crazy politicians who only do software as a sideline to their religious advocacy work.
|
||
<laochailan> googling "OOP in ANSI C" is the best recipe for a sleep full of horrible nightmares
|
||
<maht> my worst problem holistic: I'm forced into using PHP to build XML to post items from MySQL to eBay's. The sum of the parts is sqrt(-1)
|
||
<maht> so 9fans is like war poetry from the trenches of world war 1
|
||
<martian67> and what exactly is A :)
|
||
<martian67> becoming a hacker is very tao like, you become it by not caring about becoming it <sl> becoming a janitor is very tao like, stop yapping and pick up a broom
|
||
<martian67> http://www.tomshardware.com/news/hdd-ssd-data-encryption-notebook-hdd,12595.html <martian67> once again plan9 is way ahead of the curve <martian67> its had a filesystem that automaticly destroys data for years now
|
||
<martian67> well that depends on your definition of earliest i guess
|
||
<ment> glenda is 19 years old, she wants to go out and have some fun, not to be locked in attic and get molested by her uncle
|
||
<ment> i hope there is some dishonesty otherwise i would be very disappointed in mankind
|
||
<ment> respect my certficate authoritah!
|
||
<quintile> if your kids aren't narcissists then there is probably somthing wrong with them.
|
||
<sl> at least he's not sexist.
|
||
<sl> autism rates increase in tandem with tax rates.
|
||
<sl> headline: 9FRONT REJECTS SOCIAL CONTRACT
|
||
<sl> if the general populace realized computers relied upon mathematics they would stop using the internet immediately
|
||
<sl> java applications give me lots of time to catch up on my reading.
|
||
<sl> the government is best suited to manage nuclear weapons because they could not possibly successfully conduct a nuclear war.
|
||
<sl> this discussion causes autism.
|
||
<soul9> friend just travelled to sierra leone: he didn't have enough bandwidth for xmpp. irc was working fine
|
||
<sqweek#inferno> oh wow, [in acme-sac] up and down arrows move the cursor instead of scrolling, that's... kind of annoying
|
||
<Tanami> plan 9 has a thriving and friendly community
|
||
<uriel> fuck plan9
|
||
<uriel> god i'm dead
|
||
<uriel> jerking off
|
||
<via> there's a reason linux users don't use lilo anymore, it [is] called progress <martian67> if progress is grub2, i guess im a luddite
|
||
>>>'/ ܇D/' panic: decref
|
||
>>>>>>> REMOVE ALL YOUR FILES AND DIRECTORIES NOW! <<<<<<<
|
||
$ Editor (vi or emacs)?
|
||
$! nulled, predecessor circle
|
||
$3,000,000
|
||
$75K Prosthetic Arm Is Bricked When Paired iPod Is Stolen
|
||
$S sub m$ < 6.7 J/molK implies anomaly. Tiwari's Rule
|
||
006: SECURITY FIX: Jan 10, 2014 All architectures A BDF font file containing a longer than expected string could overflow a buffer on the stack in the X server.
|
||
03:23:33 0.0017 USER CLOSE CALLS - 8
|
||
0x00FFFFFFUL (ˈɒfəl). Also 4 ofall, 5 offale, -aile, 6 offalle, -awle,
|
||
1 2034 9/01 17:54 god@bell-labs.com bye
|
||
1 bulls, 3 cows
|
||
10:48 < timthelion> (Note that 4 == 3 here)
|
||
10/03:System crashed 11am,Motor Generator Failure.System back at 11:30am.
|
||
100% Excellent Customer Expectation
|
||
100% of the shit I make up about Linux turns out to be true. Either now or in the future. -- Capso
|
||
11/28: Macrocode caused entire 5990 complex to crash 17:15 - 18:14.
|
||
1181258 SAVECORE SEGMENTATION FAULT WHILE TRYING TO SAVE CORE
|
||
12 (c) Act stupid.
|
||
12,400 managers is by far the largest number of people to leave the company on a single day.
|
||
127 now in the unregulated subsidiary; see /usr/news/btl-split
|
||
14:37 -!- kfx was kicked from #suckless by __20h__ [kfx]
|
||
150 Opening ASCII mode data connection for 9ss.Z.
|
||
150 years ago everybody was a Christian Scientist. dmr
|
||
162 is unimplemented
|
||
16516:Eduardo: cannot execute
|
||
18:10 < mischief> is there a way to execute plan 9 programs in linuxemu?
|
||
1975: EWD506 page 2: The German adoption of ALGOL 68 has had a similarly paralyzing effect upon the Germans as the Russian decision in the late sixties to develop as their next national computer series a bit-compatible copy of the IBM 360 - the greatest American victory in the cold war! (PDF)
|
||
1986 - Brad Cox and Tom Love create Objective-C, announcing "this language has all the memory safety of C combined with all the blazing speed of Smalltalk." -- From a brief history of programming languages.
|
||
2 is always smaller than 3, even for large values of 2.
|
||
2 lacks generality in a way that 1 doesn't.
|
||
2. if sufficient standards do not exist, DoD will develop its own standards until national or international standards become available.
|
||
20 octets is 160 guys playing flutes -- rob
|
||
2001.08.30=11:45:58.88-0400 transcript/666/12016387293 nutmeg[667] transcript: Daisy: Please say, Daisy its David or David. Or say, Daisy its me, so I know who you are.
|
||
2008-06-18 00:00:37: [650] DEBUG: msg 5 not interesting
|
||
21st Century Cyborg Returns To Kill Waitress.
|
||
22 commits, that's not bad for a girl -- ment
|
||
23. ... r-q1
|
||
23582.0u 2166.7s 21404r mk
|
||
25% of all books from Bell Labs are written by Narain Gehani.
|
||
355/113 -- not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation.
|
||
4.2BSD is like a nightmare about Tenex. - Geoff Collyer
|
||
4.2BSD may not be a complete disaster, but it does a good job of emulating one.
|
||
40 * 2225 11/30 17:29 sameer.raheem@icloud.com i need cydia on me i pad help me
|
||
5 Simple Tools That Make Email Suck Less
|
||
5. Il riversamento = dump in inglese.
|
||
5/26: /unix2 out of pace please clean up!!!!!
|
||
51HAren't you glad you don't have to do this anymore?
|
||
550 backbone... User unknown: Inappropriate ioctl for device
|
||
550 ians... User unknown: Not a typewriter
|
||
554 Who are you?
|
||
55mph -- It's not a good idea, it's just the law.
|
||
8.out 723: warning: process exceeds 2100 file descriptors
|
||
9front at least has DVCS but they have one good programmer and 50 idiots who prefer to fill up the fortune file rather than fix a bug–oh, and they switched from the publically-archived Google Groups mailing list to a self-hosted non-archived mailing list, so nobody really knows what’s actually going on there.
|
||
9vx panic: cannot connect to X display: Success
|
||
A 10.0-szer 0.1 sohasem 1.0!
|
||
A 6-char limit is like a 6-inch trout: throw it back.
|
||
A 6-char limit is like night.
|
||
A bad wife is poor harvest after sixty years of husbandry.
|
||
A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
|
||
A barber shave another.
|
||
A barking dog is no hunter.
|
||
A big book is a big nuisance. - Callimachus, librarian of Alexandria
|
||
A big fish is caught with tiny marshmallows.
|
||
A big rock has to be a nut about success.
|
||
A big rock has to be chipped away.
|
||
A billion here, a billion there; soon you're talking real money. -E. Dirksen
|
||
A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.
|
||
A bird in the hand is messy.
|
||
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
|
||
A block grant is a nice terminal, but it will keep you awake until noon.
|
||
A block grant is a solid mass of money surrounded on all sides by governors.
|
||
A blow from the frying pan, if it doesn't hurt, blackens.
|
||
A bridegroom from the castle, a bride from the cottage make a good match.
|
||
A C, an E-flat, and a G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
|
||
A chicken is just an egg's way of making more eggs.
|
||
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
|
||
A coach is someone who lives and behaves Our Common Bond, and views each coaching interaction as a real measure of truth.
|
||
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
|
||
A Comfortable Architecture
|
||
A company is only as good as its least imaginative manager.
|
||
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
|
||
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
|
||
A consistent indentation style is the hobgoblin of little minds.
|
||
A couch is as good as a chair.
|
||
A courteous climber does not drop things, including himself, on fellow climbers.
|
||
A cow must graze where she is tied, or chew the rope off.
|
||
A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs.
|
||
A Cray is the best machine for simulating the performance of a Cray.
|
||
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
|
||
A crooked branch casts a crooked shadow.
|
||
A crying child and a lord's agent get their way.
|
||
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
|
||
A day without sunshine is like night.
|
||
A diligent ant undermines the moat.
|
||
A director is a man who presides over accidents. -Orson Welles
|
||
A dirty mind is a perpetual solace. - Air Commodore Sir Charles Kingsford Smith
|
||
A document with the name `junk.xls' is already open. You cannot open two documents with the same name, even if the documents are in different folders. To open the second document, either close the document that's currently open, or rename one of the documents. - Microsoft Excel
|
||
A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the sun god.
|
||
A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey.
|
||
A factor of 3000 is actually significant - Andrew Hume
|
||
A fault is generally handled with a fault-handling procedure (called a fault handler) -intel 80960 ref man
|
||
A fly by night leaves no shadow beyond a doubt.
|
||
A Font For Supporters Of Marriage Equality
|
||
A fool and his money are my best friends.
|
||
A fool and his money stabilize the economy.
|
||
A fool at forty; a fool forever.
|
||
A Fool, A Tool, A Pool; LOOPALOOTALOOFA!
|
||
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
|
||
A fractal is a benchmark used for testing and evaluating various processors' numeric abilities.
|
||
A fully declared Common Lisp program is as robust as assembly language.
|
||
A furore Normanorum libera nos, O Domine!
|
||
A futurist is just an early revisionist. - Tim Newsham
|
||
A game, a teaching aid, a sport, and a piece of art. -Erno Rubik
|
||
A gentleman is one who is never rude unintentionally. -Noel Coward
|
||
A good example is something like Firefox, which fills up available RAM with page caches. Often, swapping these pages back in from disk can be slower than re-fetching from the Internet.
|
||
A good horse needs only the shadow of the whip.
|
||
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
|
||
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
|
||
A good wife: the family treasure.
|
||
A goodly apple rotten at the heart:/Oh, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!
|
||
A great deal of agonizing and very little decisiveness went into resolving this issue -- Rob Pike
|
||
A grizzled NASA veteran once told me that the Apollo moon landings were communism’s greatest achievement.
|
||
A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.
|
||
A handful of characteristics of Unix are responsible for its resilience. First, Unix is simple: whereas some operating systems implement thousands of system calls and have unclear design goals, Unix systems typically implement only hundreds of system calls and have a very clear design. -- Linux Kernel Development, 2nd Ed. by Robert Love
|
||
A homeowner's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a weekend for?
|
||
A horse baared don't look him in the tooth.
|
||
A hydrogen bomb doesn't care how brave you are.
|
||
A hypothesis is an opinion that you are trying to prove true.
|
||
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
|
||
A king's castle is his home.
|
||
A kiss without a beard is like an egg without salt. - Dutch proverb
|
||
A liberal is one too open-minded to take his own side in an argument.
|
||
A libertarian is a conservative who has been arrested.
|
||
A libertarian is a liberal who learned economics.
|
||
A lie of omission is still a lie.
|
||
A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
|
||
A lot about zarf is buggered. -AR Koenig
|
||
A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. -Stephen Jay Gould
|
||
A Man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. -Thoreau
|
||
A man must destroy himself before others can destroy him. -Mong Tse
|
||
A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
|
||
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
|
||
A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
|
||
A man without a faith is like a fish without a bicycle.
|
||
A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. -Paul Erdös
|
||
A mean guy shouldn't have any wine.
|
||
A megabyte here, a megabyte there, and pretty soon you're talking real power.
|
||
A megaflop is a failure of gigantic proportions.
|
||
A mighty maze! but not without a plan. -Pope
|
||
A monoid is an associative monad; its underlying magma is a semigroup.
|
||
A more wretched hive of scum and villainy: not found.
|
||
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.
|
||
A movie studio is the best toy a boy ever had. -Orson Welles
|
||
A non-functioning unit should no longer be used.
|
||
A one- or two-inch piece of string/Cannot be used for anything.
|
||
A one-inch worm: perhaps a half-inch soul.
|
||
A peasant girl can some day ride a golden palanquin.
|
||
A penny in hand worth a pound in hope.
|
||
A penny saved is a political breakthrough.
|
||
A penny saved is one cent.
|
||
A penny saved is ridiculous.
|
||
A penny saved kills your career in the Pentagon.
|
||
A person who knowingly causes a nuclear weapon explosion...is guilty of an offence. - British Prohibitions and Inspections Act 1998 s47(1)(a)
|
||
A philosopher does not need a torch to gather glow-worms by at mid-day. -- Earnest Bramah
|
||
A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me.
|
||
A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
|
||
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
|
||
A Point is a pair of shorts.
|
||
A policeman's job is only easy in a police state. - Orson Welles
|
||
A pretty girl and a bag of coins take watching.
|
||
A procedure can never use its own name in any way except to refer to itself.
|
||
A professional, motivated, customer-focused, winning team
|
||
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
|
||
A program that executes more instructions runs slower. - Pike's Law
|
||
A programming language, even with its libraries, is not enough, nor is it always the right place to solve all the problems of the network.
|
||
A question here, have you ever tried NSA sex?
|
||
A quick promiser, a quick forgetter.
|
||
A radical is a person with both feet firmly planted in the air.
|
||
A random thought, if said aloud,/May soon attract a hostile crowd.
|
||
A reagent will approach a ketone carbonyl group from the side with the smaller attached group. Prelog Rule
|
||
A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
|
||
A real Initiation never ends. -Aleister Crowley
|
||
A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -Edgar Watson Howe
|
||
A recently completed trial proved TOAD Generic 1 to be reliable, user-friendly, and convenient.
|
||
A resort area will be part of your next holiday plans
|
||
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
|
||
A rolling stone is a singing rock group.
|
||
A rolling stone makes you flat.
|
||
A rose by any other name would still have thorns.
|
||
A security flaw in GNU Emacs' email subsystem was exploited by Markus Hess in his 1986 hacking spree to gain superuser access to Unix computers.
|
||
A sharp tongue is the business of the grapes.
|
||
A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. -W. Irving
|
||
A sheet of sandpaper makes a cheap and effective substitute for costly maps when visiting the Sahara.
|
||
A short stranger will soon enter your life.
|
||
A single post can't hold up a sagging house.
|
||
A slip of the tongue cuts deeper than the sword.
|
||
A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.
|
||
A song in time is worth a dime.
|
||
A stitch in time keeps your tu-tu from becoming a four-four.
|
||
A strange event will change your idea of a good time.
|
||
A substituted biphenyl can be resolved if and only if the sum of the hanging bond lengths is greater than 0.29nm. Adam's Rule
|
||
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
|
||
A system is Unix if and only if it will compile and run everything on prep.ai.mit.edu without restrictions.
|
||
A system programmer is someone who debugs his programs with an oscilloscope.
|
||
A take is better that two you shall have.
|
||
A theory is better than an explanation.
|
||
A thing of Joy is a beauty forever. -Hugh Redelmeier
|
||
A thousand days in the afterworld: better one day in this.
|
||
A thousand throats may be slit in one night by a running man.
|
||
A timely use of glue or paste/May well prevent a shocking waste.
|
||
A tree is best measured when it is down.
|
||
A Trojan Horse is only dangerous if it's leaking.
|
||
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
|
||
A twisting road will take you to Warsaw, but you won't be bored.
|
||
A u.f.o. closely encountered is no longer a u.f.o.
|
||
A universal thought dispenses with communication.
|
||
A vertical conference is a center-wide conference. - Steve Bellovin
|
||
A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world - except a defeat. -Wellington
|
||
A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except a defeat. -Wellington
|
||
A victory is the greatest tragedy in the world, except SunWindows. -Wellington
|
||
A watched pot never disappears.
|
||
A watched terminal never prints.
|
||
A watermelon will not ripen in your armpit.
|
||
A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire.
|
||
A witty saying means nothing. -Voltaire
|
||
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. -Rudyard Kipling
|
||
A woman is only a woman, but I'm awfully good company. - Bill Gates
|
||
A woman's mind: like spring weather.
|
||
A zone contains the domain names that the domain within the same domain name contains, except for domain names in delegated subdomains.
|
||
a.out: does not have gp tables for all it's sections
|
||
A578 Your FLP overflows into your KBUF.
|
||
AAAOO OOZOR AZZAZ ZAIEO AZAEI IIOZA KHOEO OOYTH OEAZA EAOOZ AKHOZ AKHEY THXAA LETHX KH
|
||
Ablata at alba.
|
||
Aborted early
|
||
Abortion and suicide are hereditary only if you prevent them.
|
||
About all some parents accomplish in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
|
||
About all some parents accomplish in life is to send a child to Harvard.
|
||
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
|
||
Above all, we need a state in order to have democracy, which is the system by which the many non-rich join together to overcome the power of the rich and thus deny them control over society. -- Richard Stallman
|
||
Absence is better than a cure.
|
||
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
|
||
Absquotilate it in style, you old skunk,..and show the gentlemen what you can do.
|
||
Abstain wholly from laurel leaves.
|
||
Accelerate the pace of downsizing
|
||
Access to the Internet has also exposed Haredim, who traditionally have taken their direction only from rabbis, to alternate opinions.
|
||
accom: Warning 310: restart.c, line 148: A file with no declarations or definitions is accepted as an extension to ANSI C
|
||
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are worthless.
|
||
According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy.
|
||
Accounting software is structured as a set of tools that can be used to build accounting systems.
|
||
acid: <stdin>:82: (error) 82: <eof> eating symbols
|
||
Ad pulchritudinem tria requiruntur; integritas, consonantia, claritas. -Aquinas
|
||
Add-on Memory Leak Fix
|
||
Additional Facts:
|
||
Additional links: Bjarne Stroustrup's opinion
|
||
ADDITIONAL METAPHOR SPOILER ALERT: ``The Old Man and the Sea'' is not just about an old man and the sea.
|
||
Additionally, the paper [xxx] can serve as an excellent tool to help any new project introspect about how it will do business. - Jim Coplien
|
||
Admiration is our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
|
||
Adoring admirers have fed Linux goodies to a disheartening state of obesity. -- M. Douglas McIllroy
|
||
Adversity is the source of strength.
|
||
Advertising mode - Delivery mode
|
||
“aestheticles: n. The little-known source of aesthetic reactions. If your whole body feels like going into a fetal position or otherwise double over from the pain of experiencing something exceptionally ugly and inelegant, such as C++, it’s because your aestheticles got creamed.” -- Erik Naggum
|
||
Afraid to commit to booting native Plan-9 until I'm sure I can get openbox, firefox, and chromium-browser working on it.
|
||
After 24 hours, corpses and guests smell bad.
|
||
After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. -- William S. Burroughs
|
||
After all, a murderer is only an extroverted suicide.
|
||
After hydrogen, the most common thing in the universe is stupidity. -Harlan Ellison
|
||
after looking at plan9 whole codebase with codemap I realized the code was not that big.
|
||
AFTER READ THE PAGE YOU UNDRSTAND WHAT IM TALKING TO YOU !
|
||
After the paunch comes the dance.
|
||
After you have rotated your monitor, you need to complete the procedure below to rotate your operating system.
|
||
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
|
||
Again, and strongly, undress the sheep. It is getting to visitors.
|
||
Aibohphobia (n.) abnormal fear of palindromes.
|
||
aiju: ACPI -- Abominable Crap Produced by Intel
|
||
aiju's plan9 faq - Q: does plan9 have ... ? A: no
|
||
Al Schumann, that devil-may-care Intern from FSD is leaving Tom Houghton's Security Group.
|
||
Al-Qaeda Calls For the Execution Of Bill Gates
|
||
Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has.
|
||
Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily.
|
||
Alfred is amazing, but I wish it had a Sublime Text-like package manager.
|
||
All along the untrodden paths of the future, I can see the footprints of an unseen hand. Sir Boyle Roche, MP
|
||
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly aurifers.
|
||
all bridges conceal trolls -- Stanley Lieber
|
||
All dare to write, who can or cannot read. -Horace, `Epistles', Book II
|
||
All I do is wait for your clumsy hands to make mincemeat of my apparel.
|
||
All I know about print is that you can do it too soon. - Ron Minnich
|
||
All my men wear badges, or they wear nothing at all.
|
||
All of the bridges between our today and our yesteryear have been burnt.
|
||
All of these futures having been sold, this fortune appears as a matter of record only.
|
||
All operating systems are bullshit. -- Ted Unangst
|
||
All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.
|
||
All that does not glitter is not not-gold.
|
||
All the ethics in Hollywood can be rolled up and fit into a gnat's navel.
|
||
All the good ones are taken.
|
||
All the great men are dead and I'm not feeling too well myself.
|
||
All the jobs I find are for C++, my father gets on my case for not using it, and now with a family I'm scared if I'll be able to support them.
|
||
All the world is an Interdata. -DM Ritchie
|
||
All things considered, life is 9-to-5 against.
|
||
All things that are, are lights.
|
||
All you need to know is in the manual.
|
||
Almost all good computer programs contain at least one random-number generator.
|
||
also, plan9front claims to include a working go compiler. what did they do? -- Russ Cox
|
||
Although the moon is only 1/100 the size of the earth, it is much further away.
|
||
Always check fire exits in hotels and motels.
|
||
Always condemn the crime, not always the criminal.
|
||
Always go for overkill. -Lou Reed
|
||
Always keep a record of data. It indicates you've been working.
|
||
Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
|
||
Always make water when you can. -Wellington
|
||
Always read the labels on pesticides.
|
||
Always wear underpants beneath your kanzu before you mount your bicycle.
|
||
America? Astounding! All because of a fellow named Columbus and poor navigation!
|
||
America's best buy for a dime is a telephone call to the right person.
|
||
American Bar Association (0xABA) + Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (0xCBC) == the American Revolution (0x1776)
|
||
American Non Sequitur Society: We don't make sense, but we do like pizza.
|
||
An AI journal without hype? That's like a hot air balloon without the hot air.
|
||
An airplane is in your future.
|
||
An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall. For a pro, it's got to be a real old lady. - Groucho Marx.
|
||
An artist is never ahead of his time, but most people are far behind theirs. - Varese
|
||
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.
|
||
An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.
|
||
An Austrian army, awfully arrayed, Boldly by battery besieged Belgrade.
|
||
An earthen Buddha had better not play with water.
|
||
An economic reality of our time: computerized job deskilling. - a book review in Science
|
||
An elegant woman: eyes and nose on an egg.
|
||
An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
|
||
An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.
|
||
An error has prevented <%=ServiceName%> from locating the message.
|
||
An error report was not generated.
|
||
An expert calligrapher knows his best brush.
|
||
An extended error was returned from the server. This is typically a string or buffer containing a verbose error message. Call InternetGetLastResponseInfo to retrieve the error text.
|
||
An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
|
||
An old wife and an old pot are the best around the house.
|
||
An oscilloscope is what cavemen used to debug fire. -Jim Veres
|
||
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
|
||
An ox with diarrhea leaves a long trail of dung. -- Sumerian saying
|
||
An X server itself is not a big piece of software, only a few 100K.
|
||
Anarchy is about creating communities and democratic decision making.
|
||
And good user interface is an another thing Plan 9 basically cannot into.
|
||
And I alone am returned to wag the tail.
|
||
And I don't want to live between such men, as you are.
|
||
And malt does more than Milton can/to justify God's ways to man -A.E. Housman
|
||
And so to bed.
|
||
And the fear of you shall be the noise of a broiled fish, and all creeping things that creep upon the earth.
|
||
And then there is of course the assumption that the disc is not made of beef and tossed with a hungry dog standing nearby. -Lambert Meertens
|
||
And, as captainhaggy pointed out, Bell Labs is a commercial successor to the original developers of Linux.
|
||
And, as you read, please forgive the necessary typos - I'm going for rock-solid facts, rather than spelling.
|
||
And, why does ARPA use two characters when one is sufficient?
|
||
Androgyny recapitulates philately.
|
||
anguish up -1 days, 00:00:01
|
||
Angular uses the term "scope" in a manner akin to the fundamentals of computer science.
|
||
Animals writing JavaScript
|
||
Anonymous claims to have erased four gigabytes worth of source code [...] -- DefenseNews, Hacker Group Claims Hit on U.S. Defense Contractor, Published: 12 Jul 2011 12:54
|
||
Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
|
||
Ansitise, v.: to pollute code; converse of sanitise.
|
||
Anthony Burgess reports a friend's rendezvous with the ideal mannequin, all legs and no breasts. It was like going to bed with a bicycle.
|
||
Anthrax is cool. - Tad Hunt
|
||
Anti-Virus Software Users: Some anti-virus software programs may interfere with the download and should be disabled while installing the Microsoft software.
|
||
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like.
|
||
Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an *art*. -Chas. McCabe
|
||
Any country with "democratic" in the title isn't.
|
||
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
|
||
Any mail routed through "emacs" will probably fail without benefit of a bounce-back.
|
||
Any man's speeding ticket on the Interstate diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind.
|
||
Any objections to me rewriting rc in go without all known bugs? -- brucee
|
||
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
|
||
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
|
||
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -Clarke
|
||
Any sufficiently clumsy magic is indistinguishable from technology.
|
||
Any theologian understands martyrdom, but only the martyr experiences the fire.
|
||
Any worm measuring bigger than 2 metres is a big worm. - sign in Gippsland Giant Worm Museum
|
||
Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
|
||
Anyone who buys Wisconsin cheese is a traitor to mankind! -J. Pournelle
|
||
Anyone who understands my music will never be unhappy again. -L. Van Beethoven
|
||
anyone who uses the terminal in linux is pretty stupid considering that most of its commands have solid stable gui equivalents these days
|
||
Anyone's life is incomplete unless they are, in some smaller or larger way, saving the world.
|
||
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
|
||
Anything is possible, and it usually does. - John Lions
|
||
Anything with the word 'generation' in it has to be wrong. - T.A. Cargill
|
||
anytime a new dbus conf is installed you need to restart dbus daemon but this way running applications using dbus crash immediately proper way is to reload dbus configuration instead of restarting it -- Post in the Tiny Core Linux forum
|
||
Apache is less magical than it was in the 90's. -- Brad Fitzpatrick
|
||
Apart from the extra line that's a one line proof.
|
||
apmd[105]: On-line: * * * (100% unknown)
|
||
apple developers are like abused wives -- martian67
|
||
Apple Mobile Devices Cleared For Use On US Military Networks
|
||
Applicants must also have extensive knowledge of UNIX, although they should have sufficiently good programming taste to not consider this an achievement. - Hal Abelson, MIT AI Lab job ad
|
||
Apres moi, le kludge. -James H Fischer
|
||
Apricots in the orchard brought so many greetings. When the apricots were gone, so were the greetings.
|
||
Arabic is a language, Persian is a sweetmeat, and Turkish is an art.
|
||
Arabic is a mystery -- love is just a crock.
|
||
Arbitrary makes free.
|
||
are a fucking moron"
|
||
Are Green Spaces an Indicator of Social and Economic Inequality?
|
||
Are Lenovo's ThinkPads Getting Worse?
|
||
Are the O'Reilly X books worth hanging onto?
|
||
Are we not men?
|
||
Are you kidding?
|
||
Are you proposing a solution or just whining? - Dave to Dave
|
||
Are you sure you want a two dimensional array?
|
||
Are you sure you want to send 'Pleonasm' to the recycle bin?
|
||
Are you sure you're on the right website?
|
||
Areas of communication may be very busy at present.
|
||
Aren't you glad his name wasn't Alexander Graham Klaxon?
|
||
Arguing that Java is better than C++ is like arguing that grasshoppers taste better than tree bark. - Thant Tessman
|
||
Aries -- this is your lucky day!
|
||
ARMY FOCUSES ON SECOND BASE IN SEX PROBE
|
||
ArrayList of int / my list of int, equals new / ArrayList of int - Steve Yegge
|
||
Arsenic and Old Libc
|
||
Art is merely cheese made visible.
|
||
artist: unrecognized message 'Elvis Costello'
|
||
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
|
||
As a domestic animal, Othello is a child.
|
||
As a longtime Mac user, I feel that Steve Jobs did many great things, and I hope they're not being too rough on him down there. -- Michael Kupperman
|
||
As a programmer, I can make my programs do whatever I please. If I want to autosave all of my documents, I can write an Emacs script to save after every hundred keypresses.
|
||
As above, so below.
|
||
As always, do not blindly enter commands you do not understand into your computer. -- OpenBSD FAQ
|
||
As an aside, it looks like the Labs is no longer interested in accepting patches requiring more than a cursory review.
|
||
As an interface designer Plan9 have always fascinated me yet I found it incredible hard to find many other designers who were into it's concepts.
|
||
As complicated as the semantics of virtual inheritance may seem, its support within the compiler has proven even more complicated. - Stanley Lippman, Inside the C++ Object Model
|
||
As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
|
||
As JCPenney CEO Ron Johnson has discovered, trying to force a brand into an Apple-shaped mold doesn't ensure success.
|
||
As low as possible isn't a number yet - Ron Minnich
|
||
As Maine goes, so goes Vermont. -Alf Landon
|
||
As much as I like the design of Plan 9, I also like surfing the web.
|
||
As much as I'd love to I feel I have to let it go -- rminnich
|
||
As natural as water on the frog's face.
|
||
As of Tuesday, C will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update all programs.
|
||
As soon as I get a job I'll be either asking for my check in BTC or just convert it as it flows in.
|
||
As the F-35 is a software defined aircraft, the maintenance personnel have found that many deficiencies identified can be fixed by simply rebooting the software through an aircraft restart.
|
||
As The Web Improves, Apple's Platforms Look Increasingly Broken
|
||
as1: Error: ../bpvvv.c, line 1324: Too many float literals--compile with "-Wb,-nopool"
|
||
Ask Eduardo Krell.
|
||
Ask HN: I will help your startup in exchange of food and a place to stay
|
||
Ask HN: I've learned a programming language – how do I solve problems with code?
|
||
Ask Ken. He hates Everything.
|
||
Ask Slashdot: Can You Say Something Nice About Systemd?
|
||
Ask Slashdot: Is C++ the Right Tool For This Project?
|
||
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
|
||
assert(assert(assert(assert(assert(assert(1)))))) /* check for cosmic radiation */
|
||
At home even wood tastes good.
|
||
At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1.
|
||
At MIT the server is the unit of invention. -Rob Pike
|
||
At the end of the year we will be a zero sum game
|
||
At the feast of souls failure is always the guest of honor.
|
||
At the time this is written the testing has not yet been completed, but the resulting system is guaranteed to be flawless - Dijkstra'68
|
||
At twilight, objects often start/To make odd sounds and fall apart.
|
||
Atomic compare and exchange. These sequences are not actually atomic [⋯]. However, they are very close to atomic, [⋯] LinuxThreads has been using these sequences for many years.
|
||
Atoms of even atomic number are more abundant in the universe than are atoms of odd atomic number. Harkin's Rule
|
||
att-xx # Apr 30 16:31:11 timed[119]: THIS MACHINE IS A SLAVE
|
||
Attend winter sheep meetings. Learning never ends!
|
||
Attention, Eduardo, the moon is red.
|
||
aug 28 10:00 mh 1d-224 h yasuoka, issp, nmr and nqr in high tdcu and related cu oxides - u63dcu and u17do nmr in ybad2ucud3uodyu
|
||
Auribus teneo lupum.
|
||
Automating a mess yields an automated mess. -Michael Hammer
|
||
Available in 4E-numpty-scrunch
|
||
Available only for MEI designed 3.5"MO series. Do not use it absolutely in another drive.
|
||
Avarice big enough is called ambition.
|
||
Ave discordia.
|
||
Avoid a hasty decision.
|
||
Avoid point loads. Areal loading is best, followed by line loading. Katz Rule
|
||
Avoid reality at all costs.
|
||
Avoid stress concentrators. Maintain structural compliance. Katz Rule
|
||
Avoid success at all costs. -- unofficial Haskell motto
|
||
AVPlayerLayer *playerLayer = [AVPlayerLayer playerLayerWithPlayer:player];
|
||
Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm.
|
||
Awk is certainly not perfect. - The Awk Book
|
||
Awk is one of the world's greatest collections of surprises. -Doug McIlroy
|
||
awk with their heads! -- stanleylieber
|
||
awk: illegal statement 206620
|
||
awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files]; record number 3.55646e-311
|
||
Ayan Qureshi is now a Microsoft Certified Professional after passing the tech giant's exam when he was just five years old.
|
||
b f BC-DadaStream% 0Advisory 08-!9 0050^ thelist mofing soon. ^The AP A@-NB- 8-19-(' 1353EDT<
|
||
b.root-servers.net should be 'Seal Target Geronimo.epub'
|
||
bad input char: .Ppm{=P!*@)Z9oFPp|*?)Z9pv9i%Su$^J)48%K_e239GM#ffoq!!!"!Mp#V6N\H8uEgdXbP\[7j1&PJz!X76!4BA}5!!!!!"syui!!!"!Mp#V6P\Scb?p8`;!4lf&
|
||
Bad taste is timeless.
|
||
Bad termcap entry
|
||
Ban the bomb. Save the world for conventional warfare.
|
||
Bank error in your favor. Collect $200.
|
||
BASH is great, it dumps core and has clear documentation. -Ari Suntioinen
|
||
Basic is like doing arithmetic with Roman numerals. - MD McIlroy
|
||
Basically, we feel the UNIX industry has ignored the system management usability problem.
|
||
BD-445G (red compact car) lights no longer on
|
||
BDD is a second-generation, outside-in, pull-based, multiple-stakeholder, multiple-scale, high-automation, agile methodology. It describes a cycle of interactions with well-defined outputs, resulting in the delivery of working, tested software that matters.
|
||
Be hungry, but don't beg.
|
||
Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.
|
||
Be the sea, and see me be.
|
||
Beam to 1.04TeV... Lost due to tune drifting [sh*t!]... Tunes for beam 1 were different when we returned to injection energy (no precycle)... Trimmed and incorporated... Ramped 2 beams, all the way to 1.18TeV !!
|
||
Bean-paste that smells like bean-paste is no good.
|
||
Beautiful women come to learn most grief.
|
||
Beauty is more important in computing than anywhere else in technology because software is so complicated. Beauty is the ultimate defence against complexity. - David Gelernter
|
||
Beauty is only sin deep. H H Munro
|
||
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
|
||
Beauty is silent yet it speaks to us.
|
||
Beauty times brains equals a constant.
|
||
Becoming an overnight success usually takes years.
|
||
Been Transferred Lately?
|
||
Before physical activity warm up gradually.
|
||
Being afraid of X is about as sensible as being afraid of sendmail.
|
||
Being born: the beginning of the end.
|
||
Being really good at C++ is like being really good at using rocks to sharpen sticks. - Thant Tessman
|
||
Beleidigungen, Beschwerden und Flames bitte an NUL schicken.
|
||
Belief is the death of intelligence.
|
||
bell-labs.com has now outsourced their email to outlook.com
|
||
Belly famished has no ears.
|
||
Below the hull is hell.
|
||
Belvime i no send this mail for make spam!
|
||
Berkeley sockets. By integrating sockets with the Unix operating system's file descriptors, it became almost as easy to read and write data across a network as it was to access a disk.
|
||
Better a live beggar than a dead millionaire.
|
||
Better be ignorant than mistaught.
|
||
Better be right or your big venture goes wrong. -Resistor color code mnemonic
|
||
Better cover the fish than chase the cat.
|
||
Better ingredients, better pizza. -- John Schnatter
|
||
Better plant the paddy than write poems.
|
||
Better shave your mind than your skull.
|
||
Better the arrow pierce your breast than your back.
|
||
Better the beak of the hen than the tail of the horse.
|
||
Better the wife of a divorced man than the wife of a widower.
|
||
Better to eat cheese and bread than pilaf that is given as a favor.
|
||
Better to have failed your Wasserman than never to have loved at all.
|
||
Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act falls the shadow.
|
||
Beware -- local customs vary. Check with a native before going into the jungle.
|
||
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
|
||
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. -Donald Knuth
|
||
beware of component 3730
|
||
Beware of low-flying butterflies.
|
||
Beware the foot of Nessus!
|
||
Beware: the light at the end of the tunnel may be New Jersey.
|
||
Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous Initiation.
|
||
Bicycle with the traffic flow.
|
||
Big fish better not swim in shallow bays.
|
||
Big head, little sens.
|
||
Big trees provoke the pride of winds.
|
||
Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.
|
||
Biggus Diggus wants YOU.
|
||
Bignose from Winnetka.
|
||
Bill Joy is one of those rare people who can carry on a rapid-fire technical conversation while coding at the keyboard.
|
||
BIND people could put security holes into a hello world program -- aiju
|
||
BINGO
|
||
Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
|
||
Bite my shiny metal ass. -- Rob Pike
|
||
Bitfield endianness not defined! Check your byteorder.h
|
||
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
|
||
Blessed are the peacocks, for they shall be called sonship of God. -Matt. 5:9 as rendered by QuickVerse 2.0
|
||
Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.
|
||
Blessed be the optionless, for they shall not eat gnu
|
||
Blessed St. Leibowitz, let them keep on dreamin' down there...
|
||
BLISS is ignorance.
|
||
Blue comes from Indigo, but is bluer than Indigo.
|
||
Body Count Math: 2 VC plus 1 chicken and 3 pigs equals 37 enemy killed in action.
|
||
Bonjour &FIRSTNAME;
|
||
Book-burning is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to think of it as "English lit". - Larry Hollister
|
||
bool x = "false"; // valid C++ [sets x to true]
|
||
Boost, don't knock
|
||
boot: nop...cfs...session...no physical memory
|
||
bootsplash: silent mode.
|
||
Borrow from him, he has an angel's face: repay him, a devil's.
|
||
Bosses never realize that a bottle neck is always at the top.
|
||
Both gg and sjw are leftist movements.
|
||
Both PH and FFF leave Ackermann's function coughing in the exhaust.
|
||
Bourne again.
|
||
Brain fried -- core dumped
|
||
Brashith Alhim
|
||
BREAD CRUMB BELONG ALONG HIM BIG FELLA, COME CHOP-CHOP
|
||
Bread is better than blossoms.
|
||
Bring your wife or husband and pink slip for the best trade-in deal in town.
|
||
Bringing Israelis And Palestinians Together With Mobile Apps
|
||
Britain has football hooligans, Germany has neo-Nazis, and France has farmers. -The Times
|
||
Brotherly love for brotherly love, but cheese for money.
|
||
Browser Choice May Affect Your Job Prospects
|
||
BT,DT,fixed quite a few of them. - Al "-15kLOC during the last year" Viro
|
||
Bubble bubble, toil and trouble; cast that float into a double.
|
||
Buckle up even on short auto trips.
|
||
Buick offers inbred american quality. -TV ad
|
||
Build a better mousetrap, and nature will build a better mouse.
|
||
Build it so that even a fool can use it, and only a fool will want to use it.
|
||
building a small rpi cluster is really easy (i have one with 8-nodes) -- Skip Tavakkolian
|
||
Burn the politeness.
|
||
BurnZeZ → I'm constantly dealing with scrolling text
|
||
Bursting With So Much Language Support It Hurts!
|
||
Bus error -- core dumped
|
||
Bush has it backwards -- abortion is surgical; bombing is murder. -Brian Harvey
|
||
Business is where the money is. - John Scully (CEO of Apple)
|
||
BUSINESS UNIT NEWS:
|
||
But an autopsy on the woman's headless body failed to reveal why she died.
|
||
But he who kisses the joy as it flies/Lives in Eternity's sunrise. -Wm. Blake
|
||
But if you'll insert it carefull, and will take it out not often, it really will campatible
|
||
But in 2011 it was revealed that only 50% of the eight million lines of code had actually been written and that it would take another six years and 110 additional software engineers in order to complete the software for this new schedule.
|
||
But issues remain in the AT&T Information Systems unit.
|
||
But macros are like having these high-powered band-aids, when what you want is not to be wounded in the first place. - Steve Yegge
|
||
But many are not capable of a firm persuasion of anything. -Wm. Blake
|
||
But really, you need a CRT to be lagless.
|
||
But theory turned out not to be Joy’s forte.
|
||
But when the chips are down, women hold the reins.
|
||
But without moving the directory specifics out of user space code like it was V7 and earlier, it would have been hard to create something as clean as VFS.
|
||
But you'll never become a rhinoceros...you haven't got the vocation!
|
||
But, Siriusly...
|
||
Buy DOS, get Unix free!
|
||
By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
|
||
By omnibus I traveled to Brooklyn.
|
||
By the pricking of my thumbs,/Something wicked this way comes.
|
||
By the time I leave office I want every single American to be able to set the clock on his VCR. -George Bush
|
||
By the time you finish reading this article, you will be able to take advantage of the coolest file system feature to be implemented since the symbolic link. - CLI Magic: Use Extended Attributes for better file management By Ryan Paul
|
||
By the way, BBCNews site makes corrupt the browser. -- Kenji
|
||
By tradition, the return value of functions report what they did, not what they considered doing. - rob
|
||
Byzantine development process
|
||
C - I mostly used it in school and haven't had the need to use it since.
|
||
C gains much of its vaunted efficiency by employing a very powerful pre-processor, usually called a ``programmer''.
|
||
C'est CHouette. Swiss bumper sticker
|
||
C'est dommage, mais c'est vrai.
|
||
C'est la faute de Ken!
|
||
C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas Unix. -Henry Spencer
|
||
c++ -O2 -fno-exceptions -fno-check-new -Wall -pedantic -W -Wpointer-arith -Wmissing-prototypes -Wwrite-strings -Wno-long-long -fno-builtin -O -pipe -DBSD -DQT_CLEAN_NAMESPACE -DQT_NO_COMPAT -DQT_NO_ASCII_CAST -o konq main.o mainwindow.o -Wl,-export-dynamic ../kdesrc/kio/http/kcookiejar/.libs/libkcookiejar.a -L/usr/X11R6/lib -ljpeg -L/usr/local/lib -ljpeg -L/usr/lib -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kio/.libs/libkio.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kparts/.libs/libkparts.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/khtml/.libs/libkhtml.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/kio/http/.libs/libkiohttp.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../dropin/kparts/.libs/libkpartsdropin.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg ../kdesrc/khtml/ecma/.libs/kjs_html.a -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lssl -lcrypto -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lqt2 -lpng -lz -ljpeg -lXext -lX11 -lSM -lICE -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -ljpeg -lm -ljpeg -lgcc -lstdc++
|
||
C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce. - Scott McKay
|
||
C++ is to C as lung cancer is to lung.
|
||
C++ names are systematically silly. -Bjarne Stroustrup
|
||
CA002 - [CAL] ASSEMBLY TIME: 0.000000 CPU SECONDS
|
||
Cab drivers are living proof that practice does not make perfect. - David Dinkins
|
||
Caches aren't architecture, they're just optimization. - Rob Pike
|
||
California is a fine place to live if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen
|
||
calling Kant's philosophy bullshit seems a bit harsh to me, actual bullshit has practical applications as a fertilizer -- aiju
|
||
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu -- It found me.
|
||
Can all this just be an accident? Or could there be some alien intelligence behind it?
|
||
Can be applied directly on top of Tornado AE1.1 Cumulative Patch3, or on top of Tornado AE1.1 Cumulative Patch3 + patch 82607 + patch 83172. Patch 82607 and patch 83172 can not be applied on top of patch 84031.
|
||
Can Bruce Schneier Be Trusted?
|
||
Can Designers And Developers Save Health Care?
|
||
Can I help translate TEDx Talks if I only speak English?
|
||
Can somebody please include this in the fortunes database? -- lucio
|
||
Can tomorrow be more than just the end of today?
|
||
Can you feel empathy for a UUID?
|
||
Can you sum up plan 9 in layman's terms? It does everything Unix does only less reliably - Ken
|
||
Can't get device information: Success -- Linux Bluetooth discovery.
|
||
canlock: corrupted 0xcafebabe
|
||
Cannot fork -- try again.
|
||
Cannot open phone book for <attrd>. Try a different company.
|
||
Canonical Developer Warns About Banking With Linux Mint
|
||
Capitalism is indeed obsessed with money, but Marxism is obsessed with Marxism.
|
||
Captain Clark welcomes you aboard.
|
||
Carcinogenicity in polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons is associated with the presence of a bay region. Bay Rule
|
||
Careful how you handle scissors and fools.
|
||
Carnegie-Mellon University mistakenly sent 800 acceptances for its Master of Science in Computer Science program.
|
||
Carry a medical information card.
|
||
Castration is not a cure-all.
|
||
Cat scalded fear the cold water.
|
||
cat-v.org - refuge for promiscuous women
|
||
cat-v.org claims that C++ was invented as a joke... Is it a joke? -- bbs.archlinux.org
|
||
cat-v.org? What was that website that attacked gentoo? It was named after a compiler flag. -- some /g/tard
|
||
cat: read failed: Reached the end of the file.
|
||
Caught in --More-- loop.
|
||
Caution -- be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.
|
||
Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health.
|
||
Caution: Do not view laser light with remaining eye.
|
||
CB is a great place to work. There are so many good going away parties.
|
||
CB is a many gendered thing.
|
||
CB/UNIX was developed to address deficiencies inherent in Research Unix
|
||
cc: not found
|
||
cc: The parameter is incorrect. - cygwin cc
|
||
cc: warning: -g disables -O
|
||
CC119 - Dead code generated for vacuous expr.
|
||
Cekoslovakyalilastirabilemediklerimizdenmiymissiniz?
|
||
Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
|
||
Celibacy is not hereditary.
|
||
Center 1127 -- It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
|
||
Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543
|
||
Centran manuals are available in 2B-515.
|
||
cetus news: Cannot open /usr/news/
|
||
cfe: Warning 712: irix.c, line 311: illegal combination of pointer and integer .... ? ( (((long)*arg & 0x1) ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg + 7),(char *)((long)*arg-6-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA)) :(((long)*arg & 0x2) ?(*arg = (char *)((long)*arg +10),(char *)((long)*arg-24-_VA_FP_SAVE_AREA)) :( ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) + (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ), (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) - sizeof( long))) ) ))) : ( ((*arg)=(char *)(((unsigned int)(((char *)*arg)+((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)-1)) & -((__builtin_alignof( long))>4?(__builtin_alignof( long)):4)) + (((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) ), (((char *)*arg) - ((((unsigned int)(((char *)sizeof( long))+((4)>4?(4):4)-1)) & -((4)>4?(4):4)) - sizeof( long))) ) )))[-1] );
|
||
charge.c: 163: CC001 - Internal Compiler Error 69 . Debug: (412127)request for s1 but pseudo already in s3
|
||
Charle why don´t reply, it´s not a normal comportament, i ask information for this manual, you reply everything but not reply, i can order from you this manual? reply please, it´s easy but you are complicated
|
||
Charlie don't hack.
|
||
Charlie don't surf.
|
||
Chart up the hierarchies
|
||
chdir: ?I/O error: `I/O error'
|
||
Chebyshev said it, and I say it again / There is always a prime between n and 2n. - Paul Erdös
|
||
checking size of char... 1 - gnu configure
|
||
Checking system endianess... Big endian
|
||
Ches is the Dennis Rodman of science. -Cliff Young
|
||
chess tonight
|
||
Child process unexpectedly missing: No child processes.
|
||
Children are hereditary: if your parents didn't have any, neither will you.
|
||
children are the poor man's wealth.
|
||
Children can be substituted for adults in any case; however adults cannot be substituted for children. -Amtrak
|
||
China's cyber forces are said to be around 400,000 including militia, and the US has 20,000.
|
||
Chinese Web Site Replaces CEO.
|
||
chown to owner: Not owner
|
||
CL's loop is so powerful that people invented functional programming so that they'd never have to use it. - G_Morgan
|
||
Clear your screen after you log off.
|
||
Clearspeak also is a euphemism for what advertising people call the "dominant brand" or "masterbrand" approach. - Bell Labs News, April 1, 1997 (but not April Fool's)
|
||
Click Here to GET the penis you want today!!!
|
||
Click on the following link if you don't want to recieve any more email.
|
||
Closing this window will terminate the running processes: login, bash, acme, acme, devdraw, 9pserve, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win.
|
||
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
|
||
Cloud stands for: I'm too stupid to know about the server client concept. - 20h
|
||
Club sandwiches, not baby seals.
|
||
Cocaine is nature's way of saying you make too much money.
|
||
Coffin-makers love the plague.
|
||
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.
|
||
Cogito Ergo Spud.
|
||
Cohesion and coupling are intertwined.
|
||
cold matsushita/their technology stronger/enslaves our people
|
||
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
|
||
Comeau C/C++ 4.3.10.1 beta: Now in our 22nd year!
|
||
Command (m for help):
|
||
Commands have been a big part of computing ever since the 1970's.
|
||
COMMENT = portable C compiler ONLY_FOR_ARCHS = i386 amd64
|
||
commit: tapefs: remove dependency to <authsrv.h>
|
||
Communication is only possible between equals.
|
||
Communism must be like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce
|
||
Compared to their proprietary Unix counterparts, GNU programs have also been shown to be more reliable.[32]
|
||
complete SoC on a chip - Tilera
|
||
Completed updating files, continuing to load Windows...
|
||
Compound interest is one of the most powerful forces in the universe. -- Albert Einstein
|
||
Computers are crap, but the Apple store offers a world without toilets. - James Grimmelmann
|
||
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
|
||
Computers come in putty-colored boxes and have AUTOEXEC.BAT files and run screen-savers with flying toasters, and brains do not. - Steven Pinker
|
||
con: connecting to coma
|
||
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff. -Eisenhower
|
||
Configured with: /s/ndk-toolchain/src/build/../gcc/gcc-4.8/configure --prefix=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/prefix --target=arm-linux-androideabi --host=x86_64-apple-darwin --build=x86_64-apple-darwin --with-gnu-as --with-gnu-ld --enable-languages=c,c++ --with-gmp=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/temp-install --with-mpfr=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/temp-install --with-mpc=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/temp-install --with-cloog=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/temp-install --with-isl=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/temp-install --with-ppl=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/temp-install --disable-ppl-version-check --disable-cloog-version-check --disable-isl-version-check --enable-cloog-backend=isl --with-host-libstdcxx='-static-libgcc -lstdc++ -lm' --disable-libssp --enable-threads --disable-nls --disable-libmudflap --disable-libgomp --disable-libstdc__-v3 --disable-sjlj-exceptions --disable-shared --disable-tls --disable-libitm --with-float=soft --with-fpu=vfp --with-arch=armv5te --enable-target-optspace --enable-initfini-array --disable-nls --prefix=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/prefix --with-sysroot=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/prefix/sysroot --with-binutils-version=2.23 --with-mpfr-version=3.1.1 --with-mpc-version=1.0.1 --with-gmp-version=5.0.5 --with-gcc-version=4.8 --with-gdb-version=7.3.x --with-python=/Users/User/mydroid/ndk/prebuilt/darwin-x86_64/bin/python-config.sh --with-gxx-include-dir=/tmp/ndk-User/build/toolchain/prefix/include/c++/4.8 --with-bugurl=http://source.android.com/source/report-bugs.html --disable-bootstrap --disable-libquadmath --enable-plugins --enable-libgomp --disable-libsanitizer --enable-gold --enable-graphite=yes --with-cloog-version=0.18.0 --with-isl-version=0.11.1 --with-arch=armv5te --program-transform-name='s&^&arm-linux-androideabi-&' --enable-gold=default
|
||
Congratulations! Your first AT&T U-verse Bill is Now Available on Video
|
||
Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom. -Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI)
|
||
Connected to 192.65.218.43.
|
||
Connection to Microsoft Exchange has been restored.
|
||
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.
|
||
considering 3 files, 0 already backed up
|
||
Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness.
|
||
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. -- Oscar Wilde
|
||
Constants aren't. Variables don't. LISP does. Functions won't. Bytes do.
|
||
Contains no kung fu, car chases or decapitations.
|
||
Content-Length: 0
|
||
Continental Life. Why do you ask?
|
||
Contrary to English and other similar languages, Turkish can be hyphenated with a simple 4 state finite-state machine.
|
||
Conventional wisdom has it that preprocessing time is a negligible part of building a C++ binary.
|
||
Convictions cause convicts -- what you believe imprisons you.
|
||
Cookie import from '/usr/dhog/lib/cookies' failed: fil
|
||
Cookies! Thanks NFS Anonymous Access User!
|
||
Cool as the toad who snapped a mosquito.
|
||
coproc proto viol
|
||
Copyright (c) 1984 AT&T. All Rights Reserved
|
||
Copyright (C) 1986 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
|
||
Core Error - Bus Dumped
|
||
Correct, except on the pi it's cmdline.txt instead of plan9.ini
|
||
Could not open 2147478952 framebuffers.
|
||
Count the chickens in autumn.
|
||
Courage is something you can never totally own or totally lose.
|
||
Courts are not equipped to execute the law. - John Ashcroft
|
||
Cowards die many times before their deaths;/The valiant never taste of death but once.
|
||
cpp0: Cannot allocate 939136576 bytes after allocating 457620 bytes
|
||
cpu: can't dial helix.cpu: ken hasn't implemented datakit
|
||
cpu: can't dial: plan9.lanl.gov: The operation completed successfully.
|
||
CPU0 states: 0.0% user, 150.0% system, 0.0%nice, 0.0% idle
|
||
cpu0: existing
|
||
cpu90112: exiting
|
||
craftd keeps modern UNIX daemon philosophy in mind. This includes best practice like async polling I/O, multi-threading, and use of high quality libraries whenever possible.
|
||
Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
|
||
Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing.
|
||
Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
|
||
Credo Elvem ipsum etiam vivere.
|
||
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem: they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. -Brendan Behan
|
||
Cryptogamous concretion never grows on mineral fragments that decline repose.
|
||
CTC is a Java application that is installed in two locations.
|
||
Cthulhu Saves! ... in case He's hungry later.
|
||
Cu' si marita sta contentu 'nu giornu, cu' ammazza 'u porco sta contentu n'annu
|
||
Current trajectory of performance
|
||
Currently, vim also loads faster than Emacs.
|
||
Customer stickiness reduces churn making it a valuable benefit.
|
||
Cut down on fatty, high-calorie foods.
|
||
cvs [checkout aborted]: cannot rename file .new.glwdrawin to glwdrawingareamakecurrent.gl: Invalid argument
|
||
Cwm fjord bank glyphs vex't quiz.
|
||
d202: your output may be weird
|
||
Dallas stands for culture with a 'K'.
|
||
Dames is like streetcars -- The oceans is full of 'em. -Archie Bunker
|
||
Dames lie about anything - just for practice. -Raymond Chandler
|
||
Damn Hackers... -- Pusha T
|
||
Damn it, i gotta get outta here!
|
||
DAMNIT, I AM NOT TOUCHY!!!! (and you can stick that in your fortunes file) -G. Holzmann
|
||
Dan Cross is a professional guitarist and private instructor living in New York City.
|
||
Dance, Dance, Dance, She Said
|
||
Dangerous knowledge is a little thing.
|
||
Dart understands that sometimes you just don’t feel like appeasing a ceremonial type checker.
|
||
DAT arrives/frequency notch treachery/people are not fooled
|
||
Data potato, du wop du wop.
|
||
Database has 0 items. Last update was May 12 1989.
|
||
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
|
||
dd.c: sbrk(64); /* For good measure */
|
||
De minimis non curat lex.
|
||
DEAR ALL, I am newbie! pls guide me,
|
||
Dear Knowledge Management Network,
|
||
Dear subscriber, you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance.
|
||
Dear Valued Customer #88143191!
|
||
Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
|
||
Death to all fanatics!
|
||
Debate goes on over the nature of reality.
|
||
debug1: Miscellaneous failure
|
||
Decade Old KDE Bug Fixed
|
||
Decreased cabin volume was insufficient to support human life.
|
||
Deep down, we all need that escape velocity. -Steven Spielberg.
|
||
Deleted code is debugged code. - Jeff Sickel
|
||
Delivered-Automatically-By: the Magical Vacatioin Program
|
||
DELTA backup is running, system response will be slightly degraded.
|
||
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
|
||
Department meeting in 3 minutes.
|
||
depended upon, and should be liberally paid for by the capitalist, mercantile, and manufacturing classes. -- Charles Fay commenting on Bell's telephone charges in 1887
|
||
Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
|
||
Der Herrgott wurfelt nicht. -A. Einstein
|
||
Devil Duckie, when you float, it's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat!
|
||
Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes
|
||
Dickerson explained the change today on Etsy's blog, saying that his focus as the new CEO will be to impel Etsy to move faster "and more purposefully", and re-prioritize risk-taking and "learning by doing" and "iterating."
|
||
Did you ever try to write poetry in a committee meeting? It's like a bunch of fat construction guys trying to write an opera while sitting on the couch watching Baywatch. The more fat construction guys you add to the couch, the less likely you are to get opera out of it. - Joel Spolsky
|
||
Did you know ... that no-one ever reads these things?
|
||
Did you know that 1 barn yard atmosphere = 9.2e-17 erg?
|
||
Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
|
||
Die ich rief, die Geister, / Werd ich nun nicht los.
|
||
Die: to stop sinning suddenly.
|
||
Dieux! Un monstre hideux. En hurlant. Nous poursuit.
|
||
diff: usage diff [whatever] etc.
|
||
Digital plans to offer a better solution, not a better product. - R. Glorioso, DEC
|
||
Dijkstra is known for GOTOs, I'm known for whales... -S.C. Johnson
|
||
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
|
||
Dis code doesnt fuck arround - cinap_lenrek
|
||
dis: invalid general addressing mode (e8); notify disassembler implementor
|
||
Discard medicine more than two years old.
|
||
Disco delenda est.
|
||
Disease and death recognize no face.
|
||
Disk crisis, please clean up!
|
||
Disobedience was Man's Original Virtue. -Oscar Wilde.
|
||
dist.c:5 astro.h:4 macro redefined: OCCULT
|
||
Distrust yourself, and sleep before you fight. 'Tis not too late tomorrow to be brave. - J. Armstrong.
|
||
Ditat Deus.
|
||
Diversity better than intensity -- Xerox PARC talk (conclusion)
|
||
Djahavagooweegend?
|
||
Do not be distracted by meaningless messages.
|
||
DO NOT BE SELFISH! SHARE YOUR TIME WITH AN AWESOME SOLE MATE
|
||
Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.
|
||
Do not blow into a bear's ear.
|
||
Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
|
||
Do not confuse boredom with security.
|
||
Do not confuse effort with work.
|
||
Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon.
|
||
Do not go gentle into that good night/Rage, rage against the dying of the light
|
||
Do not make any links to this website without permission.
|
||
Do not meddle in the affairs of troff; it is subtle and quick to anger.
|
||
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: it makes them soggy and hard to light.
|
||
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: they are subtle and quick to anger.
|
||
Do not meddle in the mouth.
|
||
Do not scald your lips trying to eat the donut chunk floating in the coffee.
|
||
Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight.
|
||
Do not smoke near an open drawer. - Bell Labs safety manual.
|
||
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out if it alive.
|
||
Do not tell proverbs in winter; if you do, the toads will visit you.
|
||
Do not throw butts in the urinal: it makes them soggy and hard to light.
|
||
Do not throw butts in the urinal: they are subtle and quick to anger.
|
||
Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
|
||
Do not use the blue keys on this terminal.
|
||
Do something unusual today. Pay a bill.
|
||
Do Tech Entrepreneurs Need To Know How To Code?
|
||
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
|
||
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
|
||
Do you pine for the nice days of minix-1.1, when men were men and wrote their own device drivers? -- Linuz Benedict Torvalds, 05/10/1991
|
||
Do you want to restart now?
|
||
Does "Xmas" celebrate the birth of Malcolm X?
|
||
Does a firm persuasion that a thing is so make it so? -Wm. Blake
|
||
Does anyone have Richard Stallman's phone number? I want to call him and tell him exactly what I think of his software. Criticism wants to be free. -dhog
|
||
Does George know what he's got here? -Steven Spielberg.
|
||
does that me a dipshit
|
||
Does the additional overhead of doing a function call make this act less atomic? -- pip
|
||
Does the early bird enjoy the worm as much as the late bird enjoys the sleep?
|
||
Dog: throwing dirt with your hind legs.
|
||
Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate that!
|
||
Don't ask a blind man to show the way.
|
||
Don't attack a tiger with a company of sheep.
|
||
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
|
||
Don't be so greedy you break your nails.
|
||
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
|
||
Don't call in the doctor after the funeral.
|
||
Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
|
||
Don't carry a lantern in moonlight.
|
||
Don't carry carts to the sea or boats to the hills.
|
||
Don't carry water in a wicker basket.
|
||
Don't commute, communicate.
|
||
Don't conscience-stricken before they're hatched.
|
||
Don't count your chickens, eat them.
|
||
Don't eat "turshu" in front of a sick man.
|
||
Don't eat a large meal before driving.
|
||
Don't eat yellow snow.
|
||
Don't fasten the handle to the pail-bottom.
|
||
Don't fear a great enemy or despise a small.
|
||
Don't feed the bats tonight.
|
||
Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.
|
||
Don't forget the colon when referring to keyboards or printers.
|
||
Don't forget to run "make depend"
|
||
Don't get mad, make book.
|
||
Don't get shipwrecked as you enter port.
|
||
Don't go down in another's fall.
|
||
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
|
||
Don't go to the fishpond without a net.
|
||
Don't go with a spineless ISP. We have more backbone!
|
||
Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
|
||
Don't ignore where the writer is in the draft.
|
||
Don't interrupt! Let me finish! - Rae McLellan
|
||
Don't judge the tree 'til you see the fruit.
|
||
Don't kill the gnat and let the hornet go.
|
||
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
|
||
Don't laugh so hard -- you'll dislocate your jaw.
|
||
Don't lend your axe to get your own trees felled.
|
||
Don't let anyone cramp your style.
|
||
Don't let your thoughts get in a rut. The knife which spreads may also cut.
|
||
Don't lie if you don't have to. -Leo Szilard
|
||
Don't look back -- something may be gaining on you. -Satchel Paige.
|
||
Don't lug dirt to a hilltop.
|
||
Don't make a pin into a pickaxe.
|
||
Don't make your internal product name 'assmonkey', or you'll wind up with a real product named 'assmonkey' -- bramcohen
|
||
Don't meddle in the mouth. - Mark V. Shaney
|
||
Don't offer "bahmaz" to someone who has honey.
|
||
Don't paint on water or carve on ice.
|
||
Don't pay for the fur while the weasel's still holed up.
|
||
Don't play games with me. You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
|
||
Don't plug your ears when you go to steal a bell.
|
||
Don't put a cleaver in the clutch of a maniac.
|
||
Don't put a loaded rifle on the stage unless someone intends to fire it.
|
||
Don't put garlic on your head if it doesn't hurt.
|
||
Don't puting nathing in the line. Today is washing poison machine.
|
||
Don't rely on your nose -- TEST ATMOSPHERE!
|
||
Don't scratch your shoe when your foot itches.
|
||
Don't seek afar to find a wife.
|
||
Don't set a cat to guard the milk.
|
||
Don't settle the quarrel listening to one side only.
|
||
Don't shoot me, I have no idea whether that's a good idea or not!
|
||
Don't show this message again.
|
||
Don't speak about Time, until you have spoken to him.
|
||
Don't store your records anywhere you wouldn't store your valium!
|
||
Don't take a gilded sword to cut a radish.
|
||
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
|
||
Don't test every stone bridge with your stick.
|
||
Don't the days seem lank and long when doughnuts don't come in.
|
||
DON'T throw lefts of coffee, tea or chocolate milk into this recipient! Thank you.
|
||
Don't try to graft the bamboo onto the pine.
|
||
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
|
||
Don't try to out-weird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
|
||
Don't try to wash out blood with blood.
|
||
Don't type so hard.
|
||
Don't use gasoline for cleaning.
|
||
Don't use the ox-cleaver to kill a hen.
|
||
Don't vote -- it only encourages them.
|
||
Don't waste your prayers in the horse's ear.
|
||
Don't watch a bonfire in a straw coat.
|
||
Don't worry -- dat mine, it can't hurt us -- it's one of ours. -Eccles
|
||
Don't worry if it doesn't work right; if everything did, you'd be out of a job.
|
||
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
|
||
Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist
|
||
Don't wrestle with a curtain.
|
||
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
|
||
Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
|
||
“Don’t be misled by the British tendency to be soft-spoken and polite. If they need to be, they can be plenty tough. The English language didn’t spread across the oceans and over the mountains and jungles and swamps of the world because these people were panty-waists.” -- Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain, 1942
|
||
doofus is God-like
|
||
Doug McIlroy can create 3-ended pipes.
|
||
Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem.
|
||
Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a McIlroy number.
|
||
Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy.
|
||
Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage.
|
||
Down with categorical imperative!
|
||
Dr. Strange Love: How I Learned to Stop Being a Fag and Love the Clit - Capso
|
||
Draw up a family fire-escape plan.
|
||
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley
|
||
Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
|
||
Dreams are free, but you get soaked on the connect time.
|
||
Drink as a hole.
|
||
Drink beer, think beer.
|
||
Drink poison: you might as well chew up the glass too.
|
||
Drive away from a tornado at a right angle.
|
||
Drive defensively, buy a tank.
|
||
Drive with the traffic not against the clock.
|
||
Drums speak according as you strike.
|
||
Ducking for apples. Change one letter and it's the story of my life. _ Dorothy Parker
|
||
Due to a technical error with the distribution of Ottawa Newsbreak, you may have received the newsletter this morning. Please accept our apologies.
|
||
Due to technical problems, the BEST movie will be shown tommorrow.
|
||
Due to the sacredness of Tagzig Olmo Lung Ring and the Mount Kailash, the Bonpo as well as Hindus regard both the swastika and the number nine as auspicious and as of great significance.
|
||
Due to the sophisticated nature of DSL, Verizon Online cannot guarantee uninterrupted or error-free service, or the speed of your service.
|
||
Dump time is unreasonable
|
||
During 1986, UNIX will dominate the low end. J. Scanlon
|
||
During a meeting with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev in Seoul, the president urged Russia to give him additional time regarding missile defense in Europe saying, "This is my last election, and after my election, I'll have more flexibility."
|
||
Dyers always wear plain white clothes.
|
||
Dynace includes an extensive class library.
|
||
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
|
||
E Pluribus Unix.
|
||
E pur si muove.
|
||
E tutta colpa di Ken!
|
||
E Unibus Plurum.
|
||
E-mail is very glamorous. Way too glamorous. -- William Gibson
|
||
Each man's death diminishes me for I am involved in Humanity. -John Donne
|
||
Each O atom has two H atoms close to it and the unit of the water molecule is preserved. Ice Rule
|
||
Each time we take a Newton step, we hit the snare drum. -Eric Grosse
|
||
Eadum sunt, quorum unum potest substitui alteri salva veritate. -Leibniz
|
||
Earthquakes don't kill people; buildings do. - seismologists' saying
|
||
Easy for you to type, I have to do all the work.
|
||
Easy reading is damned hard writing. - Sheridan
|
||
Eat more fish and less red meat.
|
||
Eat snart foobs. -Unknown Jerome
|
||
Eating sweets gives you no strength.
|
||
Economic analysts say that while the economy may be slowing, it is not fizzling out.
|
||
Edinburgh is the Reykjavik of the South.
|
||
Education is basically useless, except for those rare cases when it's not really necessary. -Feynman
|
||
Efficiency is doing things right, but effectiveness is doing the right thing.
|
||
Efforts on the part of Motorola and IBM to popularize PReP/CHRP failed when Apple, IBM, and Taligent all failed to provide an operating system that could run on it and when Apple and IBM couldn't reach agreement on whether the reference design must or must not have a parallel port.
|
||
EFI should be renamed to WTFI -- aiju
|
||
Eggplants don't grow on melon vines.
|
||
Ego sum ens omnipotens.
|
||
Eileen L. Behr has translated her skill in public speaking into a successful career selling capacitors.
|
||
Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -Groucho Marx' last words
|
||
Either I've been missing something, or nothing has been going on.
|
||
Either we are alone or we are not. Either way is mind-boggling.
|
||
Ekke, Ekke, Ekke, Ekke, Ptang, Zoo boing!
|
||
Electricity travels one foot in a nanosecond. Hopper's Rule
|
||
Electronic music has clearly come to he who drinks.
|
||
Eleemosynary deeds have their incipience intramurally.
|
||
Elements with high melting points have low coefficients of thermal expansion. Carnelly's Rule
|
||
elongated pentagonal gyrocupolarotunda (J41): 21/36 ambiguous hinges
|
||
Elvis is alive and designed the Z80000
|
||
Emacs Needs To Move To GitHub, Says ESR
|
||
Emacs now supports webkit.
|
||
emacs: Terminal type "emacs" is not powerful enough to run Emacs.
|
||
Employees in need of breathing air can contact Al Lynch, x6915 or Tom Giacco, x7939 to make arrangements.
|
||
English is a 5-tuple ... -dmr
|
||
English is a stationary halibut?
|
||
English is a stretch language; one size fits all. -W. Safire
|
||
Enough of this regulatory `onion' with all its layers of laws and rules; we want a NEW onion. -Robert Allen
|
||
Enter your network password for Microsoft Networking.
|
||
enterprise product descriptions are also written by Markov bots -- aiju
|
||
ENV='${START[(_$-=1)+(_=0)-(_$-!=_${-%%*i*})]}'
|
||
eqn: illegal size of ignored near line 386, file part.5
|
||
Equal differences in the chemical composition of organic compounds give equal changes in boiling point. Kopp's Rule
|
||
Equations are the devil's sentences. - Stephen Colbert
|
||
error code 4A: Could not free fingers from storage slot after insert
|
||
Error Code: -2147483648
|
||
ERROR CREEPOUT HAS BEGUN
|
||
ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.
|
||
Error: opening audio device: Success
|
||
ERROR:No man in the saddle an no horse under it either.
|
||
Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
|
||
Espanol tiene demasiada mucha grammatica.
|
||
Esperanto, why don't you come to your tenses.
|
||
Estne ebriamen de furfure avenaceo factum?
|
||
Eta aquarid meeteeor shouwer - astro -k
|
||
EthanG briefly ponders filing fhs.pdf under books/fiction
|
||
eThay ummarysay orfay isthay Apanesejay agepay ontainscay aracterschay atthay annotcay ebay orrectlycay isplayedday inway isthay anguagelay/aracterchay etsay.
|
||
etymology: various
|
||
EVACUATION ROUTE ---->
|
||
Even a cabbage may look at a king.
|
||
Even a cup of tea helps hunger for a bit.
|
||
Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
|
||
Even a starving hawk won't lower himself to eat corn.
|
||
Even a thief takes ten years to learn his trade.
|
||
Even Buddha: he gives blessings as we give him coins.
|
||
Even consistent crap is better than random crap. - Brian Redman
|
||
Even if I could be Shakespeare, I think I should still choose to be Faraday. - A. Huxley
|
||
Even if the onion is sharp, it has its own place on the table.
|
||
Even if you could revive someone who has died, you haven't really done anything that deals with that person's central problem, which is sin.
|
||
Even if you think that a lobotomized flatworm could understand your instructions, your luser probably won't. -- alt.sysadmin.recovery FAQ
|
||
Even if your relative eats your meat, he will never discard your bones.
|
||
Even paranoia can sometimes be taken to extremes.
|
||
Even the ant's hope may reach heaven.
|
||
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
|
||
Even the prettiest shoe makes a sorry hat.
|
||
Even the rooftop crow is touched by love.
|
||
Even the simplest solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
|
||
Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
|
||
Even the thousand-zloty note can't tapdance.
|
||
Even the welcome guest is a nuisance after three days.
|
||
Even these days, it's not as easy to go crazy as you think.
|
||
Even when he falls he doesn't get up empty-handed.
|
||
Even with devils we prefer the ones we're used to.
|
||
Ever see what ratfor does on a syntax error in a for loop?
|
||
Ever wake up feeling like a null pointer? -Allan Pratt
|
||
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
|
||
Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
|
||
Every cloud has a wet spot.
|
||
Every country has their uses.
|
||
Every day is not Friday; there is also Tuesday.
|
||
Every day, thousands of housewives pick up speed.
|
||
Every excess becomes a vice.
|
||
Every extra thing you own is extra trouble.
|
||
Every good joke has a short punch line.
|
||
Every good subversive does it for fun. -Rich Rosen
|
||
Every institution I've ever been associated with has tried to screw me. - Stephen Wolfram
|
||
Every joke is a tiny revolution -- George Orwell
|
||
Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight.
|
||
Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
|
||
Every man has a right to be valued by his best moment. -Emerson
|
||
Every old barn can use a little paint. - Tammy Faye Bakker on Primetime Live 11/18/93
|
||
Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail.
|
||
Every purchase has its price.
|
||
Every solution breeds new problems.
|
||
Every time I am out with a woman I will eventually steer the conversation into Bitcoin territory
|
||
every time i look at main.go, i get hungry - dho
|
||
Every time you make something foolproof, along comes a better class of fool.
|
||
Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. -Gertrude Stein
|
||
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
|
||
Everybody who's for abortion was at one time themselves a feces. -Peter Grace
|
||
Everybody will soon be owning their incompetence
|
||
everyone knows copycatting is wrong. this is why you teach a child to speak by hitting them with a stick. -- sl
|
||
everyone move to github, so I did too
|
||
Everyone please save /usr/news/102.sup
|
||
Everything breaks down.
|
||
Everything east of the San Andreas Fault will eventually plunge into the ocean.
|
||
Everything happens automatically and there is nothing new to learn. - Steve Jobs
|
||
Everything in UNIX is modelled as a "file", whereas in Plan9 everything is modelled after a "burrito" - some guy on Slashdot
|
||
Everything is funny so long as it is happening to someone else. -Will Rogers
|
||
Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. - A. Einstein
|
||
Everything takes longer than you think.
|
||
Everything that can ever be invented has been invented -Charles H. Duell, Commisioner of U.S. Patents, 1899.
|
||
Everything you do from now on will be more fun. -- Windows 95 installer
|
||
Everything you know is wrong.
|
||
Everything's been said before, but nobody's listening, so keep repeating.
|
||
Evidenced by last few years of bug reports, nobody knows what 5g, 8g, and 6g are these days, so I deleted the "which compiler?" part of our bug report template. -- Brad Fitzpatrick
|
||
Evil comes full circle home to us.
|
||
Ewige Blumenkraft.
|
||
Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler.
|
||
Excellent day to have a rotten day.
|
||
Excellent time to become a missing person.
|
||
exception: <type 'exceptions.AttributeError'>: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'exception'
|
||
EXECEPTION TABLE
|
||
Executive ability is in your make-up.
|
||
Exercise is the Yuppie version of bulemia.
|
||
Exhibition will continue to decline and ultimately lead to other sources of entertainment.
|
||
Existence of this file indicates that the Nautilus configuration druid has been presented. You can manually erase this file to present the druid again.
|
||
exit
|
||
Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.
|
||
Expect change, refresh your browser often.
|
||
Expected arrival date is presently unknown. -Dave Kristol
|
||
Expensive solutions to all kinds of problems are often signs of mediocrity. - Ingvar Kamprad, founder of IKEA
|
||
Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined.
|
||
Explicit liber viri elephantini.
|
||
External Security:
|
||
f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr pgmng.
|
||
f u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb n tk wr
|
||
f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd.
|
||
Facebook is an online social Dawn of the Dead. Sign up to network and thousands of people you vaguely remember are trying to eat your brain. -- found by EthanG on someone's... twitter feed.
|
||
Fact without theory is trivia, theory without fact is bullshit.
|
||
Facta, non verba -- et verbum caro factus est.
|
||
Facta, non verba.
|
||
Factors which cause a marked decrease in the liquidus slope have a greater relative effect on the solidus slope. Hume-Rothery Rule
|
||
Facts are stupid things. -R.W. Reagan
|
||
Failed silent installation. May be failed to allocate Memory.!
|
||
FAILING HW: DEC
|
||
Fairness? Decency? How can you expect fairness and decency on a planet of sleeping people?
|
||
Fallen flowers can't climb back.
|
||
Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
|
||
Far Knuth!
|
||
Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. -Emperor Ferdinand.
|
||
Fashion, though a goddess, is a fool, and all her worshippers..are nincompoops. E. S. Barrett
|
||
Fat Triangles Determine Linearly Many Holes
|
||
Faust II is a great example of the second system effect -- aiju
|
||
Favor negative lobes.
|
||
FBI Director James B. Comey said Monday that if the FBI hopes to continue to keep pace with cyber criminals, the organization may have to loosen up its no-tolerance policy for hiring those who like to smoke marijuana.
|
||
FBI SA Nicol told me that, during execution of the warrant, I should look for a Mac computer, because the network connection logs provided by Jeffrey Savoy showed a Mac address, indicating some type of Mac/Apple computer or hardware was used.
|
||
Fear is failure and the forerunner of failure.
|
||
Fear not, the end of the world isn't until next week.
|
||
February marks the fag end of Bombay's short mild winter spell.
|
||
Fedora 18 Installer: Counterintuitive and Confusing?
|
||
Feds To Deploy Anti-Drone Software Near Wildfires
|
||
Feel your own power
|
||
Feeling safe when searching the web is important.
|
||
Feminism means gender should not be a source of persecution or a restriction of your choices.
|
||
Few forgive without a fuss.
|
||
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
|
||
Few, few the bird make her nest.
|
||
Fiat lux.
|
||
Fiat voluntas tua.
|
||
Figure 1b shows how C++'s pure virtual functions turned a black box into a toroidal design
|
||
file transfer: unexpected return 'O' (0117) from backup logger
|
||
File under POPULAR: Male Vocal - Syd Barrett LP sleeve
|
||
files over 10MB may cause memory and performance problems
|
||
Fill what's empty; empty what's full; scratch where it itches. -Alice Roosevelt Longworth
|
||
Finally, unbalanced by its own cancerous growth, Unix fell into a vat of toxic radioactive wombat urine, from which it emerged, skin white and hair green. It smelled like somebody's dead grandmother.
|
||
Find the enemy and shoot him down; everything else is rubbish. -M. von Richthofen
|
||
find: missing conjunction
|
||
Finding your own problem is where everything interesting starts. -- Momus
|
||
Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
|
||
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.
|
||
Firefox is pretty stable, and it does everything I think I need.
|
||
First among blossoms the cherry: among men the warrior.
|
||
First off, I'd suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it. Burn them, it's a great symbolic gesture. - Linus Torvalds
|
||
First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain, then there is.
|
||
First things first. Why not send for the Nazis right now.
|
||
First we drink the wine. Then the wine drinks the wine. Then the wine drinks us.
|
||
FIST-philosophy: Fuck It Sucks Terribly -- n0nsense speaking about dbus in #suckless
|
||
Fix the value of TWO
|
||
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressperson can.
|
||
Flee at once, all is discovered.
|
||
Flight 23 is down in the Bermuda Triangle.
|
||
Florida is the "flea and tick capital of America."
|
||
Flowers seem to bloom better for widows.
|
||
fn samantha { sam -d $* }
|
||
Fnord.
|
||
For 40 days and 40 nights, you [Arthur Fadden] held the destiny of Australia in the hollow of your head. -Arthur Calwell
|
||
For a good time, call 8367-3100.
|
||
For any type of thing, there are more small things in the world than large things. Benford's Rule
|
||
For detailed information on the "info" command, type "man info".
|
||
For each droplet of ink the printer creates a fairly strong spike of electrical energy, and these spikes provide a signature specific to each printer model.
|
||
For ease of arithmetic we call 256 the largest index even though it is really 255, except at 255 itself. -- from a manual
|
||
For every action there is an awesome engine of contagion.
|
||
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
|
||
For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision.
|
||
For example, whilst he was playing to me, a favourite cat came in, upon which he immediately left his harpsichord, nor could we bring him back for a considerable time.
|
||
FOR FASTER SERVICE, PLEASE CALL US WITH YOUR REFILLS 24 HOURS IN ADVANCE
|
||
For gift delivery anywhere call 1-800-CHEER-UP (except where prohibited by law).
|
||
For many years, I've captured every keystroke I've typed -- now more than 100 million of them. -- Stephan Wolfram
|
||
For me, the most dramatic example of the progress of hardware in the intervening years is Emacs.
|
||
For me, UNIX is a way of being. -Armando P. Stettner
|
||
For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.
|
||
For relief submerge a bum in cold water.
|
||
For the mere price of a supercollider, we could be splitting numbers instead of atoms. -Mark Manasse
|
||
For those who only have time to read Slashdot, may God protect you on your journey towards technical obsolescence. - David Patterson, on Slashdot
|
||
Forcing the user to use the mouse is poor design, IMO. -- Byron Rakitzis
|
||
Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown.
|
||
Forgive my ignorance, I am a layman and nowadays get my schooling through search engine results. - Vester Thacker
|
||
Forgive your enemies, but remember their names. -- John F. Kennedy
|
||
Formatting 20,00.77M - Windows 95
|
||
Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit.
|
||
Fortis fortuna adiuvat. - Terence
|
||
FORTRAN 8X combines the simplicity of PL/I and the parsimony of ADA. -S Feldman
|
||
Fortran est; non potest legi.
|
||
Fortunate are they who can laugh at themselves; they will never want for amusement.
|
||
fortune 1907: suicide: sys: trap: divide error pc=0x00001b33
|
||
Fortune, good night, smile once more, turn thy wheel! - King Lear II.ii.180
|
||
fortune: Command not found.
|
||
fortune: not found
|
||
Fortunes ... come tumbling into some men's laps. - Francis Bacon.
|
||
Foster parents: more generous even than your own.
|
||
FOUND IN SUPPOSEDLY EMPTY EQUIPMENT, MATTOON, IL POST OFFICE 61938
|
||
Four eyes does see better than two.
|
||
Framework of the mission
|
||
Frankly, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
|
||
Free Dmitri - with every e-book!
|
||
Free! Free!/A trip/to Mars/for 900/empty jars/Burma Shave
|
||
Freedom is the right to be our own potty little selves. -G. K. Chesterton
|
||
Freedom of incrustations of grime is contiguous with rectitude.
|
||
Friends are better than monkeys.
|
||
Friends are classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts. (in C++)
|
||
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
|
||
Friendship of a child is water into a basket.
|
||
Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
|
||
frodo and pg should not build new kernels without talking to andrew
|
||
Frogs in a well shouldn't speak of the sea.
|
||
From --rw-rw-rw- Sun Aug 15 04:21:17 EDT 1993
|
||
From a Walgreen's receipt: I'm JESUS. I'm here to serve you with our "7 Service Basics"
|
||
From EXPLMY: Serious internal error, check the error code in the documentation of VRFYMY.
|
||
From his instructor he inherited the position of soke (headmaster) of nine ryu (schools of martial arts).[citation needed]
|
||
From: No gas will be sold to anyone in a glass container <SKASS@DREW.DREW.EDU>
|
||
From: urielc@cantv.net
|
||
ftp> Globbing off.
|
||
ftp> Globbing on.
|
||
Fuck them dead, the whipsawing comsec windfall bandits. -- John Young
|
||
Functionality is an asset, but code is a liability.
|
||
Fungus doesn't take a vacation. -Rob Pike
|
||
Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.
|
||
FYI: POWER DIP OCCURED YESTERDAY AT 21:55...IS YOUR 3B2 OK???
|
||
Gaffer's tape, like The Force, has a light and a dark side and binds the universe together.
|
||
Gallium Arsenide is the material of the future and it always will be.
|
||
garbeam@freenode@cat-v> my proposal is that github needs a button on each project "Report spam" button
|
||
gawk (GNU awk) is another free software implementation and the only implementation that made serious attempts at implementing Internationalization and localization and TCP/IP networking.
|
||
gcc -c -O2 -fno-strength-reduce -ansi -pedantic -Wall -Wpointer-arith -I. -Ipublic -Ivmx/public -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/common -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/os-support -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/mfb -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/mi -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/int10 -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/cfb -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xaa -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/rac -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/vgahw -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/fbdevhw -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/ramdac -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/ddc -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/i2c -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/Xext -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xf8_32bpp -I../../../../../../include/fonts -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/include -I../../../../../../exports/include/X11 -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/xf24_32bpp -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/shadowfb -I../../../../../../include/extensions -I../../../../../../programs/Xserver/hw/xfree86/os-support/vbe -I../../../../../.. -I../../../../../../exports/include -Dlinux -D__i386__ -D_POSIX_C_SOURCE=199309L -D_POSIX_SOURCE -D_XOPEN_SOURCE -D_BSD_SOURCE -D_SVID_SOURCE -D__NO_STRING_INLINES -D_GNU_SOURCE -DSHAPE -DXINPUT -DXKB -DLBX -DXAPPGROUP -DXCSECURITY -DTOGCUP -DXF86BIGFONT -DDPMSExtension -DPIXPRIV -DPANORAMIX -DRENDER -DGCCUSESGAS -DAVOID_GLYPHBLT -DPIXPRIV -DSINGLEDEPTH -DXFreeXDGA -DXvExtension -DXFree86LOADER -DXFree86Server -DXF86VIDMODE -DSMART_SCHEDULE -DBUILDDEBUG -DX_BYTE_ORDER=X_LITTLE_ENDIAN -DNDEBUG -DFUNCPROTO=15 -DNARROWPROTO -DIN_MODULE -DXFree86Module -DPSZ=8 -fPIC bits2pixels.c
|
||
gcc -Isomenonstandardplace -Dverylongoption -Wpleasedontcomplainaboutmyprogramiknowhatimdoing ilikethingstobeclearsoigivemyfileslongnames.c
|
||
GCC 6 Will Warn You About Misleading Code Indentations
|
||
GCC is like a very large city. None of it makes sense, but its citizens cannot escape from it. -Lucio De Re
|
||
Gcc is mainly a CPU integer-intensive benchmark written in C.
|
||
gcc is the holy cow of compilers, not the holy grail. - forsyth
|
||
GCC Receives ACM's 2014 Programming Languages Software Award
|
||
gcc.c:610: warning: string length `930' is greater than the length `509' ISO C89 compilers are required to support
|
||
Geez, you'd think standards were a continental disease or something. - Brian Reid
|
||
General Internet error has occurred. - [OpenOffice.org 2.0]
|
||
General Norton Schwartz has said that the software is the biggest factor that might delay the USAF's initial operational capability which is now scheduled for April, 2016. -- John Reed writing for dodbuzz.com, Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010 5:34 pm
|
||
Generalizations are useful. The work contained in them can be reckoned as labor and therefore can create value. -G.W. Hegel
|
||
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
|
||
Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
|
||
Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
|
||
Gentlemen, you can't fight here. This is the war room.
|
||
gentoo|gen-poo| noun - 1. The sport of hitting compiler bugs.
|
||
Genuinely skillful use of obscenities is uniformly absent on the Internet. -Karl Kleinpaste
|
||
Gerard insisted on flaunting his revolutionary thermal snood.
|
||
Get help when lifting heavy objects.
|
||
Get out of the forest while you still have daylight.
|
||
Get out, and take your mucus with you.
|
||
Get your boots on, 'cause we're gunna go in DEEP!
|
||
gets. A clock-tick of convenience. A process-lifetime of regret. -John Woods
|
||
Gianfranco Luigi per tutti bezahlen.
|
||
Girija pointed out a couple of bugs (I think of them as typos myself :-) -sape
|
||
Girija pointed out a couple of bugs (I think of them as typos myself :-) -Sape
|
||
Git is reasonably self-sufficient, but does depend on a few external programs and libraries. Git can be used without most of them by adding the approriate "NO_<LIBRARY>=YesPlease" to the make command line or config.mak file.
|
||
GitHub is down...uh...now what?
|
||
Give a gift, never mind if it's a rotten nut.
|
||
Give me a rock, paper and scissors and I will move the world. CCFestoon
|
||
Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
|
||
Give me source! Give me challenge! Give me ideas and theory and a fresh way at looking at our life! For people who crave knowledge and really want to understand our world there will always be smart projects like Plan 9. -- northern_snow78@yahoo.com
|
||
Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
|
||
Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.
|
||
Globus is an unstoppable monster - rminnich; No, Globus is an unstartable monster - ericvh.
|
||
Glyph 390 is called ".notdef", a singularly inept choice of name.
|
||
GNU C++ does not support old-style function definitions, so this extension is irrelevant.
|
||
GNU Emacs comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY; type C-h C-w for full details.
|
||
Gnu was always taken as a compliment. -- Doug McIlroy
|
||
Gnuemacs is portable except to machines that are too small. -Richard M. Stallman
|
||
Go away and you are soon forgotten.
|
||
Go conceived while waiting for 45 min gcc compilation
|
||
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
|
||
Go is the first language that truly excites me since Python.
|
||
Go out and see what the real world has to offer -Gerry Todd
|
||
Go suck on an infinite tube.
|
||
Go with your kids when you go trick or treating.
|
||
God does not play dice.
|
||
God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can choose our friends.
|
||
God has spoken to me through chocolate fudge cake.
|
||
God is in the rock too -- in the rock!
|
||
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
|
||
God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
|
||
God not only plays dice with the universe, He loads the dice too.
|
||
Gods! A hideous beast, baying is pursuing us!
|
||
Gold is brighter even than Buddha's heaven.
|
||
Golden lads and girls all must,/Like chimney sweepers, come to dust.
|
||
Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris. - Thomas Appleton.
|
||
Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
|
||
Good day for flaming at floyd!trb.
|
||
Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase.
|
||
Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to work.
|
||
Good day to do the unexpected: write some documentation.
|
||
Good day to let down old friends who need help.
|
||
Good day to write a purchase requisition for a 747.
|
||
Good fish get dull but sex is always fun. -- Mehinaku proverb
|
||
Good health is just the slowest, most lingering way of dying.
|
||
Good intentions don't mean anything unless they can deliver.
|
||
Good manners and bad breath get you nowhere
|
||
Good medicine has often a bitter smack.
|
||
Good news: that gum you like is going to come back into style.
|
||
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
|
||
Good passing rule: when in doubt, don't.
|
||
Good Rule: Don't put anything in your mouth labeled "HARMFUL IF SWALLOWED"
|
||
Google Deactivates Web Search API
|
||
Google does not appear to be in the kludge-making business ... - Ashlee Vance, The Register
|
||
Google is evil -- David Byrne
|
||
Google Search provides at least 22 special features beyond the original word-search capability.
|
||
Google's frontend servers do a lot more than terminate connections for browsers these days
|
||
Gort! Klaatu barada...uh...uh...
|
||
Government expands to absorb all available revenue and then some.
|
||
Government is just Anarchy's way of making more anarchy.
|
||
Government Warning: According to the Surgeon General you're going to die.
|
||
Gpklinux uses ld.so 1.9.11 libc6 2.1.3 libc5 5.4.46 binutils 2.9.5.0.37 gcc 2.95.2
|
||
GPU.js
|
||
Graecum est; non potest legi.
|
||
Graham's number (n.): the number of Ranma Saotome's fiances
|
||
Grandmother's pets make poor providers.
|
||
Gratuitously incomplete sentence.
|
||
Gray-tinted sunglasses reduce glare the most.
|
||
Great difference betwixt men and women: but they get mighty close.
|
||
Great men are not always idiots.
|
||
Great shot, kid. That was one in a million.
|
||
Great villainy is often called loyalty.
|
||
Great warrior? Heh-heh-heh. Wars do not make one great.
|
||
Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
|
||
grep: RE error 41: No remembered search string.
|
||
Growth itself becomes the only moral end. -John Dewey
|
||
gsoc | doc archive | uriel | harmful | 9P | cat-v.org
|
||
gt: warning -- bad idea to override alpha computation on matted-to-black target
|
||
GTK+ is written in high quality object-orientated C. - Programming with gtkmm
|
||
Gu sa-sur bi nu-ha-za sila-a KU. -- Sumerian saying
|
||
Guns don't kill detectives -- love does.
|
||
H e ll o, I a m lo ok in g fo r a ni c e m a n. I f yo u w oul d li k e t o co rre on d wi th m e, pl ea se c li c k t h e li n k be w.
|
||
Ha! You killed my husband, Sam. Be kind to me.
|
||
Hacker News was down all last night. The problem was not due to the new server. In fact the cause was embarrassingly stupid.
|
||
Had Cleopatra's nose been shorter, the whole history of the world would have been different. - Pascal
|
||
Hail to the sun god/He sure is a fun god/Ra! Ra! Ra!
|
||
Half Moon tonight. (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
|
||
Hang by your pseudopod, write if you find a warm rich planet ripe for conquest.
|
||
Hang in there, hammock-nose.
|
||
Hangover is the wrath of the grapes.
|
||
Happier the eve than the holiday itself.
|
||
happiness is a warm thinkpad
|
||
Happiness is just gymnastics--and I hate programs that read standard output. -Boyd
|
||
Harder to feed the people than hold back the flood.
|
||
Harry Potter is the worst thing to happen to the printed word since the Web. -- kfx
|
||
Has the Internet been overhyped?
|
||
Has Your Life Been Ruined by Evil?
|
||
Have a nice diurnal anomaly.
|
||
Have three daughters: one way to stay poor.
|
||
Have you done your Christmas chopping yet? -anon. White House Advisor 12/24/81
|
||
Have you hugged my T-shirt today?
|
||
Having a public mailing list is an invitation for discussion amongst likeminded individuals, not elitist fuckery. -- Steve Stallion, talking about 9fans
|
||
having read AF_UNIX(7) i'm still don't see the point. portable programs should not do this. portable programs should not do that. the details of this varies from implementation to implementation. none of the following socket things ... are implemented. the name is limited to 107 bytes. - forsyth
|
||
Having users is a key to getting contributors. -- Brad Fitzgerald
|
||
Hay, be seedy! He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are rusty, you've edible, you ex-wise he!
|
||
Hay, be seedy! He-effigy, hate-shy jaky yellow man, oh peek, you are rusty, you've edible, you ex-wise head!
|
||
hd2: model oCnnreP repieharsl6 with default 1471 cyl 5 head 17 sec
|
||
He and she are so close not even water would seep between them.
|
||
He bends his seven-hinged knee in eight places.
|
||
He can't crumble dumplings for himself, yet he cuts noods for others.
|
||
He can't think without his hat.
|
||
He cried at all his own weddings, and with reason.
|
||
He doesn't even know the potatoes have been boiled.
|
||
He doesn't pay for the meat, but grabs the biggest "kuftas".
|
||
He don't know where give with the head.
|
||
He eat untill to can't more.
|
||
He fell seven times and got up eight.
|
||
He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.
|
||
He gets wool from eggs.
|
||
He go to four feet.
|
||
He has a good beak.
|
||
He has a good top tongue.
|
||
He has a part in the coke.
|
||
He has discorvered the pot to roses.
|
||
He has fond the knuckle of the business.
|
||
He has his bread on his knees.
|
||
He has the throat paved.
|
||
He has the tongue very free.
|
||
He is a good devil.
|
||
He is a man who gives bread.
|
||
He is a stork among us chickens.
|
||
He is armed of foot at up.
|
||
He is as good as he is wicked.
|
||
He is building a bridge over the ocean.
|
||
He is dressed in rags but his heart is real brocade.
|
||
He is mad to bind.
|
||
He is more in debt but he weigh.
|
||
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
|
||
He is one inch good, one foot evil.
|
||
He is one who treads on bread.
|
||
He is poor who does not own content.
|
||
He is spoiled: he peels his dumplings.
|
||
He is too tough to be either boiled or broiled.
|
||
He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
|
||
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
|
||
He is wise who knows what is enough.
|
||
He judges by what he hears, not by what he sees.
|
||
He knows many things but not much of any.
|
||
He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered.
|
||
He lost both Ali-pilaf and Vali-pilaf.
|
||
He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
|
||
He scoops cream off water.
|
||
He serves the state best who opposes it most. -Thoreau
|
||
He sleeps as a marmot.
|
||
He that laugheth in the face of death haveth the last laugh.
|
||
He that steals a Bell-weather, shall be discover'd by the Bell.
|
||
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
|
||
He turns as a weath turcocl.
|
||
He was al coltissh, ful of ragerye,/And ful of jargon as a flekke pye. -Chaucer
|
||
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes.
|
||
He wasn't asking about plan9port.
|
||
He who binds himself to a joy/Does the winged life destroy. -Wm. Blake
|
||
He who burns his mouth on milk will blow on yogurt when eating it.
|
||
He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
|
||
He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
|
||
He who has science and art has religion. -Goethe
|
||
He who hesitates is last.
|
||
He who hesitates is scrap metal.
|
||
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
|
||
He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
|
||
He who keeps his nose to the grindstone, has a flat face.
|
||
He who kisses the lungfish gets chewed lips.
|
||
He who knows talks not. He who talks knows not.
|
||
He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake.
|
||
He who laughs, lasts.
|
||
He who listens last is the last one listening.
|
||
He who lives by the nit dies by the pick.
|
||
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. -H.S. Thompson
|
||
He who mixes dye takes on its color.
|
||
He who pities his lamb can't eat kebab.
|
||
He who runs from the stinging ants may stumble upon angry hornets.
|
||
He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
|
||
He who trains his tongue to quote from learned sages will be known far and wide as a smartass.
|
||
He who wears belt and suspenders needs tighter belt.
|
||
He's a great eater: but that's his only skill.
|
||
He's a pumpkin plus eyes and nose.
|
||
he's a ruby programmer. sex won't be biologically feasible for him for a few more years -- kfx
|
||
Heaven cannot use two suns or a house two masters.
|
||
Heaven has no mouth: it must speak through men.
|
||
hell is other people's code. -- aiju
|
||
hell is other people's unix. -- sartre
|
||
Hello new user, welcome to the Sun computing environment
|
||
Hello, this is the Authorization Service for Area/Exch/Host.
|
||
Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
|
||
Help conquer the IQ shortage: worry less and think more.
|
||
Help me, i'm a prisoner in a chinese computer terminal!
|
||
Help Run Uninsured Motorists Off the Road -- Ohio registration renewal form
|
||
HELP! MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK DOWN, AND I CAN'T GET IT UP!
|
||
Hepatitis C, formerly called hepatitis non-A, non-B, is thought to be caused by a virus called HCV.
|
||
Here in Nuremberg, information hiding is much more popular in the organization than it is in the software...
|
||
Here is the forecast: tomorrow will be muggy, followed by Tuegy, Weggy, Thurgy and Frigy.
|
||
Here we have twenty-eight letters.
|
||
Here we have twenty-six letters.
|
||
Het is de schuld van Ken.
|
||
Hey medalist, don't forget to take out the recycling. -- Bonnie Thompson
|
||
Hey, I've got it -- let's put on a show!
|
||
hi uriel!
|
||
Hi, this is Ken. What's the root password?
|
||
Hi! This is your favorite irritation -- Andrew!
|
||
Hi. My name is %{NAME%}%, I am 25 years of age. I happen to see your profile on the internet. Come visit me some more by viewing my site. Ethel
|
||
Hidden and silent worms riddle the wood.
|
||
High K/G implies ductility; low K/G implies brittleness. Pugh's Rule
|
||
Higher temperature favors higher enthalpy; Higher pressure favors smaller volume. Van't Hoff's Rules
|
||
hilter was a filesystem -- Capso Markov
|
||
Hindsight is an exact science.
|
||
Hire more programmers/for Y2k Bug now -- Oops,/lights are out!
|
||
His best helper is himself.
|
||
His hand was bitten by his own dog.
|
||
His hand was bitten by his own side in an offhand way. - Mark V. Shaney
|
||
His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
|
||
His money is twice tainted: 'taint yours and 'taint mine.
|
||
History doesn't repeat itself - but it rhymes. -Mark Twain
|
||
History is a race between education and catastrophe. -H. G. Wells
|
||
Hit me with your mid-point, she said meanly.
|
||
Hit space to start
|
||
Hit the water! Hit the water!
|
||
hjfs: ending
|
||
hoc: undefined variable q near line 5
|
||
Hodie tempum scriptire in Latinum non habeo. Cras epistlum submissibo.
|
||
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
|
||
Home is where / is.
|
||
Homeland security begins at home. - Seattle mayor Greg Nickels
|
||
Homemade bean-paste is hot.
|
||
Honda Civic 9front bumper Cover
|
||
honda seatcovers/winter warm and summer cool/little lambs no more
|
||
Honey in his mouth; hate in his heart.
|
||
Honi soit la vache qui rit.
|
||
HONK IF YOU'RE ENTHUSIASTIC
|
||
Hop before you skip.
|
||
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
|
||
Hostes aliengeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est?
|
||
How can a donkey know what saffron is?
|
||
how can i into acme without chording?
|
||
How can I reconcile my belief that proprietary software is inherently malicious with my desire to make a living writing code?
|
||
How can I take an interest in my work when I don't like it?
|
||
How can they identify me? I had a mask on. - Weird News criminal
|
||
How can you beat a dog that licks your hand?
|
||
How can you work when the system's so crowded?
|
||
How can you write a big system without C++? -Paul Glick
|
||
How did the Universe manage to go bang in such an unreasonable way? -PCW Davies
|
||
How do blogs need to evolve?
|
||
How do I love thee? Hand me my calculator...
|
||
How do they know that flies carry diseases unknown to man? -BW Kernighan
|
||
How do you explain that you changed your mind when you changed your hat? -Wm. Rogers
|
||
How exciting to see you in traction again!
|
||
How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the chapters involving quantum mechanics.
|
||
How is it far, if you can think of it?
|
||
How long you live has nothing to do with how long you are going to be dead.
|
||
How many others have to adopt it before it's considered portable, then?
|
||
How much clearer everything is when you underline! - Ron Hardin
|
||
How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
|
||
How sharper than a child's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
|
||
How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child.
|
||
How the elephant got into my pyjamas I'll never know. -Marx, Animal Crackers
|
||
How the Plan9 developers solve problems that are not resolved by Assembly?
|
||
How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
|
||
How you look depends on where you go.
|
||
However, please call me out if I ever slip.
|
||
HTML5 Splits Into Two Standards
|
||
http://cat--show-nonprinting.org/
|
||
http://www.fortunecookieadvertising.com
|
||
httpd_server* httpd_initialize(char* hostname, httpd_sockaddr* sa4P, httpd_sockaddr* sa6P, unsigned short port, char* cgi_pattern, int cgi_limit, char* charset, char* p3p, int max_age, char* cwd, int no_log, FILE* logfp, int no_symlink_check, int vhost, int global_passwd, char* url_pattern, char* local_pattern, int no_empty_referers )
|
||
https://github.com/jfloren/plan9/commit/445b546003d071f3cf3cd6a0133b92397e5c9024
|
||
Huge directory ./src/port --call administrator
|
||
Huiswants es.
|
||
Human beings are the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.
|
||
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. -T.S. Eliot
|
||
Human life: impermanent as the morning dew.
|
||
Humans are not pigs; they'll eat anything.
|
||
Humiliation is intrinsically comic. - Frank Conroy
|
||
Hunting & Fishing licenses are free to the blind, handicapped or mentally retarded.
|
||
Hurray! We have successfully exploited a buffer overflow on the plan9 operating system! And most importantly, we did the most useful thing possible: we exited the shell. If you ever gain access to a plan9 box, remember that the smartest thing you can do is logout. - phrack article
|
||
Hybridr - A hybrid dialect of Lisp inspired by Arc, Go, Plan9, nginx and Death Note ^_^
|
||
Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue.
|
||
Hypothesize and test.
|
||
I agree with many thing I read on cat-v, but I can't shake this feeling they are behaving like elitists.
|
||
I already approached the OpenBSD guys, but one of them referred me to a Linux team, and the others never replied.
|
||
I am a high-pressure guy, and I didn't take this job to conduct a going-out-of-business sale. - A.A. Penzias
|
||
I am a little more weird today than normal. - Andrew Hume
|
||
I am become death, the shatterer of worlds. -Baghavad Gita (quoted by Oppenheimer)
|
||
I am Davros, my Daleks are my servers and plan9 is my control board mwahahaha - Matt
|
||
I am far from an experienced programmer. -- Ryan Dahl
|
||
I am free of the wheel of Maya; I am dead to the dance of life.
|
||
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. - forsyth after Lennon on authentication
|
||
I am large; I contain multitudes.
|
||
I am Magnus. You are registered in my memory banks...
|
||
i am not sure really if plan9 is good for my use
|
||
I am not the one to fix any of this, I cannot tell you how one could do it. -- Lennart Poettering
|
||
I am not well in English. Please email me if you need more information.
|
||
I am not worried about the real world. -Pamela Zave
|
||
I am the beast, I am the Word of the Aeon...I am a hell of a Holy Guru.
|
||
I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim.
|
||
I am the wandering glitch -- catch me if you can.
|
||
I am virtually the only blind user of OpenBSD that I know of
|
||
I am willing to speak this way because after two years of discussion with plan9 people, it has become clear to me that this compiler will never be free enough for us to use. If that changes as a result of this mail, good. If not, fine -- I have given up hope. -- Theo de Raadt
|
||
I assume that there is no possibility to debug this...
|
||
i believe any successful Plan 9 distro will need to provide some transparency in the change review process. -- Skip Tavakkolian
|
||
I believe that robots are stealing my luggage. -- Steve Martin.
|
||
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change. - Dan Quayle
|
||
I bought doshab; it turned out to be honey.
|
||
I can call spirits from the vasty deep./Why, so can I, or so can any man.
|
||
I can no longer sit back and allow NIX infiltration, NIX indoctrination, NIX subversion and the international NIX conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious cats. -- cinap_lenrek
|
||
I can remember several incidents when I did not represent Christ appropriately
|
||
I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde.
|
||
I can understand "teenage mutant ninja turtles", but I can't understand "mutually recursive inline functions".
|
||
I can't answer that. -- lucio
|
||
I can't decide whether to throw you overboard or just change the way you look.
|
||
I can't go to the mall; I have to write a sonnet. -- Rebecca Bregman
|
||
I can't read it because Google thinks I'm a robot and won't perform the search for me.
|
||
I can't work out who i'm supposed to be hiding my information from in any case. - Bruce Ellis
|
||
I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.
|
||
I certainly would be willing to give such port a try, if I can be convinced that it is not beyond my ability. -- lucio
|
||
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots. Playing games with VM is bad. memory copies are _also_ bad, but quite frankly, memory copies often have _less_ downside than VM games, and bigger caches will only continue to drive that point home. - Linus Torvalds on vmsplice() versus COW
|
||
I contradict myself? Very well, then: I contradict myself. I am large.
|
||
I define UNIX as ``30 definitions of regular expressions living under one roof.'' - Don Knuth
|
||
I despise the little old ladies of both sexes. -Charles Ives
|
||
I did it, now we have Hello World java program running successfully in Inferno!
|
||
I did take a look at rewriting the CoC in Basic English and found it way too restrictive. -- Andrew Gerrand
|
||
I did write and prove correct a 20-line program in January, but I made the mistake of testing it on our VAX and it had an error, which two weeks of searching didn't uncover, so there went one publication out the window. - David Gries, 1980
|
||
I didn't really expect to find elephants on the airport runway, and there weren't any. -dmr
|
||
I didn't want to be frustrated my whole career, so I moved into computing instead. -Douglas Gwyn
|
||
I didn’t think I had anything to say when I joined tumblr 1.5 years ago, but then I found my voice and started shouting into the wind.
|
||
I dinna believe she'll hold up much longer, Captin.
|
||
I do hope not to live long enough to see the launch of Quantum Windows. --Artur Ekert
|
||
I do not sketch or design a work, I merely begin. -Joan Miro
|
||
I do not want you to check my systems. -- Lt. Cmd. Data
|
||
I don't deserve this ... -- Lyndon Nerenberg
|
||
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
|
||
I don't have a moral plan... I'm a Canadian. -David Cronenberg
|
||
I don't have any courses for which I haven't written books. -Andy Tanenbaum
|
||
I don't like to spend my time on sterile discussions -- Bjarne Stroustrup, in The Evolution of C++
|
||
I don't like to walk, and I don't like to paddle. -James Watt
|
||
I don't love you any more since you ate my dog.
|
||
I don't mind your thinking slowly; i mind your publishing faster than you think. -W. Pauli
|
||
I don't need any help, 'cause I'm not doing anything. -Howard
|
||
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. --Alan Smithee
|
||
I don't think there's a support group for people who don't have cancer - Fiona McKie
|
||
I don't think you can really know how heavy something is until it has fallen on you. --LeMel Hebert-Williams
|
||
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. - Sam Goldwyn
|
||
I don't want Javascript promises
|
||
i dont understand the physical processes that will produce a 40 year fifo. -ken, after receiving the Japan Prize in 2011
|
||
I enjoy most of your user profile.
|
||
I expect to be quite wealthy once the dust from the Linux IPOs has settled. - Eric Raymond, "Doing It For the Cause", December 1999
|
||
I found VC++ GUI programming more grief than COBOL using cards! :-)
|
||
I gave up for a while because I want to update things to make acme support true color.
|
||
I gave up, back to 9front. -- Aram
|
||
I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter.
|
||
I guess the idea is that ... even though the structures are all different. Everythings fine, dont worry, lie back and think of England. ... I think we can call it Pollyanna-morphism. -- Ron Minnich on Python libraries.
|
||
i hate all sorts of zealots - boyd
|
||
I hate musicologists. They are like maggots on dead meat. - C. P. Killian
|
||
I hate nostalgia. I hated it then and I hate it now.
|
||
I hate programs that chdir on you - Boyd Roberts
|
||
I have "reduced"(hah) my vim config to about 50 plugins, so it takes ~25 megabytes of ram
|
||
I have 36 rolls of 5247 for our use in the laser fridge...
|
||
I have a brain. -Kerry Harrigan
|
||
I have a different view of the world. -Andrew Hume. Show&Tell '87
|
||
I have a program that is approximately 2330 lines of c code. The code is in rough shape.
|
||
I have an idea for an encryption scheme and I want to know what you guys think of it.
|
||
I have an x86 assembler in Bash. Would that be helpful for porting Plan 9 libs to unix? -Rick Hohensee
|
||
i have been looking for an excuse to install 9front.
|
||
I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats; I tell them the truth and they never believe me. -Cavour
|
||
I have everything we will need.
|
||
I have just spent two afternoons in Summit, and I am not happy. -pjw
|
||
I have lived in a few cities: Nairobi, Edinburgh, Bradford, London, Sydney, New York. Washington is much nicer than Nairobi. - Piers Lauder
|
||
I have made this letter longer than usual, because I lack the time to make it short. Blaise Pascal in: Lettres Provinciales, #4, Dec 14, 1665
|
||
I have never let my schooling interfere with my breakfast cereal.
|
||
I have never let my schooling interfere with my educations.
|
||
I have NEVER written a program in C! Narain Gehani
|
||
I have nothing to say and I am saying it and that is poetry as I need it. -Cage
|
||
I have recently got ahold of a program called irc (Internet Relay Chat)
|
||
I have returned to Linux because of this problem.
|
||
I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion.
|
||
I haven't lost my mind. I've got it backed up on tape somewhere.
|
||
I hear that C++0x is a substantially upgraded language. -- Rob Pike
|
||
I hear the chicks in Dresden used to be hot -- kfx
|
||
I honestly and deeply hope you fail completely. - Uriel regarding a project to convert arXiv to XHTML/MathML
|
||
I hope I can finish the garbage collector before I run out of ice. - brucee
|
||
I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me. - George Bush
|
||
I hope my TV's software update finishes before Gilligan's Island is on.
|
||
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching. - Jack Handey
|
||
I hope that there are sour apples in every bushel.
|
||
I installed Microsoft Windows 95 on my laptop which already had Plan9 9 happily running.
|
||
I just forcibly added you to the group membership list. -- Andrew Gerrand
|
||
I just hate to be pushed around by some @#$%^& machine. - Ken Thompson, on the i960
|
||
I just realised something... I am NOT a nerd, and none of this stuff matters. I'm Outta Here! - some guy on Slashdot
|
||
I just resent the newgroup messages. -Rick Adams
|
||
I just want a bare-boned, straight EMACS. - Rae McLellan
|
||
I just want you to have a brief boggle at the belly-busting complexity of evaluating this.
|
||
I kissed my first cigarette on the herpolhode lying in the invariable plane.
|
||
I kissed my first cigarette on the stage unless someone intends to fire it.
|
||
I kissed my first lady and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I have never had time for tobacco since. -Arturo Toscanini
|
||
I knew it was coming and I still felt as if I'd swallowed a snowcone whole.
|
||
I knew nothing about the PowerPC and had no idea how to modify my software to run on it. One August night, after dinner, two guys showed up to announce that they would camp out in my office until the modification was done. The three of us spent the next six hours editing fifty thousand lines of code.
|
||
I knew zero about social media in 2008. I now have 2 certifications in social media.
|
||
I know nothing. -Ken Thompson
|
||
I know the difference between real-real and drug-real.
|
||
i know what jmk did. he added reentrancy for threads. - boyd, about uintptr
|
||
I like user-hostile ignorance-based amateur systems.
|
||
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
|
||
I love democracy. -- Chancellor Palpatine
|
||
I love Pascal ... I'm also into leather.
|
||
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
|
||
I love troff. It reminds me of runoff, which reminds me of my youth, when VMS was in flower and knowledge of EDT and runoff was all a lad needed to make a good living as a tech writer. - Frank Willison
|
||
I love you.
|
||
I may be a bad woman, but I'm awfully good company. - Fanny Brice
|
||
I must have slipped a disk; my pack hurts.
|
||
I neither kneaded nor baked, but I found a ready cake.
|
||
I never dringk ... wine. -Bela Lugosi
|
||
I never make up anything. I get everything from my books. They're all true. - Ann Newton
|
||
I never refuse. I never contradict. I sometimes forget. -Disraeli
|
||
I never was a supporter of the Unix design philosophy. -- Dr Richard stallman
|
||
I notice that mothra doesn't react well to certain web pages -- Scott Schwartz, Mon, 15 Apr 1996
|
||
I only lie to the ones I don't like, the ones who ask stupid questions.
|
||
I prefer deskside computers over laptops because they're much harder to throw in frustration when dealing with incompetent web sites. -- Rob Pike
|
||
I prefer other's wives, but my own toilet. - Japanese proverb
|
||
I really wish acme were just fixed. -- Blake McBride
|
||
I recently visited plan9.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9 and I would like to offer my web design services. I can help you with your Plan 9 website. - spam
|
||
I regard an original error as better than a borrowed truth. -Merton.
|
||
I regard an original error as better than no Moon at all.
|
||
I see ADA as a larger threat than communism at this point in time -- Ted Holden
|
||
I see no login here!
|
||
I see only darkness in the crystal ball
|
||
I sense something -- a presence I haven't felt since....
|
||
i should have remembered my own patch ... -- erik
|
||
I should mention that I only have experience with Flash, Interface Builder for iOS apps, and general web stuff.
|
||
I stole a fair amount of code from W, surrounded it with an asynchronous rather than a synchronous interface, and called it X. -- Bob Scheifer
|
||
I taught him everything he knows. Now he knows more. -Randal L. Schwartz
|
||
I thank you from the heart of my bottom.
|
||
I think I'm getting mellow in my old age. - Phil Winterbottom
|
||
I think Isaac Newton is doing most of the driving right now.
|
||
I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
|
||
I think that a clearer definition of the problem will help identify the most appropriate solutions.
|
||
I think that I shall never see a billboard as lovely as a tree. -Ogden Nash
|
||
I think we should tread very carefully on governments that are constitutionally elected. - George Bush
|
||
I think you have to really be an engineer to run a technology company. - Bill Gates
|
||
I think; therefore I am confused.
|
||
I try not to run down MTS's in public. -P.J. Weinberger
|
||
I upon the night all cats are gray.
|
||
I use Plan 9. Which is equivalent to saying I don't use computers. By transitivity, it's the smarter choice. -- Capso
|
||
I use word sometimes 12 or more hours a day and am looking to get a setup to mitigate that.
|
||
I wanna lick the syrup off your hotcakes.
|
||
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers. --Charlie Hall
|
||
I want to get into web development.
|
||
I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job - George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign
|
||
I want to type Tab at the beginning of an empty file and suddenly my new project appears. -- 20h on tab-completion
|
||
I want you to feel your own power
|
||
I wanted to do something that didn't involve arguing online about trivia. -- jwz
|
||
I was an asshole when you (philw) were still a gleam in your father's eye. -Bob Flandrena
|
||
I was just going to call you.
|
||
I was using "startx" in the figurative sense.
|
||
I will buy laptop pre-installed with plan9, can my dream come true?
|
||
I will inform you soon later.
|
||
I will not suffer fools gladly, but I will gladly make fools suffer. -Bimmler
|
||
I wish I had time to explain dimensional transcendentalism -Dr. Who
|
||
I wish only to learn, master. -- young Darth Sidious
|
||
I wish people wouldn't say "Excuse me" when I WANT them to step on my feet.
|
||
I wish these damn scientists would leave intelligence to the experts. -Gen. Richard Stillwell (CIA)
|
||
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
|
||
I wonder how Plan 9 could be used to monitor shut-ins? -- L. Bernstein
|
||
I wonder what will happen if I touch these two wires together.
|
||
I wonder, though, if we could operate acme as a window manager like, say, wmii. -- Mauricio CA
|
||
I would be perfectly happy being Kepler, [but] I have been Kepler many times over.-B. Mandelbrot
|
||
I would love to be able to teach HyperTalk to my students, as a smooth on-road to more complex languages like JavaScript, Java or C++. -- Jer Throp
|
||
I wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
|
||
I wouldn't let a knight out on a dog like this!
|
||
I wouldn't marry her to a ten foot Pole.
|
||
I wouldn't marry him with a ten foot pole.
|
||
I wouldn't say you even need to pay attention, all you need is to be informed.
|
||
I wouldn't take any advice, if I were you.
|
||
I write a good bit of C code but all things being equal I would be programming in Oberon. -- Brantley Coile
|
||
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
|
||
I'd love to see LaTeX support BLINK though.
|
||
I'd rather have :rofix than const. -DM Ritchie
|
||
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy. -Martin Mull
|
||
I'd rather have my mail delivered by Lockheed than ride in a plane built by the Post Office.
|
||
I'd rather make love amongst the flowers than take lots of cold showers.
|
||
I'd still like you to explain that worm to me - Judge Munson to Robert T. Morris
|
||
I'd use plan 9 before i'd use bitfields -- pjw
|
||
I'll eat it if I'm wrong. I mean a potato. - Danny Sleator
|
||
I'll often drop down to node.js if I really need to be close to the metal
|
||
I'll produce anything that gets high ratings. -Anonymous NBC official
|
||
I'll smoke when the pope's wife takes the pill.
|
||
I'm a GEI kind of guy. - J Bentley
|
||
I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
|
||
I'm a mere hundred pages of code from serving Datakit. -Ken Thompson
|
||
I'm about to make lunch. Should I build a community around it or merge it back into the main tree to prevent it from being worthless? -- aiju
|
||
I'm beginning to wonder if anyone is left that isn't part of 9front? -- Steve Stallion
|
||
I'm Catholic in the same sense that if a cow was born in a tree then it's a bird.
|
||
I'm doing it very slowly, so results will be as soon as possible...
|
||
I'm drawing a line under the sand. - John Major
|
||
I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
|
||
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
|
||
I'm giving the demo so why don't you just shut up? -rob (to ast)
|
||
I'm having a little... difficulty... understanding why you won't share your research. -- Captain Jonathan Archer
|
||
I'm having fun writing 9p clients in Go. -- rsc
|
||
i'm having trouble typing spaces on the r400 lately. not sure if it'sthe machine, or if my disease is making my fingersweaker
|
||
I'm in prison, so it doesn't matter if it's not C.
|
||
I'm just andrew. -andrew
|
||
I'm kind of like a designer who writes code; this may become apparent as you read on
|
||
I'm not easily impressed on Mondays. -Bruce Ellis
|
||
I'm not good with programming tools. I wish I were. -- Joshua Bloch
|
||
i'm not real convinced about this but I could be interesting. - boyd
|
||
I'm not sure if that's true or not, I got that from an Internet web page:... - Lluís Batlle
|
||
I'm not writing any more tapes, ever. -A. Hume.
|
||
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
|
||
I'm pulling *something* here. - Dom Marotta
|
||
i'm running windows xp under vmware in a vnc on linux being viewed from plan 9. (got that?) - rob
|
||
I'm smiling on the outside and beating you senseless on the inside. You creep! -- S.P. Eills
|
||
I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
|
||
I'm sorry, but I've made other plans.
|
||
I'm still confusing.
|
||
i'm sure ken said we had persistant objects: ''they're called files'' - boyd
|
||
I'm TRYING to be a back end! - A Hume
|
||
I'm trying to keep my mind free of things that don't matter. - Ann Newton
|
||
i've been googling this for the last 3 hours and haven't found anything...
|
||
I've been looking into running Plan 9 in JSLinux -- Skip Tavakkolian
|
||
I've been thinking for a while (and sporadically talking about) that maybe it's time Mozilla put together some sort of simple-but-real social contract that would form a baseline for acceptable & expected behaviour in our various communities.
|
||
I've done this before and never had any trouble.
|
||
I've got a ferret sticking up my nose.
|
||
I've got a project going that is feasible only because the Go compiler is so fast. -- Ron Minnich
|
||
I've got it! It's a triple helix! L. Pauling 1954.
|
||
I've got lots of bad examples. -td
|
||
I've got news for ya sunshine, there's this thing called Linux where it's easy. Applications install with one command and all of the dependencies come on board automatically. It's just as easy as Windows and Mac. -- IGnatius T Foobar
|
||
I've got plenty of inputs and outputs. I don't need the video. -Andrew Hume
|
||
I've got you under my skin; moreover, you've invaded my lymph.
|
||
I've never liked st. -- Ted Unangst
|
||
I've often worried about browsers, even the open source ones.
|
||
I've programmed Haskell before, no amount of boilerplate can scare me -- vegai
|
||
I've talked myself into a superstition. - rob pike
|
||
ICD-9-CM E843.0
|
||
Ice never gets on well with burning charcoal.
|
||
ICIKL: DO I = 1 /* BY +1 FELTETELEZESEVEL */ TO 2*N;
|
||
IE11 to appear as Firefox to avoid legacy IE CSS
|
||
If a centipede loses one leg, he can still walk; if he loses a hundred legs, he can still squirm.
|
||
If a fancy lasts three years: call it love.
|
||
If a man's going to drink a quart of whisky, at least the first gill ought to be good stuff. -Marty Brilliant
|
||
If a slide is not readable when held at arm's length, it will not be readable when projected from the back of a conference hall. Slide Rule
|
||
If a thousand people say a foolish thing, it remains a foolish thing.
|
||
If a train station is where a train stops, what's a workstation?
|
||
If A=B and B=C, then A=C, except where void or prohibited by law. -Roy Santoro
|
||
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
|
||
If anything can go wrong, it will.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, have a beer.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, quit; don't be a nut about success.
|
||
If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.
|
||
If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
|
||
If bankers can count, why do they have eight windows and only four tellers?
|
||
If Bell Labs is a tree, research is a blossom, development is the fruit.
|
||
If butterflies had teeth like tigers they would never make it out of the hangar.
|
||
If Congress must do a painful thing, it must be done in an odd-numbered year.
|
||
if Darwin truly did have an uncut copy of Mendel\u2019s work, it is quite an exhortation to read all your email. -- John Carmack
|
||
If Dennis Ritchie were the man who developed Modula-2 then C would be long forgotten. -Tarjei Jensen
|
||
If double-bubble inflation did occur, then the shadow world is exponentially uninteresting.
|
||
If emacs buffers were limited to the size of memory, it would not be possible to edit /dev/mem. -tb@becket.net
|
||
If email advertising won't sell your product than nothing will.
|
||
If ever I utter an oath again may my soul be blasted to eternal damnation.
|
||
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
|
||
If God could perform the tricks we do, He'd be a happy man.
|
||
If God had meant Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white.
|
||
If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
|
||
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
|
||
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows.
|
||
If God meant for Texans to ski, He would have made them a mountain.
|
||
If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate.
|
||
If he works for you, you work for him.
|
||
If I can see a bit further it is because I stand on the shoulders of Hungarians. - Mathematician Paul Winkler
|
||
If I could remember the names of all these particles I would have been a botanist. -- Enrico Fermi
|
||
If I had more time, I should have written you a shorter letter. Mdm. de Staël (1766-1817)
|
||
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -Albert Einstein
|
||
If I had to choose between System V and 4.2, I'd resign. - Peter Honeyman
|
||
If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
|
||
If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach.
|
||
If I should return in my absence, kindly detain me until I get back.
|
||
If I wanted your opinion, I'd tell it to you. -Samuel Goldwyn
|
||
If ignorance were cornflakes, you'd be General Mills.
|
||
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
|
||
If it doesn't happen at a corner, but at an edge, it nonetheless happens at a corner.
|
||
If it doesn't matter, it does not matter.
|
||
If it happens, it must be possible.
|
||
If it has more than three chords, it's Jazz. - Lou Reed
|
||
If it isn't like TECO, it's not worth using. -Rae McLellan
|
||
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
|
||
If it were dangerous they would post a sign...
|
||
If it works, yogurt; if not, ayran.
|
||
If it's boring, turn it off.
|
||
If it's gratitude you want, get a dog. -P. T. Barnum
|
||
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
|
||
If it's not broken, don't fix it.
|
||
If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well.
|
||
If it's Weinberger, I'm going with Ditzel. - rob
|
||
If it's worth doing well, it's worth doing.
|
||
If it’s done right this is not wrong. -- 20h
|
||
If Lincoln were alive today he would be spinning in his grave. -G. Ford
|
||
If Lucifer confesses, we'll let the rest of you go.
|
||
If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
|
||
If more is better then too much is just enough.
|
||
If MS/DOS is the only operating system you're ever going to use, then the procedure is simple
|
||
If music be the breakfast food of love, kindly do not disturb until lunch time.
|
||
If my career depended on dot-dot, I'd be on the dole. - philw
|
||
If nothing is pressing, putter around at this or that.
|
||
if physics was like computing, we'd go back to geocentrism because it's flashier -- aiju
|
||
If plan9 was a village then I'd probably be the village idiot, but it would still be better than living in the city. - Dave Lukes
|
||
If snow is wet, what is light?
|
||
If some day it should happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list, I've got a little list.
|
||
If someone tries to create more than 2500 containers with Docker they will hit this limit.
|
||
If someone was too disgusted with the 9front people, he could fork 9front too... -- John Floren
|
||
If something could be done about cache misses, programs would run about twice as fast. -Andrew Appel
|
||
If sponsoring a group of 3 university students to do a year-long project around Plan 9 sounds cool, read on!
|
||
If terrorists hate us for our freedom, does that mean they're starting to love us?
|
||
If that isn't progress, I don't know what is.
|
||
If the "medium is the message" then the message of low-bandwidth timesharing is "blah". -- Alan Kay
|
||
if the Berkeley folks designed a spoon, it would be part of the dishwasher -- aiju
|
||
If the check is truly in the mail, it is surely made out to someone else.
|
||
If the coin is heads up don't pick it up.
|
||
If the enemy is within range, then so are you.
|
||
If the experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
|
||
If the facts do not support the theory, they must be disposed of.
|
||
If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it elect a new people?
|
||
If the other guys get it first go leverage on it
|
||
If the restaurant serves poor beer, don't switch to wine. - sape
|
||
If the shoe fits, buy the other one, too.
|
||
If there are any resources you need to get this job done, just let us know.
|
||
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? -Art Hoppe
|
||
If there was [sic] a single standard for the English language it would not be necessary to support redundant spellings. - OSF1 ls(1) man page
|
||
If there were a god, we'd be able to walk upright without back problems. -Penn Jillette
|
||
If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they put them all there?
|
||
If they gave me a goldfish, I would cook it. -Feng Jicai
|
||
If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
|
||
If voting could change the system, it would be against the law.
|
||
If we complicate things they get less simple.
|
||
If we turn on the lights fast enough, we'll see what the dark looks like.
|
||
If we'd all been living in California, we wouldn't have worked at ALL.
|
||
If you are asleep you can't eat dumplings.
|
||
If you are idle for more than 1000 hours, the system will log you out. Please save reviews frequently.
|
||
If you are in a hurry go round-about.
|
||
If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
|
||
If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
|
||
If you believe everything you read better not read.
|
||
If you can get your vice president to say `Hohokus' into a microphone, you've got him. -Penn Jillette
|
||
IF YOU CAN HEAR THUNDER...YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
|
||
If you can stick your finger in it, you can hang from it. -Andrew Hume
|
||
If you can't find enough radiation at Ralph's, you can probably do without it.
|
||
If you can't stand the heat, get a pool.
|
||
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.
|
||
If you can't stand the heat, remove your clothing!
|
||
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -Harry S. Truman
|
||
If you cannot read this, reply. Otherwise, disregard. - Pietro Gagliardi
|
||
If you carry on, head-to-head, on `solution' you don't get anywhere
|
||
If you carry treasure don't travel at night.
|
||
If you climb up a tree you must climb down the same tree, unless you are a flying squirrel.
|
||
If you could become more ugly, it would help your career enormously.
|
||
If you discover that you are riding a dead horse, dismount.
|
||
If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it.
|
||
If you do something stupid on UNIX you generally get strange behavior. -Doug Gwyn
|
||
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
|
||
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue. - Sears & Roebuck catalogue, 1897.
|
||
If you don't have a sense of humor, it's just not funny. -Wavy Gravy
|
||
If you don't have honey, have a honey tongue.
|
||
If you don't insist on correct answers, I can make it run as fast as you want.
|
||
If you don't know what a file is, think of it as a place where you can store information under a name of your choice, and retrieve it later. -- TUPE
|
||
If you don't know where you're going, it doesn't matter how you get there.
|
||
If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes.
|
||
If you don't pay attention to every little detail, you miss most of the jokes.
|
||
If you eat only three-quarters full you won't need a doctor.
|
||
If you enter a village where everyone is lame, eventually you will start to limp.
|
||
If you fall in the street look out for dung.
|
||
If you find any unidentified object under your seat, please do not attempt to smoke it.
|
||
If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
|
||
If you get this, delete it. - Sorry! -- Tim Berners-Lee, www-talk, Mon, 28 Oct 91 14:34:12 GMT+0100
|
||
If you get to meet sufficently important people, it's ok to debase yourself. -pjw
|
||
If you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
|
||
If you go and talk to our people and ask why they are doing something, they will give you a good reason why they are doing it. - Ravi Sethi, President, Avaya Labs Research
|
||
If you grab the bull by the horns, feathers will fly.
|
||
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
|
||
If you have any questions about your Sun workstation, please call CORNET 624-2772
|
||
If you have any questions, call Ralph Knag at MH x5291
|
||
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault.
|
||
If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.
|
||
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class?
|
||
If you haven't heard of XML yet, you must be living under a rock! - Programming in the .NET Environment
|
||
If you keep an open mind, people will put a lot of garbage in it.
|
||
If you know high class quality merchandise, you know this is CHEAP!
|
||
If you love job security and don't respect yourself, you will love Perl. -- xardox in reddit/r/proramming
|
||
If you love your son make him leave home.
|
||
If you make yourself a dog, make yourself a rich man's dog.
|
||
If you miskey a symbol, it will be treated as text, unless it is mistaken for another symbol. -some IBM manual.
|
||
If you move your mouse pointer continuously while the data is being returned to Microsoft Excel, the query may not fail. Do not stop moving the mouse until all the data has been returned to Microsoft Excel. -- Microsoft Support Article ID: 168702
|
||
If you post, don't frame, and if you roff, don't post.
|
||
If you quit on school, you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country. -- President Barack Obama
|
||
If you remember the '60s, you weren't there. -La Monte Young
|
||
If you start now you might finish on time.
|
||
If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
|
||
If you take the last cup, make a new pot.
|
||
If you take the last pot, make a new cup.
|
||
If you think awk is the perfect programming language for the problem, you don't understand the problem yet. -Rob Pike
|
||
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
|
||
If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
|
||
If you think it's hard going to the moon, you should try staying home.
|
||
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
|
||
IF YOU THINK THIS IS SPAM PLEASE REMOVE YOUR EMAIL OUR LIST
|
||
If you want to get started with autotools, try to build yourself a minimal autotools project. Once you have a working stub, you already took the biggest hurdle. -- Hacker News comment
|
||
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there. K Thompson
|
||
If you want to have clean ideas, change them like shirts.
|
||
If you were able to count up to infinity I'll bet you would never get over it.
|
||
If you were plowing a field what would you rather use, 2 strong oxen or 1024 chickens? -Seymour Cray
|
||
If you wish to vote "No opinion" on any topic, you must cancel gut.wksh and execute gut instead.
|
||
If you'll take me where I want to go, I'll take you where you think we are.
|
||
If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
|
||
If you're calling to report a death, please press or say, "One".
|
||
If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
|
||
If you're in need of a good startup idea: Claim a patent for crossing fingers to build a luck generator. -- mono in hackernews
|
||
If you're like most people, and chances are pretty good that you are, ...
|
||
If you're not apprehensive then you don't understand the situation.
|
||
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
|
||
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
|
||
If you're smart you'll remain ignorant - bobf
|
||
If your article contains quoted text please take some time to pare it down to just the key points to which you are responding, or people will think you are a dweeb! -a unix news reader
|
||
If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment. - E. Rutherford
|
||
If your home page is where your heart is, here's where to stay: University Park HOTEL@MIT
|
||
If your intentions are really good, I'll never understand them.
|
||
If your mailer pays attention to pathalias output, it obviously isn't dumb. - comp.mail.uucp
|
||
If your neck is as wide as your head ... take the day off.
|
||
if your terminal stops booting, I'll be in the unix room.
|
||
If you’re new to React (or frontend in general) you may find the ecosystem confusing.
|
||
if_de.c:2401: sc->tulip_mediums[media] = mi;
|
||
Ignorance of the privileged computer access code of ethics is no excuse.
|
||
Ignore alien orders.
|
||
Ignore my last message. -ark
|
||
Ignore previous fortune.
|
||
Ignore the fatal errors. It's O.K.
|
||
Il faut cultiver son jardins. -Voltaire
|
||
ill black hole address
|
||
Ill-won money never sticks.
|
||
Illegal Arbitrator - Line 23
|
||
Illegitimi non carborundum.
|
||
im more sophisticated than that -- martian67
|
||
I’m no compiler architecture expert, but accompiler that loads Internet Explorer seems peculiar.
|
||
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4 maybe 5 hours. That's what using a Mac OS X is like. -- anonymous
|
||
Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
|
||
Impotent as a dry sardine gnashing its teeth.
|
||
Improve our mechanisms for sharing BU and "white space" opportunities knowledge and laboratory and center capabilities so as to assure optimal use of contrained resources.
|
||
Impurities to the left of the host in the periodic table trap hydrogen; those to the right do not. Shirley-Hall Rule
|
||
In 15 years Tcl has been improved a lot, like any other language.
|
||
In 1974 it was hard to find anyone who voted for Richard Nixon in 1972.
|
||
In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.
|
||
In 1993, Robert Nation, during his work analyzing acoustic signatures for the United States Department of Defense, began hacking twm with the intent of simultaneously reducing memory usage and adding support for virtual desktops.
|
||
In a 1984 version of Unix, things started heating up, and 'true' grew to 276 bytes. The contents were now a boilerplate AT&T copyright notice claiming intellectual ownership of the otherwise still empty file.
|
||
In a quarrel both sides should be punished.
|
||
In a sense, if neostructuralist semioticism holds, we have to choose between the cultural paradigm of expression and subcapitalist narrative.
|
||
In addition to a yes and a no, the universe contains a maybe. -D. Finkelstein
|
||
In Africa the tusks are too firmly rooted, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
|
||
In an electrolyte, the product of the equivalent conductivity at infinite dilution and of the viscosity of the solvent is a constant. Walden's Rule
|
||
In an evolving universe, who stands still moves backwards.
|
||
In any society, the correct pronunciation is the dialect that has an army.
|
||
In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!".
|
||
In challenging a kzin, a simple scream of rage is sufficient.
|
||
In choosing a wife look first at her mother.
|
||
In communism Man exploits Man. In capitalism it's the other way around.
|
||
In comparison with the ancients, we stand like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants. -Bernard of Chartres
|
||
In days of yore, the crab and the crayfish lived in the forest.
|
||
In diamagnetic organic compounds, the molar magnetic susceptibility is an additive property. Pascal's Rule
|
||
In dichroic crystals, the faster ray is less absorbed. Babinet Rule
|
||
In dipole radiation, only transitions between terms of opposite parity are allowed. Laporte's Rule
|
||
In fact, Wagner found that once you get past 70 tabs Chrome really starts to struggle.
|
||
In general, cis compounds have a higher density and higher refractive index than do the trans isomerides. Auwers-Skita Rule
|
||
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire
|
||
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni.
|
||
In her right armpit, snapper only are the fish of that place.
|
||
In his speech, Lynn reiterated that the U.S. may well respond to cyberattacks with physical force.
|
||
In IEEE 754 sqrt(-0) = -0
|
||
In label expressions, <> expressions are ignored inside .char expressions.
|
||
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
|
||
In nature there is immediate adjustment but no compulsion. -Chuang Chou
|
||
In order to make an omelette, you have to break a few cooks.
|
||
In order to obtain equations which reproduce a fractal object, tile the object with smaller copies of itself. Barnsley's Rule
|
||
In other words, rfc822 is optional.
|
||
In our system, /usr/include/sys is a hazard. -mvs
|
||
In practice, nothing works. -- Brad Fitzpatrick
|
||
In Pursuit of Software Excellence: If you want to become a leader, follow the leaders.
|
||
In rare admission, Air Force explains and downplays drone computer virus
|
||
in read: Error 0
|
||
In rebus mathematicis errores quam minimi non sunt contemnendi.
|
||
In science, we give our highest award to people that prove us wrong. -- Michael Goudeau
|
||
In the anomalous Zeeman effect, lines of the same series exhibit the same pattern. Preston's Rule
|
||
In the bad old days you'd just write a five line function to [calculate a CRC]. In the good new days, you declare a CRC class with at least three constructors, a destructor, a copy constructor, an assignment operator, a Calculate method, and then you make the calculated value private because God forbid people should be allowed to access it directly and then you need an accessor method, or why not have several such as GetCRCAsFormattedString I think I'll go and lie down now it must be time for my medication. - Andrew Simmons
|
||
In the country of blinds, the one eyed men are kings.
|
||
In the forest a skillet sounds like music.
|
||
In the future, all programmers will be able to use malloc.
|
||
In the land of the blind the one-eyed man can see across the road and prove it.
|
||
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
|
||
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man would poke his eye out to fit in. -- auntbeast
|
||
In the land of the clueless, the man with half an idea is king. - Todd Robbins
|
||
In the land of the one-eyed men, the blind have to wear glasses.
|
||
In the last 100 years man's capability started to grow exponentially, to literally explode. -E. E. Sumner
|
||
In the long run, we are all dead. -Keynes
|
||
In the mountains we forget to count the days.
|
||
In the sentence `The logical operators are OR and AND and XOR,' there should be spaces between OR and and and and and AND and AND and and and and and XOR.
|
||
In the Unix tradition, vi is intended to be a small tool that does one thing well.
|
||
In the upcoming times of cutbacks, the defense industry can turn to making stimulation devices.
|
||
In this country, everything loose rolls to the west coast. -T. Vanderslice, Apollo
|
||
In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
|
||
In time even youth grows old.
|
||
In wealth, many friends: in poverty, not even relatives.
|
||
Incest more common than thought in United States
|
||
Incest, like charity, begins at home.
|
||
Incestuous necrophilia. -- A literary fetish practiced by Brian Herbert and Christopher Tolkien among others.
|
||
Increase your product value with autographs
|
||
Indeed, the SF population is involved in building temples and organizing other kinds of religious activities. -Mark V. Shaney
|
||
Indian Hill is like the Borg. -- Phil Winterbottom
|
||
inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new friends, old clothes.
|
||
inews: Article rejected: mvs included more text than new text
|
||
Infinite retry on parallel printer time-out
|
||
info: Terminal type `dumb' is not smart enough to run Info.
|
||
init: /dev/console: getty failing, sleeping
|
||
Insanity is always the best defense against boredom.
|
||
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out. -N. Wirth
|
||
int parse_url(unsigned char *url, int *prlen, unsigned char **user, int *uslen, unsigned char **pass, int *palen, unsigned char **host, int *holen, unsigned char **port, int *polen, unsigned char **data, int *dalen, unsigned char **post)
|
||
Intel Pentium 4 2.0Hz processor - TigerDirect catalogue
|
||
Intense opportunities for reorganization
|
||
Intermittent resolutions lack potency. -Robert Silverberg
|
||
Internet Explorer 7 was audited by Microsoft to ensure that it contained no Mosaic code, and thus no longer credits Spyglass or Mosaic.
|
||
Into each life a little fallout must rain. -Baba Rebop
|
||
Intoxication, whether Dionysian or Apollonian, of an aggregate is the second-biggest disappointment in a fight with a hammer.
|
||
Introducing WOW! AT&T World of Women: our newest website
|
||
invalid control line !!!
|
||
Invalid null command.
|
||
Invalids live the longest.
|
||
iOS4.3 lets you decide whether the side switch is mute or rotate lock. Operating system innovations never cease. -- Rob Pike
|
||
IOT trap -- core dumped
|
||
IOT trap -- core melted
|
||
Is Facebook eavesdropping on phone conversations?
|
||
Is it a lot of blokes with long hair and guitars around their necks? -Keith Richards (on Nirvana)
|
||
Is Software Security a Waste of Money?
|
||
Is the original plan9 boot process broken? Is it insecure? Is it hard to port to amd64?
|
||
Is the tool broadly supported or maintained?
|
||
is there any real reason for hating modern thinkpads besides the keyboard and screen resolution?
|
||
Is there no room for competition in the standards industry? -R. Hardin
|
||
ISDN is real and implementable.
|
||
ISDN: PPP-Daemon funktioniert nicht mehr
|
||
ISIS Influence on Web Prompts Second Thoughts on First Amendment
|
||
Isn't it funny how people say they'll never grow up to be their parents, then one day they look in the mirror and they're moving aircraft carriers into the Gulf region? - the Onion
|
||
ISO-late, v.: to delay production of code, to slow down code.
|
||
It appears that people would rather have their hands on the wheel and drive off the cliff than be thrown over naked. (scj in Computing Systems)
|
||
It appears that you are accessing Myspace.com from a location that is not authorized to view our licensed videos. Please go to the United States or its territories and try again.
|
||
It can make you doubt yourself, or even worse, force you to adopt a behavior you don't want to.
|
||
It doesn't matter if you don't know how your program works, so long as it's parallel -R. O'Keefe
|
||
It freezes to break the stones.
|
||
It got to a point where I had to get a haircut or a violin. -F.D.Roosevelt
|
||
It has been a long time coming for me to switch out of PHP for my main programming language. -- Dumping PHP For Go
|
||
It is a basket bored.
|
||
It is a jeweled cup without a bottom.
|
||
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
|
||
It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
|
||
It is a very sad thing nowadays that there is so little useless information.
|
||
It is absurd to deny the role of fantasy in even the strictest science. -Lenin
|
||
It is bad luck to be superstitious. -Andrew W. Mathis
|
||
It is better to have loved and lost -- much better.
|
||
It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
|
||
It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark.
|
||
It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness, except at the Browns Ferry reactor.
|
||
It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. -Milton
|
||
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
|
||
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
|
||
It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect one.
|
||
It is far better to vote for a loser than to elect?
|
||
It is fruitless to become lachrymal over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
|
||
It is hard to believe that the summer code is so amazing. -- Yan
|
||
It is hard to sit with the turkeys when you soar with the eagles.
|
||
It is likely that 2^104 is an ultimate limit on storage space, unless we want to turn New Jersy into a DRAM. -chuck@pierre.mit.edu
|
||
It is most enjoyable to talk with you.
|
||
It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
|
||
It is my carefully considered opinion that C++ represents an additional hazard to the survival of a project. - Alistair Cockburn
|
||
It is not for you that the oven is heated.
|
||
It is not hard to pray to Mothra.
|
||
It is rarely wise to underestimate the taste of the truly pious.
|
||
It is simpler to die than to live.
|
||
It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -Hawkwind
|
||
It is the complex case that is easier to deal with.
|
||
It is the wise bird who builds her nest in a tree.
|
||
It is Unix. It is possible to overcome any number of these bogus features. -pjw
|
||
It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down. -Paul Newman
|
||
It looks like the kernel files are missing.
|
||
It may be associated with neurological dysfunction, such as weakness.[5]
|
||
It may seem counterintuitive, but skilled professionals working behind the scenes may actually be more fulfilled than the rest of us.
|
||
It might be comfortable, but so is lounging in a big enough pile of shite. - jmk, about ioctl
|
||
It must to break the stone for to have almond.
|
||
It rained so hard the axle washed away.
|
||
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
|
||
It seems that subjective C is more popular than objective C - brucee
|
||
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
|
||
It should be noted that many object-oriented systems exhibit very poor locality of reference. -- comp.os.research FAQ
|
||
It steam-engines when it becomes steam-engine time. -Charles Fort
|
||
It takes approximately two minutes to reposition the continents from one geological era to another.
|
||
It takes ordinary men to set off great ones.
|
||
It want to beat the iron during it is hot.
|
||
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
|
||
It works better if you plug it in.
|
||
It would appear that even BTL employees put their pants on one leg at a time.
|
||
It would be a cute trick to set up some sort of temporary compiler environment within Harvey so you can build programs from within Harvey (makes the testing feedback loop quicker). -- John Floren
|
||
It would be nice to boot Plan 9 natively on AMD-64, type startx, and open a browser.
|
||
It would be wise to cut expectations in half.
|
||
It would help a lot in my code reviews to understand what we are trying to achieve and why, so please take the time to explain it here (or even better in the related issue or in a wiki page).
|
||
It's 5 o'clock. Do you know where your files are?
|
||
It's a bad household where the hen announces dawn.
|
||
it's a bit counterintiutive that javascript was supposed to make the web more responsive, but ended up making it slower -- DMorsing
|
||
It's a hardware problem.
|
||
it's a ncurses interface to youtube
|
||
It's a nice setup, and nobody uses it much.
|
||
It's a sad woman who buys her own perfume.
|
||
It's a small world, but I'd hate to have to paint it.
|
||
It's a software problem.
|
||
It's a tiny change to the code and not completely disgusting. - Bob Manchek
|
||
It's a useless but absolutely vital precaution.
|
||
It's a very good idea to compare apples and oranges, that's a big part of what thinking is about. - Penn Jillette
|
||
It's almost as though someone is creating billboards that read, ``If you can#t splel VaigrA, you cn mkae big $M$O$N$E$Y$ wtih b.ul.k adtervising on teh I*N*T*R*E*N*E*T.'' - Rob Kolstad
|
||
It's an empty head that wears a hairpiece. - Pauline Kael
|
||
It's anl bart's fault!
|
||
it's basically only the fortunes file that keeps me subscribed at this point -- sl about 9fans
|
||
It's better to get mugged than to live a life of fear. -Freeman Dyson
|
||
It's business doing pleasure with you.
|
||
It's clear that buzzwording is a factor.
|
||
It's clever, but is it art?
|
||
It's deja vu all over again.
|
||
It's difficult to explain Kleenex to an aborigine.
|
||
It's earlier than you think.
|
||
it's easier to post to 9fans than to think. - boyd
|
||
It's funny how they work so well, even when they're not appropriate.
|
||
It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.
|
||
It's hard to be mellow when you bite your nails.
|
||
It's hard to be mellow when you can't stand up.
|
||
It's hard to compete with conventional cukes.
|
||
It's hard to love someone who looks down on you because your hands get bloody protecting him.
|
||
It's impossible to hold two watermelons in one hand.
|
||
It's just a silly native superstition.
|
||
It's later than you think.
|
||
it's like instead of taking a bath, you buy a monster air filter, so no one will notice the stench. -- erik quanstrom on the creation of GNU info to manage Emac's documentation.
|
||
It's like Metcalfe's law: the value of a network is proportional to the square of the number of users. The same is true of languages -- you get all these people using a language and all of a sudden you've got Eclipse, you've got FindBugs, you've got Guice. -- Joshua Bloch
|
||
It's like sticking your hands in someone else's pants: it just doesn't feel right. NP Nelson
|
||
It's lonely at the top, but it's lonelier at the bottom.
|
||
It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
|
||
It's much better to have people flaming in the flesh. -Al Aho
|
||
It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen.
|
||
It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either. -Boston Mayor Kevin White
|
||
It's not cool enough for the eighties.
|
||
It's not easy being Joan. -- rob
|
||
It's not easy to play the clown when you've got to run the whole circus.
|
||
It's not foolproof, but maybe if we don't act like fools, it will work. - Sara O'Brien
|
||
It's not impossible - just really unfair.
|
||
It's not my fault -- it's a mechanical problem!
|
||
It's not my fault!
|
||
It's not only stupid it's wrong!
|
||
It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
|
||
It's not reality that's important, it's how you perceive things.
|
||
It's not the drugs that kill; it's the doctors.
|
||
It's not the time between the takes that takes the time - it's changing your mind between the takes that takes the time. -Stage Dept.
|
||
It's not the time it takes to take the takes that takes the time, it's the time it takes between the takes that takes the time. -S. Spielberg
|
||
It's not the years, it's the mileage.
|
||
It's not whether you win or lose; it's where you place the blame.
|
||
It's not who you know, but who you get drunk with, that counts. -P Dick-Lauder
|
||
It's only a game!
|
||
It's only one hair pulled from nine cows.
|
||
It's only words ... unless they're true. -David Mamet
|
||
It's possible to pick up crumbs/By pressing on them with the thumbs.
|
||
It's simple, clean, it works, and you can get it right now. -Mike O'Dell
|
||
It's some kind of instinct...This was an important place in their lives.
|
||
It's the greatest news we have had since the 23rd of March.
|
||
It's the law: Use a pun, go to prism (for minor refractions of the law only!)
|
||
It's the only avant-garde we got.
|
||
It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs.
|
||
It's the thought, if any, that counts! -Dick Grantges
|
||
It's time to gearshift up from the crawl we've been in to a full trot. - Jack Scanlon
|
||
It's tricky when you're marketing a language. -- Niko Matsakis
|
||
It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? -- Ronald Reagan
|
||
It's well we cannot hear the screams/That we create in others' dreams.
|
||
It's worse than being at the theatre.
|
||
It's Your Environment -- Use It Up!
|
||
itiprobe says hi
|
||
Its are some blu stories.
|
||
its like dos, but it doesnt work
|
||
Ive deleted fortune now so it doesnt confuse or distract me.
|
||
I’ve not seen much evidence that people love other people for sensible reasons. -- Stanley Lieber
|
||
izaki: There should be a project to port spanish swearing to the international community... open-hostia
|
||
Jam tomorrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.
|
||
Java is the f*cking COBOL of the 90s, and future generations of geeks are going to fly back from Mars to piss on our graves for inflicting it on them. - rasputnik@hellooperator.net
|
||
JAVA truly is the great equalizing software. It has reduced all computers to mediocrity and buggyness. - NASA's J-Track web site
|
||
Javascript must be enabled in order to vote
|
||
Jesus Rodrigues has a 9-inch duck.
|
||
Jesus saves, Moses invests, the Mongol Hoards, but only Buddha pays dividends.
|
||
jim is a nice editor except that it runs on the Blit. -- W. Joy
|
||
John Floren extended 9p for streaming.
|
||
Join me and I will complete your training.
|
||
JOKER
|
||
Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
|
||
Joys of Porting a Kernel to WebAssembly
|
||
JUMP DON'T SIT
|
||
junk: 644 mode. Remove ? (yes/no)[no] :
|
||
Just be glad you don't get all the government you pay for. -Will Rogers
|
||
Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that they are forbidden. They are less allowed than allowed transitions, if you see what I mean.
|
||
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
|
||
Just getting something to happen might be training, but it sure isn't education. -Brian L Stuart
|
||
Just my two cent's.
|
||
Just think--IBM and DEC in the same room--and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside. -K Thompson
|
||
Just today I found out that the Chrome JS editor can ‘hot-swap’ your code.
|
||
Justice for the poor is much less popular than revenge on the rich.
|
||
Keep components as small as possible. Katz Rule
|
||
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
|
||
Keep fences even between friends.
|
||
Keep flammables away from hurricanes for a secret mission.
|
||
Keep flammables away from space heaters.
|
||
Keep stairways clear of clutter.
|
||
Keep the chestnut of the fire with the cat foot.
|
||
Keep the curtains, the farce is played.
|
||
Keep your mouth shut, your eyes open.
|
||
Ken is an allem schuld!
|
||
Ken is very smart but also very opinionated. -- Doug Gwyn
|
||
Ken Thompson can't beat Belle. So what? How fast can Seymour Cray add?
|
||
KENNY THOMPSON, TOMMY DUFF, MOUSE CHORDING, WHAT'S GENBUF / LUCENT SPINOFF, DENNIS RITCHIE, SOURCES OFF THE NET / CAPSO'S MISSING, READ THE WIKI, HGET FORMPOST, KEYBOARD'S STICKY / NIX IS FORKING, NO IT ISN'T, YOU READ THE WIKI YET?
|
||
Kernighan wrote a program to turn awk into C++; its state is not known.[8]
|
||
Keyboard not present, press any key.
|
||
kfx bases a system of government on forced sodomy
|
||
kfx: cat-v is the fear that somebody, somewhere isn't fucking martian67's mother in the ass
|
||
Kids are always the only future the human race has. -William Saroyan
|
||
Kill ugly radio!
|
||
Killing for peace is like whoring for virginity.
|
||
Kindle Format 8 (incorporating HTML5 support)
|
||
Kindness: not for others but for ourselves.
|
||
Kitchen: Selecting Blendolini Causes Choco-Banana Shake Hang
|
||
Klaatu barada nikto.
|
||
Kleeneliness is next to Goedeliness.
|
||
Knowledge does not keep any better than fish - A N Whitehead
|
||
Ksh was broken on alice for a while. It hasn't dumped core lately - is it now safe to use?
|
||
ktsuss stands for "keep the su simple, stupid", and as the name says, is a graphical version of su written in C and GTK+ 2.
|
||
Kubrick is trying to tell us something…Something involving rainbows.
|
||
Kudos to everyone on the WKSH Team!
|
||
L'Osservatore della Domenica said that there was too much contemporary literature and the Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith could not keep up with it.
|
||
Label on a bottle of pills: "Do not take these pills if this label is missing"
|
||
Lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
|
||
Lady Bloomfield's `supernatural' stories are not of a kind to challenge the scrutiny of a minimifidian in pneumatology. -Spectator, 1882
|
||
Lando's not a system, he's a man. He's a gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him.
|
||
Language is a virus from outer space. -William Burroughs.
|
||
Language is all that separates us from the lower animals and the bureaucrats.
|
||
Languages ought to be viewed independently from editors. -- Alpheus
|
||
Last login: Sat Aug 10 09:22:14 on ttym0
|
||
Late drinking and late rising: short cuts to poverty.
|
||
Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone.
|
||
Laugh at throat displaied.
|
||
Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.
|
||
Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, `Hold, enough!'
|
||
Lazy people have no spare time.
|
||
Leadership means taxes.
|
||
Lean on a post not on people.
|
||
Lengthen interval when the road is wet.
|
||
Lepers envy syphilitics.
|
||
Lesson 10 - Who killed Bambi?
|
||
Lest men suspect your tale untrue,/Keep probability in view. -John Gay (1727)
|
||
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
|
||
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
|
||
Let me put it to you this way: computers are my business. - A.G. Hume
|
||
Let no one unskilled in geometry enter here. -Plato
|
||
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
|
||
Let sleeping wraiths lie.
|
||
Let them eat vinyl. -- Kurt Cobain
|
||
Let wisdom and virtue be the two wheels of your cart.
|
||
Let's fix a frame on these issues and focus on the power dynamics in the room
|
||
Let's have Unix become the next Nintendo. - Larry Dooling
|
||
Let's just take this shortcut across this field. That bull doesn't see us.
|
||
Let's look at the record. -Al Smith
|
||
Let's not beat ourselves up for being defensive
|
||
Let's share those threats
|
||
Let's take Stallman's opinions and agree with them, even though we're not sure what he's talking about. -- someone on slashdot
|
||
Leverage the opportunity relative to that
|
||
Leveraged brainpower at the labs
|
||
Li'l dollink, always fetful.
|
||
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
|
||
License Error : The license for this product(SPARCompiler C) has expired
|
||
Licorice is the liver of candy. -Michael O'Donoghue
|
||
lieber eine funktionierende losung als eine echte Freundin (rather a working solution than a real girlfriend) -- Sakuya, markov bot
|
||
Life is a game: whoever dies with the most toys wins.
|
||
Life is a giant shell and we're just processes.
|
||
Life is a mystery -- love is a dancer.
|
||
Life is a stage attacked by an idiot.
|
||
Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.
|
||
Life is hard but unjust.
|
||
Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid.
|
||
Life is just a bowl.
|
||
Life is not for everyone. -M. O'Donoghue
|
||
Life is very strange - compared to what? - Penn Jillette
|
||
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
|
||
Life is what the least of us make most of us feel the least of us make the most of. -Quine
|
||
Life's a bitch and then your feet wear down. - Dennis Ritchie
|
||
Lightly tested, works.
|
||
Like functional groups in like surroundings make like contributions to the optical rotation.
|
||
Like Nero, the government fiddled while Rome burned--only it wasn't Rome. -- Jim Olson
|
||
Like raisins in a bread pudding, the moments lie within the body of Henry.
|
||
Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
|
||
Line 3 of "/usr/add-on/trouble/bin/trouble": syntax error; saw '<'. Undefined: "Main"
|
||
Linux - every program, package, piece of code, depends on some shit that will make you want to scoop out your brains with a melonballer -- Capso
|
||
Linux is for people who hate Windows. BSD is for people who love UNIX.
|
||
Linux is good if you want to run Apache or compile the kernel. Every other application is suspect. - Andrew Hume
|
||
Linux is neither Unix nor Windows — it's the worst of both worlds -- jmk
|
||
Linux is the embodiment of Plato's philosophy: by the time you have a shitty idea, it already exists in the mythical world of Linux. -- Capso
|
||
linux just trumps osx so hard it's hard to believe they descend from the same code base
|
||
Linux programmer's mind: don't invalidate the D-cache unless it wasn't enabled
|
||
linux-2.3.99-pre9.tar: limbo program
|
||
Linux: the world's best text adventure game.
|
||
Linux: written by amateurs for amateurs. - D. Presotto
|
||
Little girls have pretty curls, but I like Oreos.
|
||
Little things come in small packages.
|
||
Live fast, die young, leave a long publication list.
|
||
Live forever, or die trying.
|
||
Live long and perspire.
|
||
Living in the past has one thing in its favour - it's cheaper.
|
||
Load average too high now (11.358253), please try later
|
||
LoadPlugin: failed to initialize shared library /opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so [/opt/net/exp/lib/mozilla/bin/plugins/j2re1.4.2/plugin/i386/ns610-gcc32/libjavaplugin_oji.so: undefined symbol: _ZdlPv]
|
||
Local disks are our FORTRAN. -Warren Teitelman
|
||
log10: SING error -- borland c/c++ 3.1
|
||
login:
|
||
Long computations which yield 0 (zero) are probably all for naught.
|
||
Longevity is an optimist's heaven and a pessimist's hell.
|
||
Look after the molehills and the mountains will look after themselves.
|
||
Look at a woman at night, from afar, or under an umbrella.
|
||
Look at the devil praying at the shrine.
|
||
Look before you run into a pole.
|
||
Look on my works, oh ye mighty, and giggle.
|
||
Look up: no shame before heaven. Look down: no shame before earth.
|
||
Look what David Koresh did, rather than go home and visit HIS parents! - Teller's mother
|
||
looking on optical disk (this may take a few minutes)
|
||
Lord? We don't have no lord. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
|
||
Lose a few, lose a few.
|
||
Losing your servo track is just God's way of saying `BOOGA, BOOGA!'
|
||
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
|
||
Love blinds us to our sweetheart's faults.
|
||
Love is a many gendered thing.
|
||
Love is in the offing, said the homicidal maniac.
|
||
Love is only love, but money is forever.
|
||
Love kept covered bursts out somehow.
|
||
Love make, not more
|
||
Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.
|
||
Love, and do what thou wilt.
|
||
Lovers' quarrels re-dye love's colors.
|
||
Low expectations are the key to happiness. - Pamela Zave
|
||
lp on plan 9 is fixed. -pg
|
||
ls: /n/x/*start*: "/n/x/*start*" "./*start*" "./n/kfs/inferno/*start*" does not exist
|
||
ls: /usr/ken/bin: phase error -- cannot happen
|
||
Lucent in Motion is almost in full swing.
|
||
Lucent is the best place 4 me to work. (Please keep confidential)
|
||
Lucent Technologies and strategic partner Fatbrain are pleased to announce ...
|
||
LUCENT WINS CUSTOMER FOR INFERNO
|
||
Lucent's motto: Let's make things harder
|
||
Luchamos contra el Wombat, otra enemigo de la humanidad. -Frente Wombato de Liberacion Nacional
|
||
Lucky Numbers `{seq 100}
|
||
Lucky Numbers 12, 14, 19, 24, 36, 43
|
||
Lucky: like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth.
|
||
Luke, don't give in to hate. That leads to the dark side.
|
||
m(
|
||
m0n0wall is probably the first UNIX system that has its boot-time configuration done with PHP, rather than the usual shell scripts, and that has the entire system configuration stored in XML format
|
||
MACBOOKPROS, H-BOMB, HJDICKS, CAPTURE US A TRACE / TMOVE, JS LIBS AND GOLANG IS A HIT / STANLEY LIEBER, AIJU, CINAP'S GONNA YELL AT YOU / DELETE MEINKAMPF, WHERE IS ETHAN, ANGRY AT THIS MEGA-SHIT
|
||
Machine components very carefully. Katz Rule
|
||
Machne oprating at olny tn prcnt eficiency.
|
||
Macro context switch under way, please do not log out!
|
||
Maidens and fish don't keep.
|
||
Mail version 5.2 6/21/85. Type ? for help.
|
||
mail: new message arrived
|
||
main: 7,913,578,496 used + 35,178,551,926,784 free = 2,093,416,448 (378% used)
|
||
Major funding for The Fabric of the Cosmos is provided by the National Science Foundation and the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation.
|
||
major@freenode#vsta> uriel, understanding is like love, it comes to those who accept it, not to those who beat it with a stick ;)
|
||
Make a list of all the facts you know about the universe.
|
||
Make checks payable to Free Software Foundation.
|
||
Make is like Pascal: everybody likes it, so they go in and change it. -DM Ritchie
|
||
Make use of whatever advanced technology is available
|
||
Make War, not Love: killing is fun too. -Nicholas von Hoffman
|
||
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
|
||
Make: Don't know how your program works
|
||
Makefile:7: *** missing separator (did you mean TAB instead of 8 spaces?). Stop
|
||
Making outside money using our computers has resulted in suspension.
|
||
Making sense makes more sense than not making sense. -T. Duff
|
||
Malcolm [grandson of Malcolm X] walked into court yesterday afternoon to face charges of juvenile delinquency, mumbling and hiding his head under a red plaid blanket. - N. Y. Times
|
||
Male tyrannosaurs may have used their diminutive front legs to titillate female partners, but this will not explain why they got so small. - Gould and Lewontin
|
||
Man cannot live by bread alone; he needs a little peanut butter on it.
|
||
Man cannot live by bread alone: frequently, there must be beverage, too.
|
||
Man has created death. -William Butler Yeats
|
||
Man is in doubt to deem himself a god or beast. -Alexander Pope
|
||
Man is in session.
|
||
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
|
||
Man who stand on toilet ... high on pot.
|
||
Man-animals cannot fly!
|
||
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
|
||
Mandatory options: - xen-create-image(8)
|
||
Mandatory post fields are username,password,backto
|
||
Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
|
||
Many are called, few volunteer.
|
||
Many are cold, but few are frozen.
|
||
Many considered the B-29 a failure because it couldn't survive in hostile airspace without a fighter escort.
|
||
Many pages make a thick book.
|
||
Many people use that GNU's true.c as an example of bloated, but, if you actually look at the code, most of it is just comments.
|
||
Many pleading voices can melt metal.
|
||
Many system design flaws can be traced to unwarrantedly anthropomorphizing the user.
|
||
Many will urinate with joy in having shared in the hacking of your neck. - a comment on netnews
|
||
Marine math: 2 beers times 39 Marines is 49 cases.
|
||
Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
|
||
Marriage is an attempt to change a night owl into a homing pigeon.
|
||
Mars Curiosity: Where is Linux?
|
||
martian67: cat-v is the fear that somebody somehwere, someplace might be happy with their software
|
||
martian67: there you go uriel, there is the cat-v draw: an international effort to tell everyone to go fuck themselves
|
||
Mastering css is like mastering throwing shit into a fan -- dreadlorde
|
||
Masterpieces make their own rules.
|
||
Mathematics is ... the hot and chaotic work of the devil. Quayle needn't know this. -Vaughan Pratt
|
||
Matrix to the business opportunities
|
||
Maximum number of users exceeded - try again laterConnection closed by foreign host.
|
||
May God forgive you for what you have done! - Pope John Paul I, to the Cardinals who elected him
|
||
May I have a large container of coffee?
|
||
May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
|
||
May you live all the days of your life.
|
||
May you live to be a hundred: may I live to be ninety-nine.
|
||
May your rolling stone always grow grass that is greener underneath.
|
||
Maybe a git branch can help here?
|
||
Maybe I should have screwed up. - Ken Thompson
|
||
Maybe there is no death as we know it. Just documents changing hands.
|
||
Mcc may be slow and generate bad code, but it took a long time to develop.
|
||
Mechanically Separated Chicken. - Ingredient label
|
||
Medeis ageometretos eisito mou ten stegen. -Plato
|
||
Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
|
||
Memory tests terminated by keystroke
|
||
Men look stupid doing aerobics.
|
||
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses. -Dorothy Parker.
|
||
Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
|
||
Message will arrive in the mail. Destroy, before the FBI sees it.
|
||
MessageSocket::setHostname(): gethostbyname() failed: Success
|
||
Metadata is always true! -- 20h
|
||
Metals mix with insulators if the reaction enthalpy is negative, and not if it is positive. Enthalpy of Mixing Rule
|
||
Metaphors about deck chairs abound.
|
||
mewing cats catch no rats.
|
||
mh/toy/forbes deferred for sequence
|
||
Michigan House Fails to Override Veto of Medicaid Abortion Ban.
|
||
Micronics makes it simple.
|
||
Microsoft - We put the "backwards" into backwards compatibility.
|
||
Microsoft Now OpenBSD Foundation Gold Contributor
|
||
Middleware is the implementation of a concept. - Ed Szurkowski
|
||
midori ito/girl finds glory, is broken/they can rebuild her
|
||
Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
|
||
Military intelligence can be a contradiction in terms.
|
||
Military justice is to justice as military music is to music. -Clemenceau
|
||
Military music is to music as military intelligence is to intelligence
|
||
Milk pilov is good one day at our place, the next day at yours.
|
||
Millenium parties/with loud music, lights and joy;/then, how cold!
|
||
Millennials are becoming old enough to program,simple as that
|
||
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
|
||
Minimize the severity of impact. Katz Rule
|
||
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. -Jean Cocteau
|
||
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
|
||
Misfortunes arrive on wings and leave on foot.
|
||
Missouri loves company.
|
||
Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
|
||
MIT OpenCourseware >> Electrical Engineering and Computer Science >> Introduction to Electrical Engineering and Computer Science I >> Python Tutorial
|
||
mk: no recipe to make 'rio.data.fsys.menu.scrl.time.util.wctl.wind.xfid.'
|
||
mk: sed 's%^% %' ... : exit status=|die: yankee dog
|
||
ML is a language for people with excess IQ points. - John Ousterhout
|
||
Mondale: George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologize. Bush: Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time.
|
||
Money cannot buy happiness, but happiness will not buy groceries.
|
||
Money even buys men out of hell.
|
||
Money is a terrible thing to follow but a charming thing to meet.
|
||
Money is fruit of the perseverance tree.
|
||
Money is like an eel in the hand: slippery and wiggly, but ever-so-tasty.
|
||
Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
|
||
Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
|
||
Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
|
||
Money will say more in one moment than the wife of a sick goldfish.
|
||
Money, sex, storage, and bandwidth -- these are the things where too much is enough. - Arno Penzias
|
||
Monument To Steve Jobs Goes Up In St. Petersburg
|
||
Moral of the SilkRoad bust: Don't ask PHP questions on Stack Overflow
|
||
Morality is ubiquitous in everything that is good or bad.
|
||
More Not-Yet-Published Bestsellers - category on amazon.com
|
||
More than just a book -- it's a major piece of torture.
|
||
Most programmers have no idea what they're getting into when they're programming in a windowing environment. -Mark Hanner
|
||
Most sacrilegious murder hath broke ope/The Lord's anointed temple. -MacBeth
|
||
Most users are within a 10 mile radius.
|
||
Motto: Compute with fermions, communicate with bosons. -Vincent Heuring
|
||
MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
|
||
mount: mount /srv/boot /n/bootes: permission denied
|
||
mount: warning: <> mounted as </usr2>
|
||
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there!
|
||
MOZILLA_FIVE_HOME=/opt/netscape-6.2.3-us
|
||
mp3riot - Directory search utility
|
||
Mr. President! We cannot allow ... a MINE-SHAFT GAP!
|
||
MS/DOS is not dead, it just smells that way
|
||
msgPtr->EMM_RSP_OLC_ACK_FWD_H2250LCACKP.bit_mask &= ~EM_H2250LCAP_dynamicRTPPayloadType_present;
|
||
Much ADA About Nothing
|
||
Much may be made of a Scotchman, if he be caught young. - Samuel Johnson
|
||
Multi sunt vocati, pauci vero electi.
|
||
Multi-place measurements are for sissies. -Arno Penzias
|
||
Multics is a powerful teaching tool. -Ken Thompson
|
||
Multilevel standards are like onions. They're smelly and make you cry a lot. -Ron Natalie
|
||
Multithreading is just one damn thing after, before, or simultaneous with another. - Andrei Alexandrescu
|
||
Murder should be put back in the home--where it belongs. -Alfred Hitchcock
|
||
Music is the can opener of the soul. -Henry Miller
|
||
Music is the pleasure the human soul experiences from counting without being aware that it is counting. -Leibnitz
|
||
My advice to you: grind your own grain.
|
||
My belief is Sean's belief is Phil did it all wrong. - Sean Quinlan.
|
||
My broker is E. F. Hutton, and E. F. Hutton says...
|
||
My curtain automation is very loud. -- jwz
|
||
My email is screwed since I lost permission to use ETHO.
|
||
My english is too bad for reading the entire documentation of 9front, so I have to ask: How can I change colors in 9front?
|
||
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
|
||
my inodes explode in delight -- cinap_lenrek
|
||
My karma just ran over your dogma.
|
||
My last company switched to nmake, and they're OUT OF BUISINESS :-) :-) :-)
|
||
My little pilaf and I won't have headache.
|
||
MY NAME IS BEING USED IN A PHISHING ATTACK. DO NOT RESPOND TO MAIL OFFERING MONEY FOR UNDERGRAD RESEARCH ASSISTANTS. -- bwk
|
||
My pile of equipment is bigger than your pile of equipment -- philw
|
||
My program is so jammed with clever tricks - GJ Holzmann
|
||
My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' - Emo Philips
|
||
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
|
||
MySQL was the first NoSQL database
|
||
N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta, where N=force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon, fb=function of the bacon type, fc=function of the condiment/filling effect, Ts=serving temperature, tc=cooking time, ta=time or duration of application of condiment/filling, cm=cooking method, C=Newtons required to break uncooked bacon
|
||
Naked is the best disguise.
|
||
Narcissists receive callers without opening the door.
|
||
National security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
|
||
Nature abhors second order differential equations.
|
||
Near neighbors: better than distant cousins.
|
||
Need a personal problem? Get a personal computer. - C. P. Killian
|
||
Nein -- General Chuck Yeager
|
||
Neither a borrower nor a lender be/For loan oft loses both itself and friend.
|
||
Neither burn incense nor break wind.
|
||
Neither cooked at home nor brought from the neighbor's.
|
||
Neither meat, nor fish.
|
||
Nembutal numbs it all, but I prefer alcohol. -Strummer/Jones
|
||
Nepal premier won't resign.
|
||
Netnews is someone yelling "Anybody wanna buy a used car?" in a crowded theater.
|
||
Netvibes Mobile requires JavaScript to be enabled on your Browser.
|
||
Network services at the Murray Hill, NJ, location (100001) will be unavailable due to UPS (Uninterrupted Power Supply) maintenance from 8:00 p.m. EDT on Saturday, June 26, to 4:00 a.m. EDT on Sunday, June 27.
|
||
Never annoy a howler monkey, no matter how tempting.
|
||
Never argue with a fool -- people might not know the difference.
|
||
Never attribute to malice what can be found in scientific american, under computer recreations.
|
||
Never buy a case of wine with eleven bottles.
|
||
Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
|
||
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
|
||
Never eat in a restaurant that rotates or is above the 10th floor.
|
||
Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.
|
||
Never give a inch!
|
||
Never hatchet your Counts before they chicken.
|
||
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
|
||
NEVER name an array after a bessel function!
|
||
Never put a pair of used fuel lines in your wife's suitcase.
|
||
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
|
||
Never put snow on a frostbitten part.
|
||
Never smack a Bulgarian. - Ron Minnich
|
||
Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject.
|
||
Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
|
||
Never walk across a river that has an average depth of four feet.
|
||
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
|
||
Never work more than thirty feet from your bed. - Ruth Bernhard
|
||
Never worry the boss unnecessarily. Don't tell him.
|
||
New career ideas are worth pursuing.
|
||
New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
|
||
NEW fsname = x, NEW volname = 49a126 -- DEL if wrong!!
|
||
New issue 130: 9pfuse: support for nonblocking i/o
|
||
New issue 186: 9term: no ptys in NetBSD6.4.4
|
||
New Jersey has more people per capita than any other state.- Alan Karcher, D, NJ
|
||
new worm (and worm-related backup stuff) soaking on wild.
|
||
New York City's Website Gets A Hurricane–Proof Makeover
|
||
News flash: you're wrong.
|
||
Next avenue of challenge
|
||
NFS implementations are a continual source of surprises. -Bruce Janson
|
||
Niagara Falls is the second-biggest disappointment in a bride's life. -O. Wilde
|
||
Niagara Falls is the wise bird who builds her nest in a chinese computer terminal!
|
||
Niagara Falls would be much more impressive if it flowed the other way. - Oscar Wilde
|
||
Nice one, Google suspended my Google+ account because I created it under, well, my name, which is "Lennart Poettering"
|
||
Nihilism means nothing to the dancing peasants.
|
||
Nihilism should commence with oneself.
|
||
nj/mercury/sleepy remote system doesn't respond
|
||
No -- General Chuck Yeager
|
||
No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
|
||
No branch is better than its trunk.
|
||
No directory
|
||
No directory! Logging in with home=/
|
||
No good deed goes unpunished. -Clare Booth Luce.
|
||
No illusion; no enlightenment.
|
||
No jaggies!
|
||
No law says your baby must produce a certain number of bowel movements per day - American Baby, Dec 89
|
||
No lord can rule without sometimes playing deaf and blind.
|
||
No man in the saddle and no horse under it either.
|
||
No man lasts more than a lifetime: his fame may last forever.
|
||
No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
|
||
No medicine cures stupidity.
|
||
No mistake is too small to be fixed, but first make sure it's a mistake.
|
||
no more than 1 lp fortune per day -- rob
|
||
No news is good news.
|
||
No note is too high to be taken down an octave.
|
||
No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a laboratory result but the experimenter himself. - Einstein
|
||
No one calls his ayran sour.
|
||
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
|
||
No one can keep one eye in back of his head.
|
||
No one ever stumbled lying snug in bed.
|
||
No one sits still when the next house burns.
|
||
No one wants to get into his grave still feeling frisky. -- Quentin Crisp
|
||
No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-applied occurrence identifies an operator-defining occurrence which as an indication-applied occurrence identifies an indication-defining occurrence different from the one identified by the given indication as an indication-applied occurrence. - Algol 68 Report
|
||
no shell.
|
||
No that's your chair. Mine has the drum machine on it. - Tad
|
||
No two ways about it, there are two sides to every story.
|
||
No UNIX system on the market supports more standards than DEC OSF/1.
|
||
No user jobs will be lost because of the crash.
|
||
No viewpoints are banned. Except those banned by the law. -- Iranian President Mohammed Khatami
|
||
No wonder Indians all leave... Being stuck with that food forever. - Norm Schryer
|
||
No word can cut kindness.
|
||
NO_CONTENT_IN_FEATURE
|
||
No, it's not that good a book, but you don't know that until you buy it. -Gerard Holzmann
|
||
No. -- 20h
|
||
No. -- aiju
|
||
No. -- Aram
|
||
No. -- Brad Fitzpatrick
|
||
No. -- Dave Cheney
|
||
No. -- Dave Sim
|
||
no. -- Erik Quanstrom
|
||
no. -- ftrvxmtrx
|
||
No. -- hiro
|
||
No. -- Rob Pike
|
||
No. -- Theo de Raadt
|
||
Noalias must go. This is non-negotiable. -Dennis Ritchie
|
||
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
|
||
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
|
||
Nobody goes to the theatre unless suffering from acute bronchitis.
|
||
Nobody is truly sane until he feels gratitude to the whole universe.
|
||
Nobody knows anything, or if they do, they are careful to hide the fact.
|
||
Nobody knows what "most" C++ programmers do. -- Bjarne Stroustrup
|
||
Nobody takes computer graphics seriously, even the guys that do it. -T. Duff
|
||
Nobody wants to argue with Knuth – it is the equivalent of arguing against the second law of thermodynamics. - Mick West
|
||
Nobody wants to say how this works. Maybe nobody knows ... -- - xorg.conf(5) manual page
|
||
Non serviam.
|
||
non-positive output count: .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
nop...session...attach...clone...walk...open...
|
||
Norm does not protect against overflow. - cos(9.3)
|
||
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
|
||
Not all the water in a rough rude sea/Can wash the balm from an anointed king.
|
||
Not just the connectivity point
|
||
Not mistakes - highly co-ordinated mistake opportunity initiatives.
|
||
not not not Algol
|
||
NOT NOT NOT ALLOWED
|
||
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on Sundays.
|
||
Not related to the portable reciprocating power saw trademark of the Milwaukee Electric Tool Corporation.
|
||
Not responsible for errors in typo.
|
||
Not the lover but his language wins the lady.
|
||
NOTE 3: Each bit has the value either ZERO or ONE. - ECMA-035 spec
|
||
Note: gtest.java uses a deprecated API. Recompile with "-deprecation" for details.
|
||
NOTE..NO WEATHER WILL BE AVAILABLE NEXT WEEK, JULY 22 THROUGH THE 26TH.
|
||
Notegroups! They kill you!
|
||
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
|
||
Nothing difficult is ever easy. -Steve Falco
|
||
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
|
||
Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison.
|
||
Nothing is good enough for the fortune file! - Dan Cross
|
||
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
|
||
Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
|
||
Nothing is more hateful to wisdom than excessive cleverness - Seneca (according to Poe)
|
||
Nothing is true. Everything is permissible. -Hassan i Sabbah
|
||
Nothing is worth spending a week with bureaucratic Germans. -rob
|
||
Nothing matters indeed, it's all in your mind...
|
||
Nothing more certain than incertainties; Fortune is full of fresh variety: Constant in nothing but inconstancy. - Richard Barnfield.
|
||
Nothing of interest ever happened on this day.
|
||
Nothing says "happy father's day" quite like the flesh-stripped skull of a moderate sized rodent. - Corey Thompson
|
||
Nothing some money, nothing of Swiss.
|
||
Nothing works. No one knows why. And some jerk is talking French. -Bob Lied
|
||
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
|
||
Now I'm heading a project that uses a RoR application to control a large series of sensors and controls in a manufacturing process.
|
||
Now is not the time to be falling out of windows. -R Mclellan
|
||
Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer in Northern California.
|
||
Now is the winter of our discontent/Made glorious summer by this sun of York.
|
||
Now reboot twice[1].
|
||
Now that the code is released, I'm going to change things up a bit.
|
||
Now, finally, I have an audience to ask a question that has been bothering me for YEARS.
|
||
NT password change form: Password Change Unsuccessful: DS getobject failed for WinNT://AP01/na01\presotto: Error 80005004,.
|
||
ntifs.c(202) : error C2064: term does not evaluate to a function taking 25732904 arguments
|
||
ntimesync.c:666 external redeclaration of: whatisthefrequencykenneth
|
||
Nuclear war doesn't prove who's right, just who's left.
|
||
O brave new world,/That has such people in't!
|
||
O dear Ophelia! I am ill at these numbers: I have not art to reckon my groans.
|
||
O Factotum, velut luna, statu variabilis!
|
||
O.T.O. wants you.
|
||
object-oriented design is the roman numerals of computing. - rob
|
||
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
|
||
ODBC API Function SQLGetPrivateProfileString is not currently implemented. Further warnings will be suppressed. hello world
|
||
ODIN will be down Sunday 4/2 from 8am - 9am for EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME CHANGE.
|
||
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
|
||
Of all things man is the measure. -Protagoras
|
||
Of course he [Jim Morrison] is dead and that is a high price to pay for immortality. -Gloria Estefan
|
||
Of course tablets mean freedom. Sent from a vt100 terminal. -- 20h
|
||
Of course, Harvey is the result of some of the best programmers in History. As Eric Clapton did with blues, we are trying to do with plan9/unix code. Another step beyond. -- Álvaro Jurado
|
||
Of the hand to mouth, one lose often the soup.
|
||
Of the physical pages in use, 3436738592 pages are permanently allocated to VMS.
|
||
Of the thirty-six ways to fight the best is to flee.
|
||
oh no godzilla/guns and planes cannot stop him/tokyo is ablaze
|
||
Oh, don't the days seem lank and long, when all goes right and nothing goes wrong.
|
||
Oh, I'm sorry, sir, go ahead. I didn't realize you were root.
|
||
Oh, so there you are!
|
||
Oh! It's one of those programs that reads standard output. - boyd
|
||
OK, I think I understand.
|
||
Old age -- it's the only disease that you don't look forward to being cured of.
|
||
Old friends and new clothes: better than new friends, old clothes.
|
||
Old horses don't forget the road.
|
||
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
|
||
Old men are children twice.
|
||
Old men for wisdom; young men for war.
|
||
Old people tell old tales.
|
||
OMG! They're still using TABLES! Only the brightest and the best. -- BoingBoing comment, re: cia.gov
|
||
Omit needless words that cause verbosity.
|
||
Omnibus ex nihil ducendis sufficit unum. -Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz
|
||
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
|
||
On average, pantyhose wearers buy three pairs per month.
|
||
On the cusp of losing the low cost position
|
||
On the Internet nobody knows you're running Plan 9. - Jim McKie
|
||
on the internet, no one knows you're ken thompson -- sl
|
||
On the Internet, we are all Poland. -- Michael Hayden
|
||
once I did software for the military, it was a requirement that the ratio between comments and code was at least 2.5. -- Aram
|
||
Once TOAD is operational, how frequently would you expect to access TOAD?
|
||
Once upon a time, Thinkpad in the minds of the majority of fans simply like the existence of God, in order to calm the appearance of maintaining the status quo; feel does not belong to a desktop keyboard; Then there is the crowning touch of the little red dot I'm obsessed with, then have The psychological thrill a Thinkpad users as much as the Apple Macbook series.
|
||
Once uttered words run faster than horses.
|
||
Once you start talking about Nothing, people think you're some sort of idiot. -John Cage
|
||
Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix."
|
||
One bad apple can ruin a snake.
|
||
One Bell System -- it sometimes works.
|
||
One Bell System -- it works.
|
||
One cannot hope to end one's life/With nothing but a butter knife.
|
||
One dog barks at nothing: all the dogs bark with him.
|
||
One falling leaf foretells death of a whole year.
|
||
One finger can't open up an anus.
|
||
One horse-laugh is worth ten thousand syllogisms. -H. L. Mencken
|
||
One hundred humidities equal one rain.
|
||
One in three criminals have cats.
|
||
One madman makes a hundred sane men flee.
|
||
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
|
||
One man's Mede is another man's Persian.
|
||
One of the silliest things you can do with a modern Unix machine is run the Eliza mode of Emacs against random quotes from Zippy the Pinhead. - Eric Raymond
|
||
One of the things I've been pushing is code reading. -- Douglas Crockford
|
||
One picture is worth 128k words.
|
||
One quantum of absorbed radiation activates only one molecule. Einstein Rule
|
||
One scythe fits all.
|
||
One starts life with a swelled head and ends with swelled feet. -Ezra Pound
|
||
One way that I was able to get this working was forking 9front and adding a clunk callback to Srv structure.
|
||
one with nintendo/halcyon symbiosis/hand thinks for itself
|
||
Only %d shopping days until Christmas.
|
||
Only a monkey tries to catch the full moon in the pond.
|
||
Only dead fish go with the flow.
|
||
Only God can make a random selection.
|
||
Only one man ever understood me. And he didn't understand me. -Hegel (on his deathbed)
|
||
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
|
||
Only the future is certain; the past is always changing. -Polish proverb
|
||
Only two things are infinite: the universe and human ignorance. -A. Einstein
|
||
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, or is that ontology recapitulates philology?
|
||
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. -Haeckel
|
||
Ontogeny rehashes phylogeny.
|
||
Ooh, Andy Tannenbaum? His netnews is SO derivative.
|
||
OOP spelled backwards is POO
|
||
op-ti-mize [verb (trans.)]* ... (gcc) to modify executable code so that it fails more quickly.
|
||
Open source may not be safe if it has no super excellent moderator.
|
||
Open your umbrella before you get wet.
|
||
openssl started off as a project to learn C
|
||
opportune moment to crash inexplicably
|
||
Optimal clutch power comes after eight to ten couplings. -LEGO manual
|
||
Optimization is fun because it's not necessary. -- Brad Fitzpatrick
|
||
Options can cause undesirable operations, so it is important to ensure they are set up properly.
|
||
Order ignorant aliens.
|
||
Originally Dahl had several failed projects in C, Lua, and Haskell, but when Google's V8 engine was released, Dahl began to examine JavaScript.
|
||
OS 360 -- Not uranium.
|
||
os.Open opens the in-kernel databases, called files -- Aiju on Go's stdlib lack of database access libraries.
|
||
OSIfy, v.: To make code impenetrable.
|
||
OSX is the operating system personification of the Bourgeoisie tendancy towards hedonistic uselessness
|
||
Other factors being equal, the metal which is most susceptible to failure is that with the lowest boiling point. Mogro-Campero Rule
|
||
Other minor bugs also fixed, or at least stirred around. -bwk on troff
|
||
Others are others; I am I.
|
||
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
|
||
Otto's too so-so to toss soot, too sot to toot SOSs. So?
|
||
Ouch! That feels good!
|
||
Our ancestors may have been ignorant, but they were not stupid.
|
||
Our first 'smoke' test showed that it is possible to hear Bob Marley and The Wailers through three feet of concrete.
|
||
Our minds are as various as our faces.
|
||
Our sponsor thought it was for ADA. In fact it was for C.
|
||
Our vision will speed up time, eventually deleting it. -Alexander Schure
|
||
ע<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ȱ<EFBFBD><EFBFBD>uriel
|
||
Out of memory saving lines for undo - try using ed.
|
||
out of space after -1 files
|
||
Out of the mouths of babes comes semi-digested Pablum.
|
||
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
|
||
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington
|
||
Over-loving turns to over-hating.
|
||
Overall there is a smell of fried onions. (fnord)
|
||
Oxide/metal volume ratios which are very different to unity imply poor oxidation resistance. Pilling-Bedworth Rule
|
||
P.P.S. Thanks for helping make BUY.COM the #l online computer retailer.
|
||
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
|
||
Painters and lawyers can soon change white to black.
|
||
Panem et circenses, that's what the public wants.
|
||
panic: bad rob
|
||
panic: cannot happen? -rsc
|
||
panic: pagefault as_hole
|
||
panic: trap
|
||
Paoli helped create XML, cementing his reputation among developers
|
||
Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.
|
||
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway oh, God, I'm so depressed...
|
||
Pardon the abruptness of this letter; it is due to its exigency.
|
||
PARIS -- Lockheed Martin Corp. has reassigned 200 engineers to work on the F-35 fighter jet's software, a problem area that Defense Department officials fear could cause more delays in the program.
|
||
parser.h:16: ISO C++ forbids declaration of `ConsumeOffendingSymbol'
|
||
parser/decl++.c:1700: warning: empty input file
|
||
PART (flamingnoms) #cat-v "compiling clang"
|
||
PART (ghi) #cat-v "thank you all for today help. The cat-v community is really friendly."
|
||
pass 2 error:(file ) more than 100 args?
|
||
Passing over a black hole temporarily disables ship.
|
||
Password:
|
||
PCMCIA == "People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms"
|
||
PEALSE CAN YOU ADIVE ME WHAT TO DO :)
|
||
People admire complexity. - Rob Pike
|
||
People don't even know how to argue on the Internet anymore. -- Aram
|
||
People get it into their heads that this is a democracy. Well it isn't. -gwl
|
||
People never go there anymore; it's too crowded. -Yogi Berra
|
||
People really shouldn't spread gossip, but what else is it good for?
|
||
People tend to congregate in the back of the church and the front of the bus.
|
||
People usually do what other people have done before them.
|
||
People who deal with bits should expect to get bitten. -Jon Bentley
|
||
People who live in glass houses shouldn't call the kettle black.
|
||
people who program actually have a lot to learn from the fashion industry. -someone on hacker news
|
||
People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
|
||
People who think that userspace filesystems are realistic for anything but toys are just misguided. -- Linus Torvalds
|
||
People who think they know everything greatly annoy us who do.
|
||
people who wear clever computing shirts are the opposite of samurais - Capso
|
||
People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
|
||
Per dollar, the cray is cheaper to maintain than the comets. -pjw
|
||
Per omnia saecula vombatidae.
|
||
Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things.
|
||
Perfect love casteth out fear.
|
||
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
|
||
perform: Stale NFS file handle
|
||
Performance doesn't matter if your product is sufficiently feature-rich. --SF system engineer
|
||
Perhaps after the election, the economy will pick up and we'll all have more time to devote. -- Geoff Collyer
|
||
perhaps Plan 9 is just the Black Books of software? - Charles H. Forsyth
|
||
Perhaps we could also have a special section for the words of the prophet Bushnell, crying out in the wilderness - "The GNU Public Licence is a jealous Licence, Thou shalt have none other Licence but me" - andrew@mbmnz.co.nz
|
||
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est.
|
||
Person who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
|
||
Personality is a flimsy thing on which to build an art. -John Cage
|
||
Peter Seebach is not POSIX compliant but runs most UNIX applications.
|
||
PGD_DDCANCREATED3DBUFFER pfnDdCanCreateD3DBuffer = (PGD_DDCANCREATED3DBUFFER)gpDxFuncs[DXG_INDEX_DxDdCanCreateD3DBuffer].pfn;
|
||
Pharr is about a day and a half.
|
||
Phase boundaries, when produced, must extend into fields with a higher number of phases. Shreinemakers's Rule
|
||
Philosophy is the Rule of Life.
|
||
Philosopy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
|
||
Physician, bill thyself.
|
||
pi + onions = opinions
|
||
pic: 5 X 58008 picture shrunk to 0.000603365 X 7
|
||
Pick your wife in the kitchen.
|
||
Pike seemed to lack an understanding of how to entice users to go through the trouble of actually learning and acclimating to his software. A general lack of marketing savvy, perhaps.
|
||
Pinch yourself to know how it feels to others.
|
||
Pittsburgh has become a kind of knowledge aircraft carrier, its "top-guns" scattered regularly around the planet.
|
||
Plan 9 makes BeOS look like a market leader.
|
||
Plan 9 software has more contradicting versions than the bible -- aiju
|
||
Plan your life at new year's; your day at dawn.
|
||
Plan-9 is olded ! :(
|
||
Planning dooms most projects.
|
||
Please browse the site to see our full range of services, we can remain customer focused and goal-directed, innovate and be an inside-out organization which facilitates sticky web-readiness transforming turnkey eyeballs to brand 24/365 paradigms with benchmark turnkey channels implementing viral e-services and dot-com action-items while we take that action item off-line and raise a red flag and remember touch base as you think about the red tape outside of the box and seize B2B e-tailers and re-envisioneer innovative partnerships that evolve dot-com initiatives delivering synergistic earballs to incentivize. - www.anadrom.net
|
||
Please contact nicfae@realtek.com.tw for singing NDA form.
|
||
Please do not urinate in the rain gauge. - sign on Mt. Kilimanjaro
|
||
Please don't text while driving. Nothing is ever that important. -- Pharrell Williams
|
||
Please email me off-list if you wish to discuss off-topicness. -Rick Hohensee
|
||
Please help, I don't want to have to go back to vi... :-(
|
||
Please let us know if there is anything we can do to make your stay more magical. Please note the field below is limited to 29 characters. - Disney World hotel reservation web page
|
||
PLEASE LOG IN TO 3B20'S AT 4800 BAUD.
|
||
Please log off, the computer is out to get in your room and drink?
|
||
Please log off, the computer is out to lunch.
|
||
Please note that I do not intend to waste my time and yours.
|
||
Please note, the HomeLink logout button has moved to the upper right hand corner of the screen.
|
||
Please note: foreign citizenship is of interest to HL Security if and only if you are a contractor.
|
||
Please select an Aardvark
|
||
Please take note:
|
||
Please to remember the Fifth of November, Gunpowder Treason and Plot.
|
||
Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits.
|
||
Please wait. This can take some time.
|
||
Please, excuse me the outflow.
|
||
please, grow up! -- Skip Travakkolian
|
||
Please, serious  inquiries only.
|
||
Please: Do Not Touch. Do Not Turn Crank. (This is Art: Nothing will happen if you turn the crank except that it might fall off.)
|
||
PLEASE! Don't urinate on the specimen.
|
||
Plunk your magic twanger, froggy.
|
||
Pluralites non est punenda sine necessitate. -Wm. of Occam
|
||
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
|
||
pm monday am
|
||
Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.
|
||
Polydactyly mutations relax control of sonic hedgehog. - Armand Marie Leroi
|
||
Poor US Infrastructure Threatens the Cloud
|
||
Popcorn is a good fiber food.
|
||
Populus vult decipi.
|
||
Pornography is in the groin of the beholder. -William F. Buckley
|
||
Positrons are another matter
|
||
Posixiate, v.: to kill code or render it unconscious. See asphyxiate.
|
||
Possession is nine-tenths of the privileged computer access code of ethics.
|
||
Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.
|
||
Post proelium, praemium.
|
||
Poverty is worse than the four hundred diseases.
|
||
Powered by werc
|
||
Practically noiseless and impossible to explode. - ad for the 1897 Oldsmobile
|
||
Precautions must be taken first.
|
||
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. -Niels Bohr
|
||
Pregnant ropuli.
|
||
prelink - prelink ELF shared libraries and binaries to speed up startup time
|
||
Premature optimization is the root of all evil. -D. E. Knuth
|
||
Preserve wildlife -- pickle a squirrel today!
|
||
Press Ctlt-Ds Ctlt-Del a to reboour reboour mach
|
||
Prevention makes the heart grow fonder.
|
||
Primate behaviour only changes under the impact of new technology.
|
||
principle comes before parents.
|
||
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
|
||
Proactive rather than reactive
|
||
Probably not a complicated question - how does the mount driver work? - C.R. Kalmanek
|
||
process `sysctl' is using deprecated sysctl (syscall) net.ipv6.neigh.eth1.base_reachable_time; Use net.ipv6.neigh.eth1.base_reachable_time_ms instead.
|
||
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -Don Marquis
|
||
Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
|
||
Program in place to shed costs
|
||
Programming and puddings demand consistency.
|
||
programs are mostly bugs wrapped in some user interface -- cinap_lenrek
|
||
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
|
||
Promoting XEmacs from Editors to Red Hat Linux
|
||
Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
|
||
Proofreading is more effective after publication.
|
||
Proper planning includes admitting that your plan may not work.
|
||
proto.c:435 syntax error, last name: WRONG
|
||
Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
|
||
Pure English is de rigeur.
|
||
puritanism is the fear that somebody somehwere, someplace might be happy
|
||
Put a smoke detector in your vacation cottage.
|
||
Put not your trust in money, but your money in trust.
|
||
Put your mouth where your mouth is.
|
||
pwd: window deleted
|
||
pwedit: error in input file in item 2305843009213693953 at field 1
|
||
Python, music, sports, gaming and philosophy.
|
||
Q: The configure script is stuck in an infinite loop. A: It's not. The Courier mail server is made up of over thirty modular pieces, and each one has its own configure script. All configure scripts are recursively executed. configure scripts are generated off a template, and share a lot of common code, so when configure runs, it seems like the same script is being executed over and over again.
|
||
Quando la neve si scioglie si vede la merda.
|
||
Quantity is no substitute for quality, but it's the only one we've got.
|
||
Quantum mechanics do it with uncertainty.
|
||
Quantum Mechanics is a lovely introduction to Hilbert Spaces!
|
||
Quayle thinks that Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac. -Julian Bond
|
||
Question: Did you ever have an important idea that you wanted to jot down, but... your portable, fold-up keyboard is all folded up in your pocket, and there isn't any flat place around to set it up on anyway?
|
||
Questions are a burden for others; answers are a prison for oneself.
|
||
Quick as a centipede with straw sandals on each foot.
|
||
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
|
||
r i AM-Peru 06-25 0191 ^Maoist Guerrillas Kill Marine Major, Policeman and Ice Cream Vendor<
|
||
Rain before sunset, dark by midnight.
|
||
Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
|
||
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
|
||
Ratcheted down
|
||
rc: Usage: whatis name ...: fd out of range or not open
|
||
rcirc on GNU Emacs 24.2.1
|
||
Reach out and Boyer-Moore egrep someone.
|
||
Reach out and grep someone.
|
||
Reactions of Diels-Alder type with cyclopentadiene give cyclanes with a methylene bridge across a cyclohexane ring. Bredt Rule
|
||
Read my Lisp! No Gnu Faxes!
|
||
readfile(): nonblocking read blocked
|
||
Reading is thinking with someone else's head instead of one's own.
|
||
reading symbols...done
|
||
reading worm0 directory (a couple of minutes)
|
||
Real data are normal in the middle and Cauchy in the tails.
|
||
Real programmers can't say `lint' without adding `hbaxcu' -Wm Leler
|
||
Real programs don't eat cache.
|
||
Real software has its own 800 support line. Stu Feldman
|
||
Reality has got to stop! --Mel Lastman, Mayor of Toronto
|
||
Reality is a cheap hack. -Norman Wilson
|
||
Reality is for those who can't handle drugs.
|
||
Reality is good for you...in small doses.
|
||
Reality is silly-putty. -Paul Krassner
|
||
Reality seems harsher in the early morning.
|
||
Reason establishes the foundation of faith. Faith compensates the error of reason.
|
||
Reason is a universal instrument which can serve on any kind of occasion. -Descartes
|
||
reasonably priced speech
|
||
Rebooting with dbus+hal: dbus-send --system --print-reply --dest="org.freedesktop.Hal" /org/freedesktop/Hal/devices/computer org.freedesktop.Hal.Device.SystemPowerManagement.Shutdown
|
||
Received: from Messages.6.0.CUILIB.3.41.SNAP.NOT.LINKED.holmes.andrew.cmu.edu.rt.r3 via MS.4.0.holmes.andrew.cmu.edu.rt_r3
|
||
Recent studies have proven what most people already know: That most Penis Enlargement Pills are completely useless. We set out to design a program that really works.
|
||
Recoilless rifles - aren't.
|
||
recordio.h:992: type `__true_type' is not a base type for type `__false_type'
|
||
Reddit stopped being genuinely cool around 2012/2013 in my opinion
|
||
redefinition: GLOBL 153352(gok(-118))[A7*16],gok(-116)/-937488177[R0*0]
|
||
Reduce speed in wet or foggy weather.
|
||
Redundant hardware is not cost-effective when compared to administration-mediation solutions.
|
||
Reform always comes from below. No man with four aces asks for a new deal.
|
||
Registering your product will also allow us to contact you in the unlikely event that you need adjustment or modification. - Sony registration card.
|
||
Regnant populi.
|
||
Rei panta.
|
||
Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
|
||
Remember that "almost" means "not".
|
||
Remember the Unknown Buffalo.
|
||
Remember to drink responsibly during this St. Patrick's Day season.
|
||
Remember when you asked me to tell you when you were being inconsiderate?
|
||
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes -- Pla-gi-a-rize! -Tom Lehrer
|
||
Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat.
|
||
remember, things can still go awry until your files appear in backup grep
|
||
Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU.
|
||
Remember: we're a bunch of mads trying to show how could be computing world. Perhaps how it should be. We walk over the work of giants. What means we must not to forget from where we come. Change all of that is needed, abandon all of that don't . Keep the ideas and general form of Plan 9. It's our way: we'll never renegade of Plan 9. We just like write some code and bring it to these times. Living with world, inside the world, but avoiding historical errors, respecting authors' ideas, working for the better way.
|
||
REMINDER! You're About to Get SMART!
|
||
remove is identical to install except that packages are removed instead of installed. If a plus sign is appended to the package name (with no intervening space), the identified package will be installed instead of removed. - apt-get(8)
|
||
Render unto Caesar if line 54 is larger than line 62.
|
||
Repentance never comes first.
|
||
Repetition is a form of change. -B. Eno
|
||
Replace "Lincroft" with "Loincloth"?
|
||
Replace worn electrical cord without delay.
|
||
Research is a great career: you get paid for looking, regardless of results.
|
||
Researchers Show Apple Can Read iMessages
|
||
Resent-Comment: It's not OUR mailer. Maybe it's yours.
|
||
Respect you in the morning?! Hell, I don't even respect you now.
|
||
Rest frequently while shoveling snow.
|
||
Restrain your octopus! The canoes are going fishing tomorrow.
|
||
Results 1 - 10 of about 34,900,000 for all else is the work of God.
|
||
Retain the analog assets on the books
|
||
return ({goto L; p;}) && ({L: 5;});
|
||
Reverting to old tty driver...
|
||
Revision control is like any other form of accountancy -- worthy but dull. -forsyth
|
||
RFC 2616, which was written more than 15 years ago, was the specification everybody has implemented, and I suspect many of you occassionally have used as a reference.
|
||
RFC 822 delenda est.
|
||
rhknag 118 248 1 0 107 72761 dk04 R 903:10 tabs
|
||
Rich man's appetite: never satisfied.
|
||
Rich men don't die in the gutter.
|
||
Ring around the collar.
|
||
Ring the bell; close the book; quench the candle.
|
||
Rio, the Plan 9 windowing system, looks and feels like a step back to the old Amiga and Atari ST days, as the façade is nearly the same.
|
||
rio: can't open display: initdisplay: /dev/draw/new: "/env/tabstop" file does not exist
|
||
Ritual is to the inner sciences what experiment is to the outer sciences. -Leary
|
||
rm: /n/coma/usr/norman/goo: File exists
|
||
rm: remove write-protected regular empty file `some_random_file'?
|
||
RMS was neither ignorant nor lying. He simply used word choices that created confusion.
|
||
Robert Elz is the Mark Horton of the south. - P. Dick-Lauder
|
||
rockets are like bootloaders, they have multiple stages and explode half of the time -- aiju
|
||
Rog-O-Matic callidus est.
|
||
Rog-O-Matic perditus est.
|
||
Rog-O-Matic's not expert enough. It could handle rogue, but it couldn't handle More.
|
||
romanticism: pick something random evil and terrible, convince yourself it's actually good and utopic, ???, PROFIT -- aiju
|
||
Rome deserves you. - Tiberius to Caligula.
|
||
ROOT MODIFIED
|
||
Rotten wood can not be carved -Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9)
|
||
Round numbers are always false. -Samuel Johnson (c. 1750)
|
||
Routers don't need IP addresses. -- Alex Mezhibovsky
|
||
Routine work drives out creative work - Arno Penzias
|
||
rsc 5202 0:00 0:00 1710768K Rendez 8.portmapd
|
||
Ruby on Rails, the PHP of a new generation. - beefhooked
|
||
Ruby. Take nicely formatted Python and vomit all over it with random characters. -- The Angry Developer
|
||
Rule 3: If the character is comprised of a container without another radical, then Rule 3 will not apply.
|
||
Rule 5 Violation
|
||
Run after two hares and catch none.
|
||
Running is not a plan. Running is what you do when the plan fails.
|
||
Running on 10 million lines of code that control over 100 computerized components, the Chevrolet Volt is the epitome of how cars are built on a smarter planet. -- Promotional text for IBM's (i)Rational platform.
|
||
runtime: out of memory: cannot allocate 70367670501376-byte block (1048576 in use)
|
||
rusty: kernel pseudo files are not the place for chit-chat
|
||
rx: call to gauss failed: who_cares
|
||
s5 fsck: sanity check: /dev/dsk/c1d0s9 needs checking
|
||
Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
|
||
samurai fighter/keyboard and mouse are his sword/digital battles
|
||
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
|
||
SaturdayGuard Automatically Closes Your Website During Shabbat And Holiday - and ONLY During Shabbat And Holiday.
|
||
Save a forest -- eat a beaver!
|
||
Save the dot files!
|
||
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
|
||
Saw comment // NEW BOOST CODE, and had a moment of panic before realizing it was vehicle boost, not C++ boost -- John Carmack
|
||
Say "hello" 40 times to the place where you have tried salt at least once.
|
||
Say "no" to long-sleeved shirts!! Support your right to bare arms!
|
||
Say what you will about the savings and loan crisis, it has done wonders for the ampersand.
|
||
Say your prayers, you're going to Zen heaven.
|
||
Saying `no,' the maiden shakes her head up and down.
|
||
SCAPEGOAT=rob
|
||
SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out. Ken Thompson
|
||
SCCS: the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it rhymes. -Mark Twain
|
||
Schroedinger might have been here.
|
||
Schroedinger's cat is sitting on Heisenberg's shoulder and they are both laughing at you.
|
||
Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. - Donald Knuth
|
||
Scintillate, scintillate, aster minific.
|
||
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
|
||
Scrum/Agile Now Used To Manage Non-Tech Projects
|
||
Secrecy is the beginning of tyranny.
|
||
Secret mail has arrived.
|
||
sed: Too much text: s/blow your own horn/BLOW YOUR OWN HORN/
|
||
See no evil; hear no evil; speak no evil.
|
||
See that ocean -- that used to be some ocean. -Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City
|
||
Seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may understand.
|
||
seems that so much is up on the net, it is hard to comprehend it all. -- my dad
|
||
Seibel: For you, what about the relation between research and actually programming? Peyton Jones: Oh, they interact a lot.
|
||
Select 'Yes' if you need a Logo Motion on boot.
|
||
Select only drivers expected to compile cleanly. - Linux kernel configuration option
|
||
selected: javascript:showUnixContent();
|
||
Self denial is better than self degradation.
|
||
Sell everything. Market top has been reached. -Joseph Granville
|
||
Semper ubi sub ubi.
|
||
Send not to ask for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.
|
||
Send your party guests home sober.
|
||
Sending A Handwritten Letter Is Now As Easy As Using Gmail
|
||
sendmail[94] AA00493: SYSERR: net hang reading from coma: Connection timed out during greeting wait with coma
|
||
Señor, if you hurry from here, you will wait longer there. -Mexico taxi driver
|
||
sense code 00 no sense
|
||
Sense of terminal's easiness and functional file server!
|
||
Sentence without verb.
|
||
seqno is 21, should be 21
|
||
server bootes available on 19.5
|
||
Service error -27.
|
||
Set an example for your kids by learning to read and write.
|
||
Set aside next day's lunch while you're at supper.
|
||
setenv I_WANT_A_BROKEN_PS
|
||
Setting up your SIP account will allow you to call both other SIP users as well as pstn phones. - Wim Sweldens
|
||
Sex with someone you don't love is just gymnastics--and I hate exercise. -John Derek
|
||
sh: /dev/null restricted
|
||
sh: /usr/lib/sendmail: too big
|
||
Shadows slick as eels slither through.
|
||
Share your happiness with others today.
|
||
Sharing your DNA hasn't been this exciting since the good old days. - Genealogy.com
|
||
She canna take much more o' this, Mr. Spock.
|
||
She looks so gentle she wouldn't kill a gnat.
|
||
She will have SME (subject matter experts) from her organization call you ...
|
||
sheep of workstations is lonk
|
||
Sheer [program] size is often an illusion, reflecting only a need for improvement. - Kernighan and Plauger
|
||
Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up! Push Down! Byte, byte, byte!
|
||
Should I be concerned that I've been rebuilding main on amd64/i386/powerpc for the last ~12 hours and nothing's failed yet? Success is almost always indicative of impending doom. -- Adam Conrad, on building Ubuntu packages
|
||
Should you die, I'd go mad so I could talk to you all the time.
|
||
Shouting proverbs from the slime pit may lead to unpleasant gargling.
|
||
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
|
||
Si nummi immunis.
|
||
Sickness comes in at the mouth: and evil goes out there.
|
||
Significantly improved programming is only a reply card away.
|
||
Silver is pure. It's been a symbol of justice and purity since the year of the sun.
|
||
Simon says, ``Don't be so suggestible.''
|
||
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
|
||
Sink or Swim with Teddy!
|
||
SIP is the Linux of telephony. - Sape
|
||
Sir Francis Drake circumcised the globe with a hundred foot clipper.
|
||
size: a.out: bad magic
|
||
size: q.out not an a.out
|
||
Sizing and clearing 64 Mbytes of memory! Initialize local hardware!
|
||
slashdot: the consensus of the ill-informed - brucee
|
||
Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
|
||
SLOT 7 IS NOT EMPTY, THEREFORE THIS TEST DOES NOTHING
|
||
Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.
|
||
Smaller the man, bigger the anger.
|
||
Smile ... tomorrow will be worse.
|
||
Smoked carp is terrible unless you're out of smoked salmon.
|
||
Smooth rotation butters no parsnips. -J. W. Tukey
|
||
smtpdaemon is needed by diskcheck-1.4.2 - Red Hat Linux
|
||
Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper.
|
||
Snob intellectual bachelors can't have fun in San Antonio. -Ted Nelson
|
||
Snoopy has fleas.
|
||
Snow Day -- stay home.
|
||
Snow on my own umbrella can be borne.
|
||
So be a pal and punget a file today.
|
||
so far nothing's gone right today!
|
||
So I stayed at my PC for hours with a few hours sleeping before going work, for a few weeks, learned on hard ways like hell.
|
||
So I think there may be some good information here. -A Statistician
|
||
So long as radicals honor theory over facts, they will continue to dismantle their successes.
|
||
So long as system messages are phrased as if a patronising aunt were addressing a retarded 4-year-old, they will continue to love it. - Patrick Ford on Macheads
|
||
So many heads so much opinions.
|
||
So much for capitalism being the great "driver" of the economy.
|
||
So narrow minded is the boss that he has to stack his ideas vertically.
|
||
So why use GMail?
|
||
So, according to Rob Pike, "Window Systems Should Be Transparent", eh? Fortunately, Mac OS X supports *that* feature! - Brendan Connell
|
||
So, I'm getting on now, and people ask me, `What's it like to be old?' And I tell them ... I don't feel old, I feel young -- except there's something wrong with me. - Chuck Jones
|
||
So, if you put a G on the front you have to put a zero on the back? -Ken
|
||
So, the next time something doesn't work, just push 'til it clicks. -Ag Primatic
|
||
Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well being.
|
||
Sockets are the X windows of IO interfaces. -R. Pike
|
||
Soft soap often has a high percentage of lye in it. -- Salada Tea
|
||
Software has gotten too fat and unreliable, so we started with Linux. - Nicholas Negroponte
|
||
Software is the stuff that never works, always has to be maintained, and hardware is the other stuff. - Arno Penzias
|
||
Solaris is always different from everything else, almost by definition. Being stuck using Solaris makes being stuck using Linux look like a birthday party. -- Russ Cox
|
||
Solve et coagule.
|
||
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed. -- Francis Bacon
|
||
Some day this war's gonna end.
|
||
Some day we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.
|
||
Some day, when the universe has its heat death, they will look back and say `There are 12 Cray-2s'. -pjw
|
||
Some logins deserve a message. Some don't. Yours does. Here's mine.
|
||
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
|
||
Some of the scenarios in this training contain real pictures that may or may not have been digitally manipulated.
|
||
Some of us feel that there is a loss of scholarship here, and we're not too happy about it. -Irvin Lustig
|
||
Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
|
||
Some people know everything - but that's all they know.
|
||
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems. - Jamie Zawinski
|
||
Some pots have lids that fit; some do not.
|
||
Some pray to the gods only when in trouble.
|
||
Some ride in palanquins, some bear palanquins: some weave sandals for palanquin-bearers.
|
||
Some scholars are like donkeys, they merely carry a lot of books.
|
||
Some things are better left unsaid.
|
||
Some time between 1991 and 1992 computers will start to kill human beings in a way that will be noticed. John Cullyer, head of RSRE.
|
||
Someone's searching for sex in the 800 database.
|
||
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. -Sigmund Freud
|
||
Sometimes I think that Mosaic may be the VisiCalc of the '90s.
|
||
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. -Calvin
|
||
Sometimes it seems to me that men are children grown incompetent. -Carl Whitaker
|
||
Sometimes one needs to take chances.
|
||
Sometimes people base their whole lives on a sincerely held belief that could be wrong. -- Kazuo Ishiguro
|
||
Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks. -Rob Pike
|
||
Sometimes you've gotta give it all you've got, because it just isn't enough.
|
||
Soon Unix had the mass of Andre the Giant, the body of the Elephant Man, and the mind of a forgotten Jack Nicholson character.
|
||
Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
|
||
Sooner or later everybody's gotta pay their tab.
|
||
Sooner or later you act out what you really think.
|
||
Sorry - the user interface does not work on dumb terminals. You are being put into the command mode!
|
||
Sorry but there is no description for this item ... (less)
|
||
Sorry but there is no description for this item ... (more)
|
||
Sorry you try to use the function during a critical time. Out of technical reasons between 3:30 and 5:00 WET and 15:30 and 17:00 WET activations may be lost.
|
||
Sorry, I don't know how to deal with your 'dumb' terminal.
|
||
Sorry, the passowrd you asked for is too long. Please choose a password that is 2147459392 to 8 characters long.
|
||
Sorry, There are no Williams-Sonoma stores within 1400 miles of your location.
|
||
Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
|
||
Spa Rood, met toegevoegd koolzuur -> Shovel red, with added cabbage heartburn. - Yahoo! Babel Fish
|
||
Space shuttle experience is more common than C++
|
||
Space travel is utter bilge. -Sir Richard Van Der Riet Wolley
|
||
spaceinvader@oftc.net#suckless> rms doesn't wash his clothes because the washing machine might have binary firmware
|
||
Spare me your sorrow's tears.
|
||
Spare no expense to save money on this one. -Samuel Goldwyn
|
||
Sparrows know not the dreams of swans.
|
||
Speaking of poison, I'll see that you get some fresh breakfast immediately.
|
||
SPEC results inflated by too many compiler flags. -Microprocessor Review
|
||
Specialization is for insects. -Robt. A. Heinlein
|
||
Speed is more important than anything else in management. - Henry Schacht
|
||
Spell check: did you mean unicorde? - altavista
|
||
Spend extra time on hobby. Get plenty of rolling papers.
|
||
Sperm bank sued for tossing samples - Headline in Star-Ledger
|
||
Spill out the reports eighteen ways to Sunday
|
||
Spilled water never returns to the cup.
|
||
Split a stick of wood, and the Christ is there, too.
|
||
Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
|
||
SQUASH, do not crush (seen on a vegetable crate)
|
||
ssh, the emacs of network protocols
|
||
Stack overflow in crawlout. User environment re-initialized. (FATAL$)
|
||
Stallman saw a problem in too much customization and de-facto forking and set certain conditions for usage. -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMACS
|
||
Standards is an area that is constantly changing. -Carl Cargill (ed. ACM StandardView)
|
||
Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
|
||
Stanford CS101 Adopts JavaScript
|
||
Stare at the thumbnails closely to view larger images.
|
||
Start off the day with a nourishing meal.
|
||
Starting a year ago, Debian/Ubuntu really jumped the shark.
|
||
startup: system error -- directory deleted
|
||
Starve before doing business with the damned Navy. -- Ben Rich
|
||
Statelessness ... is a means to an end, and should not be an end in itself. -Jeff Mogul
|
||
Status: R
|
||
Stay away from flying saucers today.
|
||
Stay away from hurricanes for a while.
|
||
Stay clear of falling objects.
|
||
Steal money you're a thief: steal a country you're a king.
|
||
Stereotypes are one of the worst things in the world. -miteddie!nessus
|
||
Steve Yegge is working on a project to basically replace all of Elisp with JavaScript.
|
||
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a laser beam is another matter.
|
||
Stop relying on Google for everything. Stop building things on Google. No company should have such a big impact on your life and society as a whole. Several months ago I moved everything to the Microsoft ecosystem.
|
||
Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
|
||
Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
|
||
Stop searching. Happiness is right next to you.
|
||
Stop worrying, you'll never get out of this world alive.
|
||
Stop your jazzing and merely adduce the data -New Dictionary of American Slang on `jazz'
|
||
Stop.
|
||
Stopping smoking slows emphysema's progress.
|
||
Store your past, present, and future in Casio's digital brain.
|
||
Strange dogs don't enter if the gate is really shut.
|
||
String manipulation is more complex than linked list manipulation.
|
||
Stringent ideas in the upper echelon mind
|
||
strip: arno: bad magic
|
||
Strong vinegar will break its own vessel.
|
||
struct sleaziness { char *pleasure; int alchemically; };
|
||
Stuff like this needs to be said over and over again.
|
||
Stupid programmer,/think ahead next time, when the/power's back.
|
||
Subclass code (assigned by the USB-IF). Indicates which industry standard command block definition to use.
|
||
Subject: Do you think I can use Plan9 ?
|
||
Subject: [9fans] [gsoc] Dart9P
|
||
Subject: [9fans] Invitation to connect on LinkedIn
|
||
Subject: [9fans] Re: =?iso-8859-1?Q?=5B9fans=5D_R=E9f=2E_:_=5B9fans=5D_Sun_has_a_Plan_9_inspi?=\n =?iso-8859-1?Q?red_project_called_=22Brazil=22!!=3F=3F=3F?=
|
||
Subject: [dev] daemon for DWM
|
||
Subject: [dev] lisp
|
||
Subject: [FD] Apple WatchOS v2.1 - Denial of Service Vulnerability
|
||
Subject: [inferno-list] Goth - Inferno in Go
|
||
Subject: [liberationtech] Is Dropbox opening uploaded documents?
|
||
Subject: [oss-security] nvi denial of service
|
||
Subject: [Pcc] naive question : obj-c support in 'pcc'?
|
||
Subject: [TUHS] opensolaris.org will be close soon
|
||
Subject: ** PROCESS CHANGE ALERT ********************** ERROR:(-)input line 8:LI:no lists active Distribution: ihlpb!pca-usi5e
|
||
Subject: cat-v, distribute & monetize your software
|
||
Subject: Convenience Center Equipment Training
|
||
Subject: Departs: 7:00 PM Thu Dec 02 2010 Washington, DC - Union Station (WAS) Station News Arrives: 9:16 PM Thu Dec 02 2010 Metropark- Iselin, NJ (MET) Metropark-Iselin, NJ Metropark-Iselin (MET) Station News PT2H16M Duration: 2 hr, 16 min (Internal Document ITD-10-49997V)
|
||
Subject: ftp(1) User-Agent
|
||
Subject: Goddam Berkeley
|
||
Subject: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANT
|
||
Subject: Is Ext2 stable enough for normal use?
|
||
Subject: JvNC 6/16: Tomorrow's Problems Today
|
||
Subject: ksh (vi mode)
|
||
Subject: make ftp(1) ignore leading whitespace in URLs
|
||
Subject: MVS Host "ET" Change - Connect:Direct(NDM) & TSO
|
||
Subject: no subject (file transmission)
|
||
Subject: Overly Verbose (was Re: Korn shell source)
|
||
Subject: Please ignore extra headers
|
||
Subject: Re: [9fans] speaking of kenc... can you imagine a c compiler that does not translate to asm first? or can you imagine porting a c compiler when you dont have an assembler? -- Rogelio Serrano
|
||
Subject: Re: Re: Clar ... HUMBUG! - Wrongthink st - (nf)
|
||
Subject: Robotic Process Automation Brings New Opportunities for Skills Pivot
|
||
Subject: slip:UX:killall: INFO: killing pid 140 <routed>
|
||
Subject: testing of aliases - please disregard
|
||
Subject: There's More to Nevada Than You Think
|
||
Subject: Unidentified subject!
|
||
Subject: WIP: Enable readline in PHP
|
||
Subject: X61T - Broken/Cracked Hinges, Repair Options in Palestine..?
|
||
Subject: Your join request for go9p has succeeded but is pending approval.
|
||
Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring.
|
||
suckless is sharing the table with libreoffice at CCC
|
||
Sum quod eris.
|
||
sum to check equivalent files should use sum -a. - Andrew Hume
|
||
Summer insects seek the flame.
|
||
Sun UNIX 4.2 Release 1.1 (IAS) #1: Tue Jan 29 01:25:15 PST 1985
|
||
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week. - Joseph Addison.
|
||
Sure [Somoza]'s a son-of-a-bitch, but he's OUR son-of-a-bitch. -F.D. Roosevelt
|
||
Surprise due today. Also the rent.
|
||
Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
|
||
Surprises unlikely in Indiana.
|
||
Surveillance should precede salientation.
|
||
Svindle, v.: to rob someone of code, remove functionality.
|
||
swapon: /dev/disk/by-uuid/928aaabd-5744-4f0a-b9ef-aa101f286514: Invalid argument - Linux
|
||
sweet I'll click a reddit link to find out what fast-food employees think about programming -- kfx
|
||
Sweet words: diseases. Hard words: medicines.
|
||
Sybil gasped. There on N'Boto's palm was tattooed a perfect street map of Dundee...
|
||
syntax error on line 1, teletype / syntax error on line 1, teletype * 0000110 e9 u 8a h ? q m P ` { a7 $ d4 | + ~ = /
|
||
SYS ERROR 0 - no error detected
|
||
System down Tues. am for COBOL compiler installation.
|
||
System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crash.
|
||
System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in barrels.
|
||
System going down for 5 minutes -- back up in half an hour.
|
||
System going down in 5 minutes.
|
||
System might crash at any moment.
|
||
System time is a count of 100-nanosecond intervals since January 1, 1601. - Windows DDK Docs
|
||
System went down at Fri Dec 13 21:54:56 1901
|
||
System won't be available tomorrow 12/04 from 18:00 to 20:00 to install new cross compiler.
|
||
t_connect: An event requires attention
|
||
T-shirt: Mom and Dad invented OOP in the 70's and all I got was C++
|
||
Tablets are pretty awesome pieces of technology. They still sort of make me feel like I'm in the future -- just another step closer to Minority Report.
|
||
Tague was familiar with UNIX and its capabilities and tells the variety of reasons ranging from inadequate file systems, to inadequate performance, to poor user interface that he recommended the initial adoption of UNIX to start the work.
|
||
Tai Chi is self-defense for people on Quaaludes.
|
||
tail -1 $0|tee -a `grep -l ^#!/bin/sh \`{ls;grep -l vIrUs *}|sort|uniq -u'\``>/dev/null 2>&1
|
||
Take 2*3*5*7*11*13. It's divisible by 59. -Matt Crawford
|
||
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
|
||
Take care of your peonies and the dahlias will take care of themselves.
|
||
Take out the live coals with the hand of the cat.
|
||
Take the moon with the teeth.
|
||
Take the occasion for the hairs.
|
||
Take your car in for a tune-up.
|
||
Take your hands off me.
|
||
Tandy Leather, which later grew in to the Tandy Corporation, was a family-owned leather goods company based in Fort Worth, Texas.
|
||
tar: /n/bhtsa/a/ps/src/gen////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////09: cannot open file
|
||
tar: slg/duckstuff/desktop/UNIXpractice.drw/shortcuts.fdr/spaces?slashes.fdr/.@questions and comments.doc: file name too long
|
||
tcp_extensions="YES". really i wanted "MAYBE" or "GOODQUESTION" or "YOUTELLME" or "YOU'RETHECOMPUTER!" - forsyth
|
||
Te ayudare a recorder la cantidad a indoctos si releesme bien.
|
||
Teach it ... phenomenology.
|
||
Technological unemployment is total today -- 300 years ago we were all farmers.
|
||
technology doesn't solve human communiction problems. -- Erik Quanstrom
|
||
TED, day 1: I want to believe -- WIRED magazine
|
||
Telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head meows in Los Angeles. And radio operates exactly the same way — you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. -Albert Einstein
|
||
Telephone number has to be 10 numbers. For example, enter '8002158482'. Please contact us at 1-800-215-8482 for any assitance.
|
||
Television is a medium. So called because it is neither rare, nor well done. -- Ernie Kovacs
|
||
Tell me whom thou frequent, i will tell you which you are.
|
||
Tell the girls to slice the ham thin.
|
||
Ten Years Experience. New Needle. - sign on tattoo parlor
|
||
Ten years of rejection slips is nature's way of telling you to stop writing.
|
||
Terminals at home are always in the bedroom.
|
||
TERROR IN THE OUTPUT FILE A A
|
||
Tessel is a microcontroller that runs JavaScript.
|
||
Tessel runs JavaScript right on the device—no server necessary.
|
||
Testing is for bunglers. Properly designed mechanisms work properly. -E.E. Smith (Skylark 3)
|
||
TeX is the only program that constantly expresses its opinion on its input.
|
||
Th' canny man keeps his money in sheep - or he keeps it in th' First Presbyterian Bank o' Scotland
|
||
thank christ they don't 'design' knives -- Boyd
|
||
Thank God I'm an atheist. -Aleister Crowley
|
||
THANK YOU FOR AN INTERESTING GAME.
|
||
Thank you for choosing UNIX -- batteries not included, some assembly required.
|
||
Thank You for Logging Out!
|
||
Thank you for ordering from MEDCO SUPPLY COMPANY, INC., where 100% satisfaction is gu
|
||
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas
|
||
Thank you for using AT&T!
|
||
Thank you for using AT&T.
|
||
That depends on how you define native. -- Andre Garzia
|
||
That doesn't make sense to me. But then, you are very small. Perhaps you're right.
|
||
That goes against the laws of Physics.
|
||
That make to come water in the mouth.
|
||
That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
|
||
That sort of `collusive carrying' just isn't on.
|
||
That we can comprehend the little we know already is mindboggling in itself.
|
||
That which does not kill me makes me stronger.
|
||
That which does not kill me missed.
|
||
That which feel one's snotly blow blow one's nose.
|
||
That which is above is in that which is below.
|
||
That's a video card, Blake.
|
||
That's as American as pie charts.
|
||
That's great. -- Andy Warhol
|
||
That's nothing.. RMS sent me a .doc file the other day...
|
||
That's Rob Pike. I remember when he came to Bell Labs, we even shared an office for three months. -- Bjarne Stroustrup
|
||
That's the nice thing about standards -- there's so many to choose from. -trb
|
||
That's the way I got promoted, by eating everything. -pjw
|
||
That's why it's distributed. So it's always wrong somewhere.
|
||
The -v option increases user-friendliness.
|
||
The 'net just continues to get worse. -- Ron Minnich
|
||
The "do one thing well" philosophy underlying UNIX is best realized in a fully object-oriented environment. - some Linux guy
|
||
The ``Never put snow on a frostbitten part'' virus has been detected within Lucent Technologies. This virus arrives in email with a subject: Why polish the corners off a sphere in a roomful of cubes?
|
||
The $SIGNON command is a risky practice.
|
||
The 1980's have quite appropriately been called the age of nail extension products.
|
||
The 3B2 Model 100 - the first machine with cat -v in ROM!
|
||
The addition is correct, but where is the money?
|
||
The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates. Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now?
|
||
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. -- George Orwell
|
||
The aim of existence is to have clean ideas, change them like shirts.
|
||
The aim of existence is to offer resistance to the flow of time.
|
||
The alpha is doing a lot more computation than a lightbulb -- rob
|
||
The Angels want to wear my red shoes.
|
||
The answer you seek is in an envelope.
|
||
the application "unknown" has unexpectedly quit, because of sys.
|
||
The atom of hydrogen contains about a thousand electrons. - J.J. Thomson, 1903
|
||
The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
|
||
The attempt to fully simplify an expression will often fail to nonterminate.
|
||
The average legislator is somewhere nearly all the time. -Herb Nore
|
||
The backbone of Science is the demo.
|
||
The barge was in my blind spot. - Peter Hobson, Cambridge cox
|
||
The barracuda sleeps at sundown.
|
||
The BCPL to B transition also include changes made to suit Thompson's preferences (mostly along the lines of reducing the number of non-whitespace characters in a typical program).
|
||
The Beatles? Isn't that Paul McCartney's old band?
|
||
The beautiful woman can destroy surely as the axe.
|
||
The bee thinks to sting the ox's horn.
|
||
The beggar's work: pure profit.
|
||
The best of the 36 plans is to run away.
|
||
The best place to find new dinosaurs is to look in basements. -Robert T. Bakker
|
||
The best prophet of the future is the past.
|
||
The best weapon against breast cancer is early detention.
|
||
The “better at scale” argument doesn’t really apply to what I do for a living, which is building webapps with Django.
|
||
The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part I have saved my life.
|
||
The better your 4-wheel drive, the further out you get stuck.
|
||
The Big Bang theory: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
|
||
The big kicker is operator expense
|
||
The biggest difference compared to the old spec, is that there is simply a lot more text.
|
||
The biggest fish always breaks the line.
|
||
The bikeshed has already been painted, and the painter has gone. -- Russ Cox on a proposal for changing the Go syntax.
|
||
The Blit is a nice terminal, but it runs emacs.
|
||
The blue drinks are $5.75, the pink $8.00.
|
||
The boiling point of an organic isomer is proportional to the density of the liquid at the boiling point. Montgomery's Rule
|
||
The book every man has inside him should usually stay there. - AJP Taylor
|
||
The boundary condition of the universe is that it has no boundary. - S. Hawking
|
||
The Business Controls Communicator has been renamed to the GFS Process Assurance Communicator.
|
||
The caribou love it. They rub against it and they have babies. There are more caribou in Alaska than you can shake a stick at. - George Bush, on the Alaska pipeline
|
||
The cast spent three weeks learning how to type, rollerblade and got to know each other. -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackers_(film)
|
||
The check is in the mail.
|
||
The child never changes: sometimes for a hundred years.
|
||
The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
|
||
The cities are full of women, middle-aged widows, husbands, dead, husbands who've spent their lives making fortunes, working and working. And then they die and leave their money to their wives, their silly wives. And what do the wives do, these useless women? You see them in the hotels, the best hotels, every day by the thousands, drinking the money, eating the money, losing the money at bridge, playing all day and all night, smelling of money, proud of their jewelry but of nothing else, horrible, faded, fat, greedy women... Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old? -- Uncle Charlie
|
||
The clearest mirror cannot show the back.
|
||
The colorful name kill() harks back to the origin of these interfaces in UNIX BSD.
|
||
The Comedy of Errnos
|
||
The common theme to all three of the A320 crashes is lack of altitude. -Aviation expert.
|
||
The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.
|
||
The complex-type shall be a simple-type. ISO 10206:1991 (Extended Pascal)
|
||
The conflict has to be ritualised in order to get it addressed
|
||
The connotation depends on the beacon. - Mark V. Shaney
|
||
The Constitution gives us freedom of religion, not freedom from religion -R Reagan
|
||
The contrary of a compound is the aggregate of the contraries of the components. - De Morgan
|
||
The contrary of an aggregate is the compound of the contraries of the aggregates. - De Morgan
|
||
The coroner gave you a clean bill of health.
|
||
The couple's quarrel and the west wind die down at dark.
|
||
The crow that apes the cormorant gets drowned.
|
||
The curd seller will come to our yard, too.
|
||
The darkest hour is just before the storm.
|
||
The dawning of the Information Age is bringing about dramatic changes in the fundamental fabric of our civilization. - AA Penzias
|
||
The days of the digital watch are numbered. -Tom Stoppard
|
||
The dead tiger leaves his pelt: man his reputation.
|
||
The decision doesn't have to be logical, it was unanimous.
|
||
The defeated general should not talk of war.
|
||
The defeated ones become the rebels.
|
||
The Democrats just stand for `I want to be a Republican,' and the Republicans stand for raw evil. -Frank Zappa
|
||
The dependency dag for a target consists of nodes connected by directed arcs.
|
||
The development effort for 5ESS required 5000 employees, producing 100 million lines of code, with 100 million lines of header and makefiles.
|
||
The Devil Still Exists, Says Pope, Contradicting Polls
|
||
The difference between a computer scientist and a hacker is that the computer scientist knows what an exponential is. -MD McIlroy
|
||
The difference between a thief and the IRS is that the thief doesn't audit you afterwards.
|
||
The difference between languages is what makes a language different.
|
||
The difficult we gave up on yesterday, the impossible we are giving up on now.
|
||
The digital experience
|
||
The dog than bark not bite.
|
||
The downside of having an architecture is wart-for-wart compatibility. -Bob Willard, DEC
|
||
The dreck was my idea. - Samuel Z. Arkoff
|
||
The dress don't make the monk.
|
||
The early bird gets the coffee left over from the night before.
|
||
The early worm gets the bird.
|
||
The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
|
||
The Economist explains: What is Tumblr?
|
||
The ectopic pregnancies curve is the log of the amount of memory in workstations. -dmr
|
||
The Electric God, the Fire God, all came out to help the Falun in clearing up evil demons with their supernormal capabilities resembling electricity, fire, and tornadoes.
|
||
The electron: May it never be of use to anybody. - toast at the Cavendish Labs.
|
||
The Elements of Style is as much as guide to success as it is to grammer. - Reader on amazon.com
|
||
The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
|
||
The empty fist always makes the deepest wound.
|
||
The empty life is filled with tears.
|
||
The end is closer than you think.
|
||
The end justifies the meanness.
|
||
The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
|
||
The enemy is ignorance [our own]. -Ezra Pound
|
||
The entire LC comp center will be shut down from 12/12 to 12/15 for annual maintenance on our Uninterruptable Power Supply.
|
||
The envMaxSize field is the environment file size. It must not exceed envMaxSize.
|
||
The erosion rate of a metal depends upon the melting point. Smeltzer's Rule
|
||
The essence of XML is this: the problem it solves is not hard, and it does not solve the problem well. - Phil Wadler, POPL 2003
|
||
The eyes believe themselves, the ears believe other people.
|
||
The fear of the lord was discovered before vitamins.
|
||
The fifty dwarves were reduced to eight before anyone suspected Hungry.
|
||
The first attempt at implementation began in 1960, but it was not until 1998 that an implementation was released, and this was incomplete.
|
||
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
|
||
The first portion of the project was writing a parser to dynamically convert code written in the Processing language, to JavaScript.
|
||
The first star is nameless.
|
||
The first step in fixing something is getting it to break.
|
||
The first step is to determine what the remaining steps are. -Mark Horton
|
||
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - Henry VI, part II.
|
||
The fit between the world and the human symbols describing it is never perfect.
|
||
The flame brightens when about to fail.
|
||
The flip side of change is trust. -George Bush
|
||
The following file systems are due for backup at this time:
|
||
The following recipient(s) could not be reached: OpenView Service Desk on 11/7/2007 4:24 PM The message could not be delivered because the recipient's mailbox is full. - automated response to mail complaining that limits on mailbox size are too low
|
||
The fool's wisdom comes after he is hurt.
|
||
The foot-clog and the Buddha: both made of wood.
|
||
The Force is strong with this one.
|
||
The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.
|
||
The fortune-teller never knows his own.
|
||
The fruits of impatience are bitter.
|
||
The FSF is not overly concerned about security. - FSF
|
||
The fugacity of a constituent in a mixture of gases at a given temperature is proportional to its mole fraction. Lewis-Randall Rule
|
||
The full documentation for cat is maintained as a Texinfo manual. If the info and cat programs are properly installed at your site, the command "info cat" should give you access to the complete manual.
|
||
The full, updated list is available on Google Docs.
|
||
The function of the sun is not to help the cabbages along. - Flaubert
|
||
The function will not return until a character is read or the terminal is destroyed.
|
||
The further you get, the better it looks.
|
||
The future isn't what it used to be. -Arthur C. Clarke
|
||
The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
|
||
The GNU Project recommends that contributors assign the copyright for GNU packages to the Free Software Foundation
|
||
The go-between wears out a thousand sandals.
|
||
The go-player doesn't get to his mother's death-bed on time.
|
||
The goal of the experimental trials with the artificial heart is to "double the life span of these patients" to 60 days, Lederman said.
|
||
The goal should be a Plan 9 "distro" that runs natively on AMD-64, and can open a web-browser.
|
||
The gods do not protect fools. Fools are protected by more capable fools.
|
||
The Government urges you to remain calm.
|
||
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth ... and kill!
|
||
The gun law in Queensland is as follows: if you run out of petrol don't run out of bullets.
|
||
The guys who invented autoconf/automake/configure/libtool must have been drug addicts. - Garbeam
|
||
The H atoms in ice lie on lines connecting the O atoms. Ice Rule
|
||
The half-drunk man exposes his whole nature.
|
||
The half-life of the bowling ball is considerably less than that of the proton. -dmr
|
||
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
|
||
The hardest part of raising children is teaching them to ride bicycles.
|
||
The helpful thought for which you look/Is written somewhere in a book.
|
||
The hippo has no sting, but the wise man would rather be sat upon by the bee.
|
||
The Holy Bible Model KJ-21 complies with the limits for a Class B Computing Device
|
||
The human brain is not a pretty sight.
|
||
The human genome is about 3 gigabases long, which boils down to 750 megabytes. Depressingly enough, this is only 2.8 Mozilla browsers. - Bert Hubert
|
||
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein - it rejects it. -Peter Medawar
|
||
The IAU reports that RX Pup has returned to a state of high excitation and has had a mass-ejection event.
|
||
The identity range managed by replication is full and must be updated by a replication agent. The INSERT conflict occurred in database 'prevacid', table 'PROCESS_CODES', column 'ID'.
|
||
The ignored registers are for future backward-compatible extensions. - IA-64 Application Developer's Architecture Guide
|
||
The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer. -- Henry Kissinger
|
||
The implementation shall behave as if no library function calls the rand function.
|
||
The implementation should provide some reasonable value (80? 255? 509?) rather than something unusable like USHRT_MAX. - ANSI C Rationale
|
||
The Importance of Being EMACS
|
||
The industrial revolution in the netherlands began with wind. - Dutch miller
|
||
The Internet grows hyperbolically, but is usually described elliptically. - Dr. Internet
|
||
The Internet is still a fascination to me.
|
||
The Internet was done so well that most people think of it as a natural resource like the Pacific Ocean, rather than something that was man-made. When was the last time a technology with a scale like that was so error-free? The Web, in comparison, is a joke. The Web was done by amateurs. -- Alan Kay
|
||
The Inuit have dozens of words for snow, so why do the Dutch only have one word for rain?
|
||
The invention of the multiple-choice exam was the death blow to competent writing.
|
||
The isomer with the higher dipole moment has the higher physical constants, regardless of the heat content. Van Arkel Rule
|
||
The Italians make money out of funding their own deficit.
|
||
The Journal will accept papers and letters in Microsoft Word only.
|
||
The judge's jokes are always funny.
|
||
The Ken Thompson school of thought on expert systems: there's table lookup, fraud, and grand fraud. - Andrew Hume, quoted in ;login:
|
||
The ketchup of sorrow is better than the mustard of happiness.
|
||
The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
|
||
The kind man loves mountains. The clever man loves rivers.
|
||
The knee is the Achilles heel of the leg.
|
||
The Large Deviations seminar will resume after its long hiatus ...
|
||
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony No. 9.
|
||
The last twenty-nine days of the month are the worst. -Nicola Tesla
|
||
The least solvated compound is most stable at high temperatures. Van't Hoff's Rule
|
||
The life of luxury is a short one.
|
||
The Linux, and in particular the Free Software, movement, if not the mark of technological progress, is the sign of social progress. - muzzetta@videobank.it, in 9fans.
|
||
The lion will lie down with the lamb, but the lamb won't get much sleep.
|
||
The longest POSIX error name is ENAMETOOLONG
|
||
The lord is the sea: the subject a fish therein.
|
||
The loud voice often wins the quarrel.
|
||
The love of money is the mucilage of many a tragic friendship -Stuart McMillan
|
||
The Lucent Real Estate Strategic Intent: "One ignited team, unleashing productivity through bold work place solutions and unforgettable service."
|
||
The lucky chair was last auctioned in 1924 in Denmark when its previous owner also went bankrupt.
|
||
The Luddites always lose. Always.
|
||
The machine FROG was re-named MESSIAH.
|
||
The major problem is with sendmail. -Mark Horton
|
||
The malware, which is 20 megabytes when all of its modules are installed, contains multiple libraries, SQLite3 databases, various levels of encryption — some strong, some weak — and 20 plug-ins that can be swapped in and out to provide various functionality for the attackers. It even contains some code that is written in the LUA programming language — an uncommon choice for malware.
|
||
The man of knowledge can see several things at once.
|
||
The man propose, and God dispose.
|
||
The map is not the territory. -A. E. Van Vogt, in World of Null-A
|
||
The measure of the rigor of a science is the index of its ability to predict.
|
||
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are careful to hide the fact.
|
||
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are pronounced "o".
|
||
The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse.
|
||
The mended lid belongs on the cracked pot.
|
||
The modern Plan 9 codebase is officially developed and maintained by Vita Nuova as the product named Inferno.
|
||
The molla saw pilaf and forgot about the Koran
|
||
The Moral Majority are the people our ancestors came from Europe to escape.
|
||
The more complicated the mind, the more simple the play.
|
||
The more things change, the more he loves the flag. - Mark V. Shaney
|
||
The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
|
||
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
|
||
The Morris defense: The dog ran my homework.
|
||
The most effective debugging tool is still careful thought, coupled with judiciously placed print statements. -Kernighan, 1978
|
||
The most sophisticated and powerful cyberweapon uncovered to date was written in the LUA computer language, cyber security experts tell Fox News the same one used to make the incredibly popular Angry Birds game.
|
||
The MOV mnemonic, which stands for `move', is a misnomer. A copy function is actually performed instead of a move. - AMD64 Architecture Programmer's Manual Volume 1
|
||
The move of bambam functionality to the new AP bugs is re-scheduled to Friday night
|
||
The muscott icon of it! Why devil?
|
||
The nail that raises its head is hammered down.
|
||
The naked man never mislays his wallet.
|
||
The name "grep" comes from the vi editor. - An undergraduate computer science course
|
||
The need for standardization arose because enterprises using computers wanted to be able to develop programs that could be used on the computer systems of different manufacturers without reimplementing the programs.
|
||
The neighbor's blossoms: pinker.
|
||
The nervous system sees no color, feels no pain. -T. Leary
|
||
The Nobel Peace Prize is something worth fighting for.
|
||
The null string has always been a locksmith. -Albert Einstein
|
||
The null string has always been a productive source of off-by-0 errors.
|
||
The number of approved [COBOL] subsets has been reduced from 104,976 to 54. - JM Triance
|
||
The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected. - 2nd Edition UNIX manual
|
||
The observation could be "a real break-through" in osteoporosis treatment. - Science magazine
|
||
The official state animal of New York is the cabbie.
|
||
The official state tree of North Dakota is the telephone pole?
|
||
The old forget; the young don't know.
|
||
The one interesting fact about the Diplodocus is that the accent is on the second syllable.
|
||
The one who wants to put on airs/Should not attempt them on the stairs.
|
||
The only imperfect thing in nature is the human race.
|
||
The only one who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
|
||
The only people who listen to both sides of an argument are the neighbors.
|
||
The only sure things in life are net.suicide and net.taxes.
|
||
The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
|
||
The only things certain in life are X and taxes. - Bart Locanthi
|
||
The only way out of a circle is through the center.
|
||
The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges. -Duchamp
|
||
The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
|
||
The operation timed out while trying to contact void.
|
||
The opposite of a trivial truth is false; the opposite of a great truth is also true.
|
||
The opposite side has its opposite side.
|
||
The output string must have enough room, or else. - comment in VMware XFree86 driver
|
||
The overhead involved in using a computer system is high enough that few people routinely use more than one. -Mike Lesk, 1980
|
||
The pains come at horse and turn one's self at foot.
|
||
The pale companion is not for our pomp.
|
||
The password you entered is invalid. Remember to use only letters, numbers, and underscores in your password.
|
||
The path to enlightenment requires no software.
|
||
The pax interface was designed by IEEE 1003.2 as a compromise in the chronic controversy over which of tar or cpio is best.
|
||
The pearl the squirrel the girl hit bit split.
|
||
The person who today is here/May by tomorrow disappear.
|
||
The pheasant would not be caught if it didn't cry out.
|
||
The PIXAR -- it's not just a job, it's an adventure.
|
||
The Plan 9 operating system was built over the past several years by members of the Computing Science Research Center at Bell Labs, Murray Hill, N.J., the same group that developed UNIX, C language and C++.
|
||
The plan is to create a common format, based on the Election Markup Language (EML) already recommended for use in Europe.
|
||
The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rain.
|
||
The play's the thing/Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king.
|
||
The plural of spouse is spice.
|
||
The polhode rolls without slipping on the herpolhode lying in the invariable plane.
|
||
The poor pilgrim laughs at highwaymen.
|
||
The POSIX specifications for Unix-like operating system environments originally consisted of a single document for the core programming interface, but eventually grew to 19 separate documents (for example, POSIX.1, POSIX.2 etc.)
|
||
The preferred steel for rodent protection is Type 304 stainless with a thickness of 3 mils.
|
||
The President [Bush] is just a guy who sucks in life. - White House aide
|
||
The priest is someone inside the robe.
|
||
The probe, which criticized the US Army for turning a blind eye to Blackwater abuses, found that in one incident a US officer signed over hundreds of AK-47s intended for Afghan forces to an individual from Blackwater's Counter Narcotics Training Unit who signed for them as "Eric Cartman."
|
||
The problem is not getting ksh to execute any particular command, the problem is recognizing that there might be a problem.
|
||
The problem is that there aren't any decent languages where you can just sit down and write code, because you have to know so much about the language itself.
|
||
The problem is there's no data to fake yet. - Noah Evans
|
||
The problem with a just economy is, who runs the Bureau of Economic Justice?
|
||
The product classroom is marked pass-fail.
|
||
The program 'apt-get' is currently not installed. You can install it by typing: apt-get install apt - ubuntu linux
|
||
The proofs of the associative, commutative, and distributive laws for the integers are exercises in induction which might be called ``Peano playing.'' - An algebra textbook
|
||
The prudent man does not hold his breath.
|
||
The PSPDN TE sends data to the GPRS TE by use of the GSM PLMN GPRS DNIC.
|
||
The purchase often proves cheaper than the gift.
|
||
The purpose of est is to help you get along with other est students.
|
||
The quantity specified for 3Com Palm Vx is too great. We only have -1 available. - some e-commerce site.
|
||
The rate of a chemical reaction approximately doubles with each 10° rise in temperature. Arrhenius Rule
|
||
The ratio of the temperatures at which the vapor pressures of two similar substances are the same is a constant. Dång Rule
|
||
The rays of the Sun are penholders which night gorges with ink. -- Reb Adal
|
||
The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that ontology recapitulates philology.
|
||
The reason Swedes put little o's over some A's is that they are pronounced "o".
|
||
The reason you subscribe to a mailing list is you don't get all the crap you get on netnews. -DM Ritchie
|
||
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Bernard Shaw
|
||
The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide.
|
||
The replacement process will be released in multiple phases.
|
||
the representation of characters, but not the character set itself, was changed this weekend. we believe that the representation we are using now will become the one used by unix-like systems everywhere. - rob's news about utf-8, sep 6 1992
|
||
The researchers began their work after [John] Strauchs was called in by a warden to investigate an incident in which all the cell doors on one prison's death row spontaneously opened."
|
||
The rich man has his motor car, His country and his town estate. He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. - F. P. Adams
|
||
The richer the country the softer its army.
|
||
The Russian equivalent of 'rubber-hose cryptanalysis' is 'thermorectal cryptoanalysis', which refers to a joke about using rectal insertion of a soldering iron.
|
||
the sand remembers/once there was beach and sunshine/but chip is warm too
|
||
the scene leaves anime alone because anime is the domain of wolf-shirted mouthbreathing aspergers-suffering lardasses -- kfx
|
||
The screen rectangle must be charged with emotion. Hitchcock
|
||
The seaweed on the shore cries out/But only it knows what about.
|
||
The second line computes the sinus of the result. - Programming in the .NET Environment
|
||
The secret to programming is having smart friends. -- Former Apple engineer
|
||
The secretaries don't understand me. -Rob Pike
|
||
The sendmail security patch will be available in approximately two weeks.
|
||
The shark leaves a golden trail.
|
||
The sheep - symbolic creature of docility, sacrifice and stupidity.
|
||
The shorter the line, the slower it moves.
|
||
The shortest distance between two points is off the wall.
|
||
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -Noelie Altito
|
||
The skeletons in the cupboard will all come out in the wash.
|
||
The solid particle erosion rate of annealed face-centered cubic metals is inversely related to their hardness. Finnie-Wolak-Kabil Rule
|
||
The solution is to increase the size of the manuals. - Mark V. Shaney
|
||
The solution to the problem of life is seen in the vanishing of the problem.
|
||
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
|
||
The source of the money is legal and authoritative.
|
||
The specific heat of a solid slag is the weighted average of the specific heat of the constituent oxides. Westyn's Rule
|
||
The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.
|
||
The sterile pleasure of being right tends to get stale in the course of a lifetime. EW Dijkstra
|
||
The stone as roll not heap up not foam.
|
||
The stone Buddha will sometimes speak.
|
||
The Strategic Thrust cuts right through The Pyramid
|
||
The strength of a nation lies in the integrity of its homes. -Confucius
|
||
The stubborn man insists on walking right under the whip.
|
||
The stylus is more potent than the claymore.
|
||
The sum of the g-factors is the same for strong and weak magnetic fields, for a given value of M. g-Permanence Rule (Pauli)
|
||
The sum of the maximum positive valency exhibited by an element and of its maximum negative valency is 8. Abegg's Rule
|
||
The SUN really is a hunk of junk. - Tom Duff
|
||
The sword he sang a song of death/But could not make the sickle yield. -Blake
|
||
The Syracusans defeated the Athenians on their own turf, the sea.
|
||
The system is coming up. Please wait.
|
||
The system is ready.
|
||
The system suspend request has been rejected. To conserve power, shut down the computer. - NEC Versa LX
|
||
The tallest trees: oft leveled by the storm.
|
||
The Tao which can be talked about is not the Tao. -Lao Tzu
|
||
The telephone, like the telegraph, post office and the railroad, is only upon extraordinary occasions used or needed by the poor. It is demanded, and daily
|
||
The thing about Chinatown is, you can never be sure of anything down there.
|
||
The thousand-mile journey starts with one step.
|
||
The three laws of physics: f=ma; things fall down; you can't push a rope.
|
||
The thriving FreeBSD ecosystem contrasts sharply with the Jonestown-like atmosphere of OpenBSD.
|
||
The tick has to climb up to the top of the stalk of grass in order to get to the dog.
|
||
The tide of change approaches.
|
||
The time is right to make new friends.
|
||
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
|
||
The tree of liberty must be fed from time to time with the blood of patriots and of tyrants, for it is its natural manure. -Thomas Jefferson
|
||
The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure. -Alan Kay
|
||
The true ideologist does not let mere facticity impinge on his perfect understanding of the universe.
|
||
The two core competencies of AT&T are crisis management and viewgraphs. -- Dan Stanzione
|
||
The two problems in supercomputer design are the thickness of the mat and getting rid of the heat. -S. Cray
|
||
The UFO and the BVM seem to be the same phenomenon. -Jacques Vallee
|
||
The unexamined life is not worth examining.
|
||
The unique power of UNIX (UPOU) is that vi includes awk.
|
||
The United States Army: 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progress.
|
||
The Universal Serial Bus is a complex and, therefore, a popular bus on personal computers and other devices. - nemo
|
||
The universe is laughing behind your back.
|
||
The UNIX shell gave up the Multics idea of a search path and looked for program names that weren't file names in just one place, /bin.
|
||
The UNIX system is harder to use than a toaster. -Kaare Christian
|
||
The urine collection device also was rebuilt to eliminate leakage.[30]
|
||
The Usenet of 1990 is gone and is not coming back.
|
||
The user of distributed operating systems will know a new kind of reliability. - MIT video about computer networks, 1972
|
||
The Value Added Pyramid
|
||
The vanity of teaching often tempteth a man to forget that he is a blockhead.
|
||
The voice of the people is odd,/It is, and it is not, the voice of God. -Pope
|
||
The walls have hearsay.
|
||
The water-carrier drinks no slime.
|
||
The weakling shouldn't flaunt his jewels.
|
||
The wheels of justice grind slow but fine.
|
||
The whole point of mathematics is to solve differential equations!
|
||
The whole UNIX operating system was ripped off electronically.
|
||
The whole UNIX operating system whose documentation fits in a chinese computer terminal!
|
||
The whore's sincerity: a four-cornered egg.
|
||
The wise shepherdess never trusts her flock to a smiling wolf.
|
||
The word "voluntary," as used in Flora and in IRS publications, refers to our system of allowing taxpayers to determine the correct amount of tax and complete the appropriate returns, rather than have the government determine tax for them.
|
||
The world cannot be understood from a single point of view. -Eleanor Roosevelt
|
||
The world ended yesterday-this is only a dream!
|
||
The world ended yesterday-why are you still here?
|
||
The world is a conspiracy of the unthinking against the unwitting.
|
||
The world is all that is the case. -Wittgenstein
|
||
The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books!
|
||
The world is dark even half an inch ahead.
|
||
The world should be full of Brian Kernighans and technical people. -J Macor
|
||
The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? -- Uncle Charlie
|
||
The worst strain was on Unix's mind. Unable to assimilate all the conflicting patchworks of features it had ingested, its personality began to fragment into millions of distinct, incompatible operating systems. People would cautiously say "good morning Unix. And who are we today?" and it would reply "Beastie" (BSD), or "Domain", or "I'm System III, but I'll be System V tomorrow." Psychiatrists labored for years to weld together the two major poles of Unix's personality, "Beasty Boy", an inner-city youth from Berkeley, and "Belle", a southern transvestite who wanted a to be a woman. With each attempt, the two poles would mutate, like psychotic retroviruses, leaving their union a worthless blob of protoplasm requiring constant life support to remain compatible with its parent personalities.
|
||
The X documentation is full of lies. -- Theo de Raadt
|
||
The X server config file can be found in a range of locations. These are documented fully in the XF86Config(5x) manual page.
|
||
The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't do anything for you. -K Thompson
|
||
Them that dishes it out need not fall over every time someone blows hard.
|
||
then I think, "what is the market for Plan9?"
|
||
There appears to be a paper jam, dammit p&P6.
|
||
There are a lot of alternatives out there, and you’ll be tempted to evaluate lots of them, but my advice is to just stick with the most popular one.
|
||
There are a number of problems with the Internet. -- rfc1118
|
||
There are but 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand the binary numbering system and those who don't.
|
||
There are many Advocates who make incredible claims about linux. But can you trust them?
|
||
There are many feedback loops into your system
|
||
There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
|
||
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,/Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
|
||
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking her with cream.
|
||
There are no color bars in Cuba.
|
||
There are no known bugs on the old versions of grep, fgrep, or sed that will cause any instability in the operating systems.
|
||
There are no network problems with scone, hale and poptart. IT support is working these issues and we will notify you when the problem is resolved.
|
||
There are no pastel paints in the dungeons and dragons world. - Rob Pike
|
||
There are no patents on this option.
|
||
There are now more than one hundred C++ installations. -- Bjarne Stroustrup, August, 1983
|
||
There are old men of three; children of a hundred.
|
||
There are only 26 calls and most of them are trivial.
|
||
There are only three kinds of proof: induction, exhaustion, and intimidation.
|
||
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users". - Edward Tufte
|
||
There are other open source projects that have implemented something similar, and it seems to be pretty effective.
|
||
There are three kinds of people - those who can count, and those who can't.
|
||
There are tons of bad AD and DA convertors out there, but they don't make Nyquist wrong. -Marc LoCascio
|
||
There are two kinds of people in the world -- those who are, and those who aren't.
|
||
There are two proteins involved in DNA synthesis, they are called DNAsynthase 1 and DNAsynthase 3.
|
||
There are two rules for success in life. Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.
|
||
there are ways to build these things that are performant.
|
||
There is a 10% penalty for getting yourself killed.
|
||
There is a clear relationship between the elastic modulus and the resistance to erosion. Brauer-Kriegel Rule
|
||
There is a fly on your nose.
|
||
THERE IS A MISSION-CRITICAL NEED FOR CYBER-WARRIORS
|
||
There is a need to keep from being locked into Open Systems. --IBM sales rep
|
||
There is a person with a shovel behind you ready to crack open your skull!
|
||
There is a tide in the affairs of men/Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. - Julius Caesar IV.iii.217
|
||
There is a world in which this sentence ends with a different word.
|
||
There is absolutely no warranty for GDB. Type "show warranty" for details.
|
||
There is insufficient memory. Save your document now. - Microsoft Word
|
||
There is just a little bit of Star Trek in all of the love you feel for another human being. -Mark V. Shaney
|
||
There is no application installed for executable files. Do you want to search for an application to open this file?
|
||
There is no bottom to worse.
|
||
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.
|
||
there is no feature so bad that some people won't love it. -- aiju
|
||
There is no gift like the present.
|
||
There is no governor anywhere; you are absolutely free.
|
||
There is no interest in a WWW browser. This fad is clearly not going to have any staying power. - plan.9@research.att.com, Oct 22 1994
|
||
There is no language in our lungs.
|
||
There is no organization (dept/cost center) in Lucent Technologies whose name matches "convenience"!
|
||
There is no poverty among beggars.
|
||
There is no present like the TIMES.
|
||
There is no present like time.
|
||
There is no problem so large that it cannot be blamed on backup.
|
||
There is no problem so simple that management can fix it. - Dave Presotto
|
||
There is no problem so small that it can't be blamed on Datakit -- A. Hume
|
||
There is no read or write. Instead, there are get and put operations. -- Clive's ZX file systems and name spaces, by Francisco J. Ballesteros
|
||
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home. -Ken Olsen, 1977
|
||
There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde
|
||
There is no such thing as a Berkeley UNIX system. -J Herndon
|
||
There is no time like the pleasant.
|
||
There is not better sauce who has the appetite.
|
||
There is not enough memory to load all your extensions.
|
||
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building.
|
||
There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax.
|
||
There is nothing quite like looking up and seeing YOUR star. Order now for FREE SHIPPING.
|
||
There is now a commercial product called WWB based on the old software, but running as plugins to MS Word.
|
||
There is only one H atom between any given pair of O atoms. Ice Rule
|
||
There must be a minimum of two responsible people per subdomain. - Mark Horton
|
||
There used to be men and women. Now there are men and persons.
|
||
There was a phone call for you.
|
||
There was an error during the CUPS operation: 'client-error-not-possible'.
|
||
There'll always be an England - if not it would be necessary to invent one.
|
||
There'll be massive chaos downstream
|
||
There's a broken light for every heart on Broadway.
|
||
There's a difference between ethical people and nice people. You can't trust nice people.
|
||
There's a divinity that shapes our ends,/Rough-hew them how we will.
|
||
There's a sucker reborn every minute.
|
||
There's a time and a place for spontaneity.
|
||
There's always one more bug.
|
||
There's going to be no serious problem after this. - Ken Thompson
|
||
There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go.
|
||
There's insanity in my family; starting with me, tonight.
|
||
There's method in the key of C.
|
||
There's no 'I' in team, but there's a 'u' in suck.
|
||
There's no "I" in team, but there's both a "me" and an "I" in media.
|
||
There's no backspace in real life. - P.J.Weinberger
|
||
There's no place like home.
|
||
There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.
|
||
There's no sense in reading books, when there's a computer game. -- 20h on Dune
|
||
There's no such thing as a simple cache bug. - Rob Pike
|
||
There's nothing wrong with shooting, just as long as the right people get shot. -- Harry Callahan
|
||
There's really no way to fix this, and still keep Perl pathologically eclectic.
|
||
There's some Jungian principles inside us
|
||
There's something in this universe that I don't understand. -T. Duff
|
||
These actions are prohibited by law if you do not accept this License.
|
||
These appliances offer an innovative, pragmatic approach to harness the power of SOA while simultaneously enabling you to leverage the value of your existing application, security, and networking infrastructure investments. -- Actual description of IBM's "XML Firewall" appliance.
|
||
These calculations even schoolchildren can master in three-four days. -Maimonides
|
||
These numbers DO NOT appear to belong to anybody: 315 323 372 375 602 765 772 903 914
|
||
these people are strange -- aiju's sister
|
||
These Robs,..and Conserves, are not to be given to costive Bodies. -- OED
|
||
These widows, sir, are the most perverse creatures in the world. - Joseph Addison.
|
||
They bit the wrong chicken's head off with their own teeth and got blood all over their shirt - nls
|
||
They call themselves flower children but all I see is a lot of weed.
|
||
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... -- last words of Gen. John Sedgewick
|
||
They laughed at Copernicus; they laughed at Galileo; they laughed at Bozo the Clown.
|
||
They live happiest who have forgiven most.
|
||
They look ugly and the fanbase is terrible.
|
||
They made me a department head for little junky programs like this. -PJ Weinberger
|
||
They shurt him the doar in face.
|
||
They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk was played by William Shatner and the evil one by Gavin McLeod.
|
||
They were easy to tell apart: the good Kirk wore cottons and wools and the evil Kirk wore nylons and polyesters.
|
||
They'll be scapegoated because they have a valency for incompetence
|
||
They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
|
||
They've cooked their goose and now they must lie in it. -- Joh Petersen
|
||
Thieves in every city; rats in every house.
|
||
Things always look darkest just before they go totally black. -Col. Hannibal Smith
|
||
Things are bad right now, but they're getting better. As long as the Internet remains an open and free place, society as a whole will continue to progress and grow at a faster and faster pace.
|
||
Things are more like they are now then they have ever been before. -Dwight D Eisenhower
|
||
Things are more like they used to be than they are new.
|
||
Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
|
||
Things are only as bad as they are and can only get worse if they do!
|
||
Things greater than the same thing are greater than each other. -L. Carroll (Sylvie and Bruno)
|
||
Things that go without saying go even better if they are said. -Talleyrand
|
||
Things will be bright in P.M. A cop will shine a light in your face.
|
||
Think globally ... Post locally att!hoqax!lmg
|
||
Think of your family tonight. Try to crawl home after the computer crashes.
|
||
This *means* something. -R. Neary
|
||
This 43 minute video FEATURES the 22 year-old, 6'6" (6'11" in heels) 300+ pound, size 14 shoe size Blythe
|
||
This algorithm is prevented in the style of Dijkstra's guarded cowhands.
|
||
This brings an important point, sometimes you can't avoid collaborating on a project with some hotshot asshole who also happens to be a good programmer.
|
||
This can't be what you mean. http.Handle("/foo", http.TimeoutHandler(h, 3600e9, "fail whale")) will work for the first hour and then send 503s forever after. That's only useful if you're trying to implement Twitter.
|
||
this change placates the "paxctl" tool on so-called hardened Linux distributions (as if normal distributions weren't already hard enough to use). - Russ Cox
|
||
This discussion is exactly why we need Boyd.
|
||
This distribution initially started as a set of themes and applications designed for Ubuntu
|
||
This does have physical applications. In fact it's all tied up with strings.
|
||
This doesn't look to me like it's bringing the industry together. -pjw, at an OSF press conference.
|
||
this exact error message is in the fortunes file.
|
||
This fellow is singing on his way to the gallows.
|
||
This fortune displayed on 100% recycled pixels.
|
||
This fortune intentionally not included.
|
||
This fortune is inoperative. Please try another.
|
||
This fortune is self-explanatory, once you understand it.
|
||
This fortune left blank intentionally.
|
||
This fortune was not meant for you.
|
||
This is a form of Homomorphic Encryption that might actually scale, given the right cloud backend.
|
||
This is a full standard Kernighan & Ritchie C compiler.
|
||
This is a great day for France! - Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral
|
||
This is a one line proof...if we start sufficiently far to the left.
|
||
This is a ruggedized telephone, it does everything a normal telephone does, but ruggedly. - Al Gore
|
||
This is AT&T. Communication is our business, not our mode of working. - Jim Clemans
|
||
This is awesome. I feel the same way and have for years.
|
||
This is coming from someone who built an OpenDocument generator in bash that's still in use at IBM today.
|
||
This is Emmanuel. I got him from Emmanuel Training School. He's Emmanuel like.
|
||
This is like ignoring both the speed limit and the odometer in your car. It won't get you far. -Kenneth P. Birman
|
||
This is my prediction for the future: whatever hasn't happened will happen, and no-one will be safe from it. -JBS Haldane
|
||
This is not LINUX! This is Plan 9. There are rules. -boyd/walter
|
||
This is not Linux. -- rsc
|
||
This is our last warning that we detected irregular activity on your Internet Banking Account.
|
||
This is Radio Clash on pirate satellite.
|
||
This is SGI Bug #375613.
|
||
This is the best recruiting season we've ever had. - Ken Thompson, Dec 21, 1995
|
||
This letter may end up being a bit long, and will be contrary to the popular wisdom on 9fans. So be it.
|
||
This machine does not exist! Boy am I confused!
|
||
This must be wrong by a factor that oughtn't to be too different from unity.
|
||
This page has an unspecified potential security flaw. Would you like to continue?
|
||
This program cannot be run in DOS mode.
|
||
This program is protected by US and international copyright laws as described in the About box.
|
||
This recipe [for toad in the hole] will stand or fall by the quality of your sausages. - Fanny Farmer
|
||
This refutation can only be refuted by a proof. - van den Herik 1985
|
||
This resource fork intentionally left blank
|
||
This should only be a momentary outage, of about 10 minutes or so.
|
||
This space available. Call 686-7600 for details.
|
||
This statement is a lie.
|
||
This system hasn't crashed in ages.
|
||
This terminal is not for your use, please log off!
|
||
This thing is like a quarry where every pebble has something bad hidden underneath - Presotto about the Links source.
|
||
This time for sure!
|
||
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
|
||
This will be sexy: nothing like a good tty driver to turn you on. - Phil Winterbottom
|
||
This will hurt me more than it hurts you.
|
||
Those days [of "one tool doing one job well"] are dead and gone and the eulogy was delivered by Perl. - rob
|
||
Those who can do, those who can't write and those who can't write make ezines. - Sape
|
||
Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
|
||
Those who can, do; those who can't, write.
|
||
Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
|
||
Those who can't solder, teach -- usnavi
|
||
Those who can't write, write manuals.
|
||
Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
|
||
Those who don't remember history are doomed to forget it
|
||
Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody nose.
|
||
Those who talk don't know. Those who don't talk, know.
|
||
Though the lord may unbend, the subject should not.
|
||
Thousands of soldiers, yes: but try to find one general.
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||
Thrashing is just before they go totally black. -Col. Hannibal Smith
|
||
Thrashing is just virtual crashing.
|
||
Three shoes do not a hat make.
|
||
Three women: a noisy crowd.
|
||
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
|
||
Thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. -Mark Twain
|
||
Time ends here, please go back the way you came.
|
||
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana.
|
||
Time is nature's way of making more anarchy.
|
||
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
|
||
Time is three eyes and eight elbows.
|
||
Time to take a stretch-break (possibly self-managed)
|
||
Time wounds all heels.
|
||
Timesharing just doesn't work. -K. Thompson, 1982.
|
||
Tip: Save time by hitting the return key instead of clicking on "search".
|
||
TNT allows students the freedom to make mistakes.
|
||
To 8 AM EDT /79: high 63 low 5, prob. precip. to 8 PM 0% to 8 AM 2147477332%
|
||
To Andreessen, who says he majored in computer science because electrical engineering was too much work, the lack of an easy-to-use graphical interface for the Web was a glaring omission.
|
||
To avoid falls watch where you step.
|
||
To avoid undesired effects of optimizing compilers, use the SecureZeroMemory function.
|
||
To back up the 57th platter in the file system type 'wormingest 49; wormcp 62 49'.
|
||
To be a performance artist in one lifetime means seven rebirths as a stereo salesclerk.
|
||
To be clear is professional; not to be clear is unprofessional. -- Sir Ernest Gowers
|
||
To be hungry is better than to be in debt.
|
||
To be is to be related.
|
||
To be or not to be, those are the parameters.
|
||
To be weted even to the bones.
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||
To become of bishop miller.
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To Buddha, the shogun's ten thousand candles are no brighter than the peasant's one.
|
||
To build castles in Espagnish.
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To buy a cat in pocket.
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||
To calculate the slope of the best straight line through a set of points, join the first and last points. Bancroft's Rule
|
||
To change your password, please insure that your browser has pop-up windows enabled.
|
||
To craunch the marmoset.
|
||
To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
|
||
To cross again is not to cross.
|
||
To dissimulate is to feign not to have what one has. - J Baudrillard
|
||
To eat as ogre.
|
||
To eat of the cow mad.
|
||
To ensure continued delivery of these emails, please add us to your "safe list" or address book in your email program.
|
||
To enter the computers, he exploited weaknesses such as a program called GNU Emacs that allowed mail users system administrator privileges under certain conditions.
|
||
To err is human, to forgive is not libary [sic] policy. quoted by Herb Caen
|
||
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer!
|
||
To err is human; that's why I'm comfortable around Gods.
|
||
To express e, remember to memorize a sentence to simplify this.
|
||
To fatten the foot.
|
||
To find out a person's userid, ask him. --IBM VM/CMS Primer
|
||
To force to forge, becomes smith.
|
||
To give ground is sometimes the best victory.
|
||
To good appetite it not want any sauce.
|
||
To have a hare memory.
|
||
To hear about it sounds like silver coins; to see it: coppers.
|
||
To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.
|
||
To keep this fortune fresh, ECC has been added to the file system.
|
||
To kill a general first shoot his horse.
|
||
to kill the postman that delivered this email to you press here
|
||
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
|
||
To live in a small cleanness point.
|
||
To live long, keep a cool head, warm feet.
|
||
To live without clocks is to live forever. -RLS
|
||
To look for a needle in a hay bundle.
|
||
To maintain backward compatibility, the relationships between the many options are quite complex. - ls(1) OS X Manual Page
|
||
To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
|
||
To make an omelette, you have to paint it.
|
||
To make paps for the cats.
|
||
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
|
||
To me, dynamic libraries are like clowns. In both cases, I was frightened by one at an impressionable age and have loathed them ever since (Bozo tripped on his microphone and fell on me when I was 3, Multics got me at college). - Dave Presotto
|
||
To opt out from future mailings CLICK HERE
|
||
To overcome stress do things that relax you.
|
||
To oversimplify, the POSIX.1-2008 specification is simultaneously released as both The Open Group's Base Specifications Issue 7 and IEEE Std 1003.1(TM)-2008.
|
||
To play billiards well is a sign of an ill-spent youth.
|
||
To possess another language is to possess another soul. -Charles V
|
||
To seal, moisten flap, fold over and seal.
|
||
To teach is also to learn.
|
||
To the foulish words, no answer.
|
||
To throw the handle afterwards the axe.
|
||
To understand a parent's love: have a child.
|
||
To view untrusted text files, use "less -nU".
|
||
Today is `pissed off at GNU software' day.
|
||
Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.
|
||
Today is the first day of the rest of your miserable life.
|
||
Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
|
||
Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles -- Sunsweet marches on.
|
||
Today, the world is teetering on the brink of nuclear Agamemnon.
|
||
Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen.
|
||
Today's technological mastery is tomorrow's obsolescence.
|
||
Together we must rise to higher and higher platitudes. -Richard Daley
|
||
Together we will rule the galaxy, father and son. Luke...it is your destiny.
|
||
Tom Duff of Lucasfilm, Ltd. has been porting UNIX to the PERQ.
|
||
tomorrow is going to be the day everything changes
|
||
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
|
||
Too long for a belt; too short for a sash.
|
||
Too many color components: 0, max 10
|
||
Too many cooks, so little meals.
|
||
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL. -Mae West
|
||
¿Tôø müçh öf á gòód thìng?
|
||
too much.
|
||
Too Much.
|
||
Top Programmers Are Getting Agents--Should You?
|
||
Top your own foot long hotdog
|
||
Torque is cheap.
|
||
Total performance commercial carpet in convenient 18" squares
|
||
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in any immediate danger of having just committed suicide!
|
||
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
|
||
Tough: as though he were given birth by the crotch of a tree.
|
||
Toutes choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer.
|
||
Transformation is invested with the mysterious and the painful.
|
||
Translate message into English.
|
||
Travel important today; Internal Revenue men arrive tomorrow.
|
||
treating info as a replacement for man pages is arrogance beyond any rational description. Then again, the quality of documentation for most GNU software matches that of the code. -- Lyndon Nerenberg
|
||
Tres sabios hubo en el mundo, Adan, Solomom y Raymundo.
|
||
Tried to read 71776119061217303 bytes. Read only 23
|
||
Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
|
||
trolling is freedom, trolling is peace, trolling is our revolution! -- 20h
|
||
Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
|
||
Trucks must enter weigh station when flashing.
|
||
Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
|
||
Trust Me.
|
||
Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did! - Homer
|
||
Truth is only skin deep.
|
||
Truth is the ultimate weapon; fortunately no one has perfected it yet. - Ken Ellis
|
||
Truth will be out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
|
||
Try `stty 0' -- it works much better.
|
||
Try a new system or a different approach.
|
||
Try again
|
||
Try changing the object index.html into a file. -- Jules Merit
|
||
Try psychoacoustic imagery risk free!
|
||
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
|
||
Try to clear up differences with associates
|
||
Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
|
||
Trying to solve differential equations is a youthful aberration that you will soon grow out of.
|
||
TSO -- it may be slow, but it's hard to use.
|
||
TSO keeps everyone happy (TSO macht alle froh)
|
||
ttcp-r: 3689238521928343900000000000000 bytes in 41.02 real seconds = 87829643931512629000000000.00 KB/sec +++
|
||
Tu aideras a rappeler ta quantite a beaucoup de docteurs amis.
|
||
Tu dispute upon the needle top.
|
||
Tuning filesystem for rot 0...
|
||
Turing's ``imitation game'' eerily presaged today's world of chat rooms, where men pretend to be women, having lesbian cybersex with other women who are, in fact, men. - NYT Magazine, 8/3/2002
|
||
Turning the other cheek merely ensures two bruised cheeks.
|
||
Tux is not cute. Tux has the expression of someone right after knitting needles have been used to scramble the front side of their cerebral cortex. Tux scares me. - Ron Minnich
|
||
Twitter and Github are the best things to happen to open source since IRC. But as soon as someone says a software project is "retarded", unfollow them.
|
||
Two digits lost,/the railroad switch spills coal --/scavengers!
|
||
Two fish in the sky are worth more than a bird in the sea.
|
||
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive one of these things?"
|
||
Two heads are better than a bath and a half.
|
||
Two hearts: and only one body.
|
||
Two organic acids which are precipitated by the same base must have like configurations. Winther's Rule
|
||
Two things will make you lose your earrings, and one of them's dancing. -Bonnie Raitt.
|
||
Two wet love-birds under one umbrella.
|
||
Two wrongs don't make a right; three lefts do.
|
||
Two wrongs don't make a right. Two Wrights make airplanes.
|
||
Type C-h for help; C-x u to undo changes. (`C-' means use CTRL key.)
|
||
Type C-h t for a tutorial on using Emacs.
|
||
type declarations are not the same construct? -- befelemepeseveze answer to Joan Miller in the go-lang-nuts mailinglist
|
||
U.S. out of OAKLAND!
|
||
Ubi legis, ibi fugis. -Don Ingraham, Alameda County Asst. DA
|
||
ucode rev x62
|
||
UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist.
|
||
ugen: warning : line 979 : ../../../../../../src/usr/ccs/bin/ugen/const_idiv.p, line 230
|
||
uname: not super user
|
||
Unbidden guests/Are often welcomest when they are gone.
|
||
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
|
||
Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no `cure.'
|
||
Unfortunately, I'm not at a level where I can really contribute to getting Plan 9 to that point.
|
||
University of Rochester decides to keep name.
|
||
UNIX acts as an equalizer of the hardware playing field. J. Scanlon
|
||
Unix broke upon the world as a refreshing breeze. -Doug McIlroy
|
||
UNIX geek since 486651600
|
||
Unix has errno, an int. Plan 9 has an errstr, a string. Akaros has both.
|
||
Unix is the only significant operating system whose documentation fits in a student's briefcase. -John Lions (Fixed in 4.1BSD)
|
||
Unix never says `please.' -- Rob Pike
|
||
Unix soit qui mal y pense.
|
||
Unix: from now on, consider it dead. -Mike O'Dell
|
||
Unknown Jerome's -- Dorothy's desk -- $.25 while they last!!
|
||
unknown troff command: We will interpret typing statements A@imp#M:@gr(s)#
|
||
Unlike previous aircraft, such as the F-22, all software for the F-35 is written in C++ for faster code development. -- Eric Branyan, vice president and deputy program manager for the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program at Lockheed Martin
|
||
unlinking v/v1971/272; already have /n/bowell/usr/games
|
||
Unpolished gems don't glitter.
|
||
Unrequited love's a bore. -- Billie Holiday
|
||
unseal: invalid length
|
||
Unsetting the application
|
||
Unsubscribe
|
||
uopt: Warning: insert_aux__91deque__pt__78_21basic_string__pt__2_c45__default_alloc_template__pt__13_XCiL11XCiL10XCUiL10F103__deque_iterator__pt__79_21basic_string__pt__2_cR21basic_string__pt__2_cP21basic_string__pt__2_cXCUiL10105__deque_iterator__pt__81_ exceeds size threshold; to optimize this procedure, use -Olimit option with value >= 1217.
|
||
Upas owes much of its design and success to Sendmail.
|
||
Updating System Settings...
|
||
Upon your person keep a pill/In case you're taken deathly ill.
|
||
Urban Outfitters Sparks Outrage For Selling Holocaust-Themed Tapestry
|
||
uriel, what you say would make sense if the "jokes" didn't include putting mein kampf in /lib. -- erik quanstrom
|
||
Usage: "netq [-[a][b][c][e][f][h][i][k][l][m][n][p][q][r][s][t][v][w][x][y]] [-A <handler>] [-C[<seconds>]] [-D <destination>] [-L <use-link>] [-P <priority>] [-R <stop reason>] [-S <source>] [-T[<level>]] [-U <user>] [<address> ...]"
|
||
usage: ls -RadCLHxmnlogrtucpFbqisf [files]
|
||
usage: tar [-][{ruxXtcC}acdefhlm{o|S}pqvwLUBDRV{O|K}fb] [dir] [tapefile] [blocksize] file ...
|
||
Use a salt substitute if blood pressure's high.
|
||
Useless as a borrowed cat.
|
||
usend: /usr/asp/spool filesystem is exhausted
|
||
Usenet is like letters to the editor, only without an editor. - Larry Wall
|
||
User interface improvements included the "layers" windowing system for the DMD 5620 graphics terminal, and the SVR3.2 curses libraries that offered eight or more color pairs and other at this time important features (forms, panels, menus, etc.).
|
||
User Modification Interface: UIM is currently down for maintenance.
|
||
User Needs Drive IS To Wherehouse -- OS Today headline
|
||
User-Agent: xmlset_roodkcableoj28840ybtide
|
||
User: support@games.yahoo.com send to you mail with virus. Please check mail in attach !
|
||
Using 4.2 in this hospital is a great idea.
|
||
using a GUI is like being a sub in BDSM. your every action is constrained... -- EthanG
|
||
using debian is like deciding you want your computer to be run by the [Ministry of Information Retival] in the movie Brazil -- kfx
|
||
using ipad keyboard. excuse any typos. -- nemo
|
||
Using Linux is like rediscovering your childhood and realising it really was pretty miserable. - jmk
|
||
Usura contra naturum est.
|
||
Usus, Quen penes arbitrium est, et jus, et norma loquendi. -Horace
|
||
uucp failed completely (11)
|
||
uucp failed partially: 0 file(s) sent; 1 error(s)
|
||
uuxqt cmd (rnews ) status (ucsfcgl!uucp 256)
|
||
UX:cancel: WARNING: Request "SPARCprinterII-64" is done. TO FIX: It is too late to do anything with it.
|
||
UX:cat: ERROR: usage: cat [-u][-s][-v[-t][-e]] file ...; TO FIX: refer to manual UX:cat:138
|
||
UX:lp: ERROR: Can't establish contact with the LP print service.
|
||
UX:mail: INFO: No mail.
|
||
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.
|
||
val.h:152: class `FloatVal' is implicitly friends with itself
|
||
Valid license for the following required when not using dbx on kernel. Product OSF-DEV (OSF Developer's Kit): No license found.
|
||
values of β will give rise to dom!
|
||
Variable syntax.
|
||
VAX portability is assured.
|
||
VAX/VMS -- Software for the 60's.
|
||
VAX/VMS is like a nightmare about RSX.
|
||
VbeSignature should be set to 'VBE2' when function is called to indicate VBE3.0 information is desired.
|
||
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness. -Sir Robert Hutchinson
|
||
VEGETARYAN -- Seen on a Hipster Hitler t-shirt.
|
||
Veni, vidi, maeni, mo, cacha tigrem baedas to, iffi hollers, ledem go, veni, vidi, maeni, mo.
|
||
Verb is a noun.
|
||
Verb is not a verb, unless it's verbed.
|
||
Verb is not a verb.
|
||
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article are permitted in any medium provided this notice is preserved.
|
||
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things. - Dan Quayle
|
||
Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
|
||
Version 8 Unix style Ritchie streams.
|
||
Very well, I'll slick your hair down myself.
|
||
Vests are to suits as seat-belts are to cars.
|
||
VFS: Busy inodes after unmount. Self-destruct in 5 seconds. Have a nice day... - Linux
|
||
vi vi vi - the roman number of the beast
|
||
Victims of the same disease have much to talk about.
|
||
Victorious a king defeated a traitor.
|
||
Vigilia pretium libertatis.
|
||
Vim Training Class 4 - Customizing and Extending Vim
|
||
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. -Salvador Hardin
|
||
Virtual caches are the worst idea since register windows. - Phil Winterbottom
|
||
Viva Nuestra Señora Guadalupe y jueron gubernacion mala. -Father Hidalgo
|
||
Vivaldi did not write 600 concerti grossi. He wrote the same one 600 times. -Stravinski
|
||
VMware is like being taken off of our land and moved onto a reservation. In this case, however, it will not stand. -- Terry
|
||
Vocatus atque non vocatus deus aderit.
|
||
Vote anarchist.
|
||
Voting is an essential part of the bureaucratic process.
|
||
Vox populi, vox Dei. -Alcuin
|
||
vt3@freenode#plan9> well, philosophy and plan 9 have something in common...they are both dead.
|
||
Vulcan Proverb: Only Nixon could go to China
|
||
WAIS allows relevance feedback
|
||
Wake up! -- Lennart Poettering
|
||
WAP is crap.
|
||
War in the Clinton era is just P.R. by other means. - Michael Hirschorn
|
||
WAR IS PEACE. INFORMATION IS SLAVERY. OUR FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS.
|
||
Warning: .lastlogin was altered since last login
|
||
Warning: .lastlogin did not exist, creating it
|
||
Warning: bad syntax, perhaps a bogus '-'? See http://procps.sf.net/faq.html
|
||
WARNING: clock gained 113 days
|
||
warning: contravariance violation for method types ignored
|
||
warning: fioread.c:17 set and not used: goal
|
||
warning: Hit heuristic-fence-post without finding enclosing function for address 0xfa2e470
|
||
Warning: I brake for no apparent reason.
|
||
Warning: MS SQL message: Login failed for user 'webreadonly'. Reason: Not associated with a trusted SQL Server connection. (severity 14) in C:\Inetpub\www.escient.com\buy.php on line 136
|
||
Warning: perch lorethylene may harm plastic
|
||
Warning: system out of share structures, using "root".
|
||
WARNING: terminal is not fully functional
|
||
- (press RETURN)
|
||
Warning: this fortune may change your life.
|
||
Warning: This program is an suid-root program or is being run by the root user. The full text of the error or warning message cannot be safely formatted in this environment.
|
||
warning: vector size unknown: p[i][j] means *(*(p+i)+j)
|
||
Warning: You could not be logged out because your session has expired. Please log in again to complete this operation.
|
||
WARNING: You may see display garbage as a result of this action.
|
||
WARNING: Your password will expire in 13 days
|
||
Wars do not log out!
|
||
Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
|
||
Wasting time is an important part of living.
|
||
Watch out for quantum ducks: Quark! Quark!
|
||
WATCH: Building healthy communities
|
||
Watching shit scroll by for hours makes me a Linux expert overnight!
|
||
Water far off puts out no fire at home.
|
||
we [people of #cat-v] should get renamed to cat --warning_level verbose -- aiju
|
||
We aim to please, but our aim is bad.
|
||
We already agreed on a solution. Nobody is interested in implementing it. - Lucho
|
||
We apologize for any inconvenience this causes - Lucent Convenience Centers
|
||
We are changing the alignment, not the membership. -John Mayo
|
||
We are experiencing network trouble -- do not adjust your illegal descrambler.
|
||
We are experiencing some technical difficulty. Please contact our support team and provide them the reference number below. Error Reference: $referenceNumber
|
||
We are faced with an insurmountable opportunity. -W. Kelley
|
||
We are like blind men peeping through a fence.
|
||
We are no more than candles burning in the wind.
|
||
We are not in any immediate danger of having solutions that exceed the needs.
|
||
We are not wholly an island, except geographically. - John Major
|
||
We are programmers, not lawyers. -- Aram
|
||
We are quite frankly tied to the technical base
|
||
We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style. - Stoppard
|
||
We are unable to complete the check-in process at this time. Please proceed to the airport for assistance.
|
||
We are writing to update you with some changes to the Amazon Associates Program Operating Agreement, which governs your participation in the Amazon Associates Program. All changes are effective on April 1, 2016.
|
||
We assume familiarity with Rubik's Cube, the delights of which cannot be presented adequately in a textual description! - an algorithms textbook
|
||
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. -von Braun
|
||
We can see seven faults in another: not one of our own ten.
|
||
We can stand severest pain three years when someone else is suffering.
|
||
We continue to overlook the fact that work has become a leisure activity.
|
||
We cut salt and bread together.
|
||
We did it for nothing, we did it in an hour, and the whole thing worked.
|
||
WE DIDN'T CRASH THE SOURCES / IT WAS ALWAYS ROARING / PATCHES GEOFF'S IGNORING / WE DIDN'T CRASH THE SOURCES / NO WE DIDN'T BORK IT / BUT WE TRIED TO FORK IT
|
||
We do not need phones, we have a lot of messenger boys - British Scientist in 1876
|
||
We do well what we like well.
|
||
We don't care, we don't have to-- we used to be the phone company.
|
||
We don't know half of what we know.
|
||
We don't need a standard; Kernighan & Ritchie completely defines the language.
|
||
We don't write anything in Perl anymore, because [ksh93] has all the functionality built in. - David Korn, quoted on Slashdot
|
||
We don't write assembly language, we steal it. - brucee
|
||
We had no idea how the Patriot would stand up to the Scud, and now we're proving it.
|
||
We haul ours to kick theirs.
|
||
We have a really challenging assignment for you.
|
||
We have discovered a pervasive nonstationarity.
|
||
We have found that the Real Player plugin, which is used by the BBC Radio Player, may or may not function fully depending on a combination of what flavour of unix/linux you are using, which browser you are using, which version of browser you are using, and which version of GCC built the plugin during installation.
|
||
We have lost our little Hanner in a very painful manner. - Max Adeler.
|
||
We have met the enemy, and he is us. -Walt Kelly
|
||
We have no performance margins left; so this project, instead of being 10 times as hard as anything we have done, is 12 times as hard. This matches the design number, and is obviously right. -- Kelly Johnson
|
||
We have people doing a lot of fun stuff. That doesn't mean you don't wear suits. -R. Pampel, Apollo
|
||
We have the finest politicians money can buy.
|
||
We lead by following standards. - sape
|
||
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
|
||
we live in a world of dogmas, probably trying to fight it with a stronger dogma is a bad idea, but trying to fight it with preumpted objectivism clearly doesn't work. - uriel
|
||
We may be bureaucrats but we are not venal. -IRS Chief Counsel William Nelson
|
||
We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. -Franklin
|
||
We must transition people to AT&T plans
|
||
We need to pull off the back end
|
||
We never stand still longer than it takes to have an argument.
|
||
We offer every assistance short of actual help.
|
||
We optimized search on Ello for hashtags too! For example, when you search “#art”, posts with the hashtag “#art” will appear on top.
|
||
We place no reliance/on Virgin or pigeon;/Our method is science,/Our aim is religion. -Aleister Crowley
|
||
We regard matrimony as a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
|
||
We retard what we cannot repel, we palliate what we cannot cure. -Johnson
|
||
We say space is 3 dimensional because prison walls are 2 dimensional. -Hermann Weyl
|
||
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
|
||
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following the rules of good grooming.
|
||
We send our young men to fight wars. Ants, at least, send their old women. - E.O. Wilson
|
||
We shall never get people whose time is money to take much interest in atoms. -S. Butler
|
||
We shall never understand one another until we reduce the language to seven words. -K. Gibran
|
||
We should acknowledge the 10000-year sheep heritage of mankind. - Judge Clyde Burch.
|
||
We tried to find an office that was equally inconvenient for you and Thomas.
|
||
We try harder, they do better.
|
||
We use it but we do not love it. -Goethe
|
||
We want no foreign rulers - fight the metric system.
|
||
We want to avoid the appearance that AT&T is in total control. -- R. Kavner
|
||
We won't need reservations.
|
||
We would like to apologize for the following announcement:
|
||
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it...
|
||
We're bad at accurately assessing risk
|
||
We're busy porting Java to QNX, but we're looking for alternatives as well.
|
||
We're getting lots of dysfunctional acting-out of anxiety
|
||
We're going up there this weekend and I'm gonna get so roaring, stinkin', no-good drunk I won't be able to see. - mechanic in "The Blob".
|
||
We're losing perspective on 3D CSS
|
||
We're not doing mathematics; this is statistics.
|
||
We're scientists. We have to do things we hate -- that even sicken us.
|
||
We're seeing some really excellent proposals. -- Anthony Sorace
|
||
We're sorry, the page you're looking for is no longer here.
|
||
We're too close to System Test.
|
||
We've been acquired!
|
||
We've got to keep upping the control until one of us goes nuke!
|
||
We've got to raise this to a double-loop system
|
||
We've lost 4 crays to the open environment.
|
||
We've recently reorganized our site and streamlined some of our content. You can look for content using the search box at the top of each page.
|
||
We've revised your Wells Fargo Online Agreement
|
||
Web names, called URLs, have a peculiar syntax.
|
||
Wed Dec 30 21:27:30 1987 EDT
|
||
welcome to #cat/b/
|
||
Welcome to First Time Wizard.
|
||
Welcome to Netscape Quality Feedback Agent - Step 1 of 3
|
||
Welcome To Slide Card
|
||
Welcome to the working week.
|
||
Welcome, rqzgc_mfuv8
|
||
WELL YOU MISSED IT. I WAS ON THE RADIO AND WAS IN A CONTEST TO WIN FLEETWOOD MAC TICKETS. I WAS MCNICKOLS. I WORE A TUTU AND POURED 2 GAL. OF HERSHY CHOC. OVER MY HEAD. I GOT 2ND A GIRL IN A TEDDY EATING DOG FOOD AND BARKING WON. MALE JUDGES GO FIGURE (IT WAS SEE THROUGH)
|
||
Well, I have tried to learn as much as possible from prior attempts. If nothing else, we are committed to failing in a new way :) - Elon Musk, SpaceX founder
|
||
Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -Joe E. Lewis
|
||
Well, the handwriting is on the Titanic, why not go gentle into that good night?
|
||
Well, we had Chinese food again for lunch.
|
||
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
|
||
What a surprise to find you here alone!
|
||
What a waste it is to lose one's mind-or not to have a mind. How true that is. - Dan Quayle addressing the United Negro College Fund
|
||
what am I doing wrong?
|
||
What an amazing year for the Web.
|
||
what bug does this fix that you think you've fixed that addresses this particular bug? - erik quanstrom
|
||
What C++ does for you automatically is very hard to watch out for. -Ron Hardin
|
||
What Can JavaScript Do? A Non-Technical Overview
|
||
What come in to me for an ear yet out for another.
|
||
What command you tried to execute?
|
||
What day is it, Ken?
|
||
What did you throw that book I wanted to be read to out of about Down Under out for?
|
||
What distinguishes good software from poor software is customer satisfaction. -Bob Yacobellis
|
||
What do software pirates say? CD-Arrrrrrr!
|
||
What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? Six sick Sikhs (sic).
|
||
What do you mean the 8080 & the 6502 are incompatible? They're both NMOS!
|
||
What does C give you, aside from not being Pascal? --sun!hoptoad!tim
|
||
What does German soldiers during World War II have in common with the UNIX philosophy of “worse is better”?
|
||
What does it mean if there is no fortune for you?
|
||
What does sound have to do with music? -Charles Ives
|
||
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.
|
||
What good are the games if you ain't got the power?
|
||
What good is someone who can walk on water if you can't follow in his footsteps?
|
||
What have you done for Vic lately?
|
||
What he's asking you to do is only mildly disgusting -- try it, you might like it.
|
||
What I like about scientists is that they are a team, so that one need not know their names. -J Wilmot
|
||
What I tell you three times is true. -The Hunting of the Snark.
|
||
What I want to know is why he considers GCC harmful at all? Wasn't it developed by the GNU Project?
|
||
What if I go to New York and can't trust a menu?
|
||
What is film after all but life with the dull bits cut out? -Alfred Hitchcock
|
||
what is going to happen to everybodys computers?
|
||
What is left unsaid is rich as flowers.
|
||
What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind. -Thomas Hewitt Key
|
||
What is now proved was once only imagined. -William Blake
|
||
What is the origin of the Grand Canyon? A Scotsman lost a nickel.
|
||
What Jesus fails to appreciate, is that it's the meek that are the problem.
|
||
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
|
||
What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
|
||
What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? -Peter S. Beagle
|
||
What we learned after months of work was that we--the original target audience--just didn’t want this.
|
||
What we think we have but have not: money.
|
||
What's going to be the crunch today?
|
||
What's grey? A melted penguin.
|
||
What's in a name? That which we call a rose/By any other name would smell as sweet.
|
||
What's it all about? We're all tools. Life's just a crock.
|
||
What's Spaf gonna do if Purdue hires RTM?
|
||
what's the opinion of the catholic church according to condoms on dildos? -- 20h
|
||
What's the point to combing your hair when it's grey and thinning?
|
||
What's wrong with a two-hundred pound hat? - Joe Condon
|
||
What's wrong with plan9? (...) I see there is a problem almost in every piece of plan9 code. - 9fans
|
||
Whatever arrangements you make are apt to be final.
|
||
Whatever happens, happens because it must.
|
||
Whatever you put on your pilaf will appear on your spoon.
|
||
Whatever you want, wchar_t is not the solution. -- Moritz Wilhelmy
|
||
When a man celebrates his God, he changes his sex.
|
||
When a musk ox goes faster than an amble, he has formed an intention.
|
||
When a tree bears much fruit, it bends low.
|
||
When a wiseguy says, "Pull my finger," don't do it.
|
||
When all else fails, read the instructions.
|
||
When all is said and done, a lot more is said than done.
|
||
WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE AN OLD PERSON - ASCII Art Farts
|
||
when all you understand is trivial bullshit, trivial bullshit is what's important
|
||
When an Okie moves to California, he raises the IQ of both states. -Will Rogers
|
||
When an owl comes to a mouse picnic, it's not there for the sack races.
|
||
When andrew asks you to type pwd for him, don't do it.
|
||
When better machines are built, greg will break them.
|
||
When better machines are built, jks will break them, and td will bitch about it.
|
||
When bigger machines are built, scj will saturate them.
|
||
When Do Apps Become Rituals?
|
||
When does later become never?
|
||
When everyone's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking.
|
||
When faced with the obvious -- look elsewhere.
|
||
When faced with two evils, one asks why only two?
|
||
When four sit to conspire, three are government agents, and the other a fool.
|
||
When his mouth stops shouting his hand starts striking.
|
||
When I hear about Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun. -- Stephen Hawking
|
||
When I started doing this stuff with Unix, I wasn't a very good programmer. -- Bill Joy
|
||
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -Goethe
|
||
When in doubt, lead trump.
|
||
When in doubt, twirl. -Ted Shawn
|
||
When in Rome, do bulls run around town?
|
||
When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.
|
||
when in rome, FUCK THE ROMANS -- Capso
|
||
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles; scream and shout.
|
||
when installing stefanha/vim with contrib/install, i get odd error messages:
|
||
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
|
||
When more and more people are out of work unemployment will result. -Calvin Coolidge.
|
||
When the belly is full the eyelids close.
|
||
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice.
|
||
When the dinosaurs are mating, climb a tree. -SC Johnson
|
||
When the dragon fights the tiger both get hurt.
|
||
When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
|
||
When the going gets tough, the tough hold meetings.
|
||
When the humans are away, the monkeys enter the hut, eat up the maize, and rearrange the furniture.
|
||
When the Lord gets ready, you got to move.
|
||
When the map and the terrain disagree, trust the terrain. -Swiss army aphorism
|
||
When the music stops, the house of cards collapses and the emperor is found to be wearing no clothes.
|
||
When the oil is gone the lamp goes out.
|
||
When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
|
||
When things don't go right, even halva will break your tooth.
|
||
When time permits, your personal life will be exciting.
|
||
When times are bad, people feel compelled to overeat.
|
||
When traveling with a herd of elephants, don't be first to lie down and rest.
|
||
When we order T-Shirts to give away at conferences (like OSCON), we always order "Medium", "Large", "Extra-Large", and "Programmer" sizes. _ Randal Schwartz
|
||
When Will Architects Speak Up for Women’s Rights?
|
||
When will they understand the difference between an unmitigated disaster and a total catastrophe?
|
||
When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.
|
||
When you become a streetwalker, you don't write home very much.
|
||
when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self -- @dril
|
||
When you grow old obey your children.
|
||
When you need a sledgehammer, the finest scalpel just won't do.
|
||
When you say chisel you also mean mallet.
|
||
When you're damned if you do and damned if you don't, then DO!
|
||
When you're getting fired at from both sides, you're in the middle of something.
|
||
When you're young, carry stones. When you're old, eat pilaf.
|
||
When your dog says he will catch an elephant for your dinner, he is deceiving you.
|
||
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb. -- Steve Hoflich, compl.lang.c++
|
||
When your output is negligible, losing a day's work is insignificant. -- presotto to rsc
|
||
Whenever I see his fingernails, I thank God I don't have to look at his feet.
|
||
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I haven't tried before. -Mae West
|
||
Whenever possible, you should use the 'cat' command line tool for this. Here's an example in Go:
|
||
Whenever the Queen comes to New Zealand the Maori people suffer a disaster.
|
||
Where do you think you are, Civilization?
|
||
Where would Christianity be if Jesus got eight to fifteen years, with time off for good behavior? -- New York Senator James H. Donovan on capital punishment.
|
||
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent. -Wittgenstein
|
||
Wherever we go we can find green hills.
|
||
Whether the stone hits the pitcher or the pitcher hits the stone, it's going to be bad for the pitcher.
|
||
While chaotic and inane ramblings abound, the network is quite popular. -- PHRACK Volume Two, Issue 18, Phile #9 of 11 (describing USENET)
|
||
While attempting its first overseas deployment to the Kadena Air Base in Okinawa, Japan, on 11 February 2007, a group of six Raptors flying from Hickam AFB, Hawaii experienced multiple computer crashes coincident with their crossing of the 180th meridian of longitude (the International Date Line).
|
||
While GE wanted to develop Multics to "strengthen its product line," MIT wanted Multics "to advance the state of art" of computing, and Bell Labs' purpose was to have a good environment for our people to work in."
|
||
While I see many hoof-marks going in, I see none coming out. - Aesop.
|
||
While many are concerned about the reach of PRISM overseas, the Finnish Foreign Minister says he plans to continue using Outlook for email.
|
||
Who are you going to believe? Me or that lying sheep? -- Jim McKie
|
||
Who can tell the he-crow from his mate?
|
||
Who can worry about a super-hero who vanishes when you change channels?
|
||
Who comes earliest leads the way.
|
||
Who does not think far ahead will have troubles near at hand.
|
||
Who else is using Ruby/Rails for their frontend? Oh, just Twitter, LivingSocial, Groupon, Heroku, EngingeYard, Github, Square, Zendesk, Shopify, Yammer, Braintree, Boundary, Stripe, Parse, Simple, and of course let's not forget 37signals.
|
||
Who is the slayer, who the slain? Speak... -Sophocles, Oedipus Rex
|
||
Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
|
||
Who knows if there are any answers? -Edmund G. Brown, Jr.
|
||
Who lives by the river often dies by the river.
|
||
Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and drink?
|
||
Who needs hallucinatory drugs when we've got quantum physics?
|
||
Who ordered that? -I.I. Rabi on the discovery of the muon
|
||
Who sits in the shade won't take an axe to the tree.
|
||
Who's afraid of Louisa May Alcott?
|
||
Who's the big cheese around here?
|
||
Whom the gods must destroy they first must drive insane.
|
||
Why are most webpages so shitty now? I don't ever remember the web being so shitty back around 2005ish.
|
||
Why Are We Still Plugging In Our iPhones?
|
||
Why are you wasting my life? -- Jeff Bezos
|
||
Why Aren’t There Simple Programming Languages?
|
||
Why be a second rate Ravel when you can be a first rate Gershwin?
|
||
Why do they have this marked "Danger, do not touch"?
|
||
Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3D movies with.
|
||
Why do you think a country that cannot measure in metric will switch to IPv6?
|
||
Why doesn't FSF pick on someone their own size?
|
||
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
|
||
Why don't we store the blank punch cards on disk, and get rid of all those boxes.
|
||
Why I have to write echo "reboot" > reboot ? I prefer to write this.reboot = reboot - <alter@cybercafe.com.ua> (Alt)
|
||
Why is it called a stream I/O system when the data flows both ways?
|
||
Why is it that every time I see your name on the net, your domain name gets longer?
|
||
Why is the text on my screen turning umop-apisdn?
|
||
Why is there no comp.lang.go on usenet?
|
||
Why is there only one Monopoly commission?
|
||
Why isn't it as simple as my xinitrc?
|
||
Why polish the corners off a sphere in a roomful of cubes?
|
||
Why purchase an immature, possibly buggy product from AT&T when I can get the real thing from Berkeley?
|
||
Why should someone be penalized because he has studied diligently and deciduously in high school.
|
||
Why such thing happen?
|
||
Why worry about tomorrow, when today is so far off?
|
||
Why you are so obsessed by wildly mixing politics with your failure to understand... that there is no inconsistency in formating of composite literals and that
|
||
Will nobody help the widow's son?
|
||
Will the call be routed on the same switch or will it go out over a truck to another switch?
|
||
Willow branches never snap under the weight of snow.
|
||
Windows 98 is/compliant with minor bugs,/store water!
|
||
Windows XP ... is the ``most reliable Windows ever.'' To me, this is like saying that asparagus is ``the most articulate vegetable ever.'' - Dave Barry
|
||
Wine is lunatic water.
|
||
Wine is the king of medicines.
|
||
Wine tells the truth.
|
||
WIRED: Java returns to rule the web!!
|
||
WIRED: Opinion: 10 years later, the infamous "Hacker Way" still rules at Facebook
|
||
Wisdom is one treasure no robber can touch.
|
||
Wise men do not blame others; but themselves.
|
||
With Basic you just use a GOTO, with Pascal you have to indent 99% of the program halfway across the page! -Ted M. Young (A Basic programmer for 12 years)
|
||
With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
|
||
with enough eyeballs all jokes are shallow
|
||
With free-friends like that who needs free-enemies?
|
||
With functional programming languages, you can never make small mistakes, only very large ones. - Kedar Namjoshi
|
||
With money even a fool's orders are obeyed.
|
||
With Python I find I can express what I'm trying to do without too much thought.
|
||
With redeeming social value like yours, no wonder you're obscene.
|
||
With the time come one s to the end of all.
|
||
With the wind in the east I can tell an eagle from a hammer.
|
||
With two of the same trade, war is made.
|
||
with venti there's not a simple way to do anything. - rsc
|
||
With/Without -- and who denies it's what the fighting's all about?
|
||
Within her left armpit only the fish called raawaru are there.
|
||
Without alkaloids, life itself would be impossible.
|
||
Without the computer interest, I think railway crime is not that interesting. -J Reeds
|
||
Wombat omnia vincet.
|
||
Wombs not bombs
|
||
Women and small men are hard to handle.
|
||
Women seldom show dimples to guys who have pimples.
|
||
Wonder woman will be down Saturday, November 15th for hardware maintenance.
|
||
Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her.
|
||
Words and feathers the wind carry them.
|
||
Words are the voice of the heart.
|
||
Words must be weighed, not counted.
|
||
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. -C.N. Parkinson
|
||
Work the issue to budget
|
||
Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see.
|
||
Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muß mann schweigen.
|
||
Wretches, utter wretches, keep your hands from beans!
|
||
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -Frank Zappa
|
||
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
|
||
wrong malign list
|
||
WYSIWYG processing and a "vi"-like user interface - the best of both worlds! :-)
|
||
X Moul - Ovum
|
||
X is a large contribution. -Hugh Redelmeier
|
||
X is a temporary standard, like FORTRAN. - Andries van Dam
|
||
X windows uses its hindbrain instead of its forebrain. -N Wilson
|
||
X-Andrew-Authenticated-As: 0;imposter.samsung.com;Mr. System
|
||
x11 code is just so bad. by which i mean bad of course, and not good. - forsyth
|
||
Xiki strives to be the simplest possible way (and ways) to create interactive interfaces.
|
||
XKEYSCORE is a piece of Linux software that is typically deployed on Red Hat servers.
|
||
XML is the Lisp of the 90's.
|
||
XML types and type derivation are syntactic shorthands for what amounts to regular expressions embedded in a recursive punctuation tree. -- Anonymous Coward
|
||
xterm: Error 50, errno 1: Too big
|
||
Xterm.js
|
||
xyv: protocol fault for some string
|
||
Y drag goch yr y gchwyn!
|
||
Y2k is just/a scam for consultants -- hey/Martial law!
|
||
Yamata wasami shuza.
|
||
Yea, from the table of my memory/I'll wipe away all trivial fond records.
|
||
yes >/dev/kmem # Shutdown is broken. This'll have to do
|
||
Yes Tcl/Tk may be bloated. However, if we have Tcl/Tk on Plan9, We will also have "Grail", a web brawser written in Python.
|
||
Yes, asshole. -- Douglas A. Gwyn
|
||
Yes, I want a drink. Alcoholic, of course; after the heavy sessions regarding quantum mechanics.
|
||
Yes, the red switch.
|
||
Yes, we could remove ape from plan 9 now, if someone cares to port the remaining ape-using programs to pure plan 9 - I'd be happy to see that. -- Howard Trickey
|
||
Yesterday I gofixed some third-party packages without even reading their code and without waiting for the authors to update them.
|
||
Yesterday's blossoms: only a memory today.
|
||
Yesterday's sensation is today's calibration and tomorrow's background. -Valentine Telegdi
|
||
Yogsothoth Neblod Zin.
|
||
You advocate a lot of egg sucking but you're not very forthcoming with the eggs. Phil Winterbottom (to ken)
|
||
You always think you know what you're doing, but you're too slick for your own good.
|
||
You are a nuclear menace. Your warhead should be dismantled.
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You are going to have a new love affair.
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
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You are now authorized as norman on Area/Exch/Host.
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You are original and creative.
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You are roughly 2^90 times more likely to win a U.S. state lottery *and* be struck by lightning simultaneously than you are to encounter [an accidental SHA1 collision] in your file system. - J. Black
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You are running the GNOME File Manager as root. As root, you can damage your system, and the File Manager will not stop you.
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You are the sponsor for the account andrew (Andrew Hume).
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You are thehttp://counter.digits.com/wc/-d/4/cpluscounter visitor since May 1, 1996
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You are unlucky enough to bump into all my rough edges. -A. Hume
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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You auto buy now.
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You buy 'em books and you buy 'em books and they just chew on the covers.
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You can catch a tarpon with a shrimp.
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You can change your clothes, not your character.
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You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
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You can get a lot of riding mowers for a college education. -Bill Cheswick
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You can get HELP any time you are using TEACH by returning to the command state and typing "S 160".
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You can know ten things by learning one.
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You can lead a horticulture but you cannot make her think. - Dorothy Parker
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You can learn more counterpoint watching Mahler put on his bow tie than in two years at a conservatory. -Schoenberg
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You can observe a lot just by watching. -Yogi Berra
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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You can see another's arse but not your own.
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You can tell a man by the company that keeps him.
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You can work in dirt and lead a clean life.
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You can't beat the bugs.
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You can't build a bomb at 300 baud.
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You can't capitalize your cake and expense it too.
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You can't comb a hairy ball smooth.
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You can't dig clams in a garden.
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You can't fall off the floor.
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You can't forward backward. - Dave Nowitz
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You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
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You can't have everything -- where would you put it?
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You can't judge widows or horses without handling them.
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You can't ladle out the sea with a shell.
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You can't make stew with cheap meat.
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You can't miss it.
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You can't polish a tile into precious stone.
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You can't quarrel without another quarreler.
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You can't see the whole sky through a bamboo tube.
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You can't sip soup with a knife.
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You can't snatch the cub unless you go into the tiger's den.
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||
You can't straighten a snake passing it through a bamboo tube.
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You can't teach a dead dog new tricks.
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||
You can't teach an old dog new math.
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||
You can't tell a book if the title is covered.
|
||
You can't win, you can't break even, and you can't get out of the game.
|
||
You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.
|
||
You can't wrap up the wind or tie down the shadow.
|
||
You cannot buy beer; you can only rent it.
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||
You cannot count friends that are all packed up in barrels.
|
||
You cannot cross a chasm in two steps.
|
||
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
|
||
You cannot live in the same world with your father's murderer.
|
||
You chose to apply Shadow Ram extend feature, while you knew it was risky. If the system hangs during boot, please restart the system and come here to change the setting.
|
||
You cook it, you sell it.
|
||
You crossed my mind, but you didn't stay there.
|
||
You dialed 5483
|
||
You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
|
||
You don't always get to pick the standard.
|
||
You don't give milk to a the child who doesn't cry.
|
||
You don't have a cherry orchard so how do you know what kind of bird a quail is.
|
||
You don't have to die: heaven and hell are in this world too.
|
||
You don't have to give me all the gory details about how you got hepatitis.
|
||
You don't have to play tennis any more, or talk to anyone who does.
|
||
You don't have to teach the sea-serpent to swim.
|
||
You don't need rain in a movie, and you don't need ``paradigm'' in a book. - Penn Jillette
|
||
You don't really want to know what the future holds for you.
|
||
You don't want to be alone when you're learning C++.
|
||
You fall in love with one model of Mac and convince yourself what a great computer you have, and half a year later it's obsolete and uncertain to work with the niftiest apps of the future. -- Steve Wozniak
|
||
You gotta pump-prime your seed-corn
|
||
You gotta think of fear as a tool. - Phil Winterbottom
|
||
You guys are spending all this time with your segment tuning tinkering. I could teach a twelve-year-old to segment-tune. I want to see some real optimization, not this segment tuning nonsense. I wrote FAT on an airplane, for heaven's sake. -- Bill Gates
|
||
you guys, look for China specific brands, not just made in China. acer, htc, asus are not based in the mainland. supporting taiwanese brands does not help the Chinese cause because taiwanese corporations are often guilty of undermining mainland Chinese interests
|
||
You had mail.
|
||
You have a vast capacity for becoming embarrassed on other people's behalf.
|
||
You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
|
||
You have been selected for a secret mission.
|
||
You have been transfixed by the gaze of the Edlund.--More--
|
||
You have bills.
|
||
You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
|
||
You have important hair.
|
||
You have less than .027278% chance of getting this fortune. Aren't you lucky?
|
||
You have made an excellent hit on the UNIX.--More--
|
||
You have mail.
|
||
You have mail.™
|
||
You have personal talents that are attractive to others. Be sure to use them.
|
||
You have plate mail.
|
||
You have slowmail.
|
||
You have snails.
|
||
You have splint mail.
|
||
You have synapses? I wish I did. My neurons communicate by shouting. It gets pretty noisy in my head. Some times all six of them are shouting at the same time. - presotto
|
||
You have taken yourself too seriously.
|
||
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
|
||
You have the power to write your own fortune.
|
||
You have to be careful not to get locked into Open Systems.
|
||
You haven't eaten the goose's meat, so you don't know how it tastes.
|
||
You know how when you're a virgin you wanna try everything and do it right? -nls
|
||
You know when you have a dream that includes Mark Horton that it is time to give up sleeping.
|
||
You know your apartment's small if you can't tell its position and speed simultaneously.
|
||
You know, it's interesting, there is a universal God, in my opinion. - George W. Bush
|
||
You know, Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
|
||
You know, you never know.
|
||
You look strong enough to pull the ears off a Gundark!
|
||
You make the megabucks, I make the nanobucks...it's YOUR problem.
|
||
You may be recognized soon. Hide.
|
||
You may enjoy the infamous PEOPLExpress snack pack for one dollar.
|
||
You may give out copies of Emacs; type C-h C-c to see the conditions.
|
||
You may have a friend at the Chase Manhattan but at our bank you have meshpocheh!
|
||
You might as well go fishing in the trees.
|
||
You might have mail.
|
||
You must engineer for the technology curve and set the intercepts to match the emerging business markets. - Phil Winterbottom
|
||
You mustn't be too rigid when doing Fluid mechanics.
|
||
You need a proactive planning horizon
|
||
You need a UNIX system to run SATAN.
|
||
You need not worry about your future - it's going to be rotten.
|
||
You never know what you don't know, you know?
|
||
You now have Asian Flu.
|
||
You overhear so much, corns will grow on your ears.
|
||
You press the button, and we'll do the rest.
|
||
You remind me of a TV show, but that's all right: I watch it anyway.
|
||
You scream and you leap.
|
||
You seek to shield those you love and you like the role of the provider.
|
||
You should also run /usr/sbin/userdel _dbus
|
||
You should be automatically redirected to the new page in 0 seconds.
|
||
You should go home.
|
||
You should use an in-memory SQL database! It's the answer to all data structure questions. - Ian Lance Taylor
|
||
You start digging the well when you are thirsty.
|
||
You take a banana, you get a lunar landscape. -J. van Wijk
|
||
You tend to be shy when undressing outdoors.
|
||
you throw humans into lions? Wouldn't that anger animal rights evangelists? Don't you have to cook the humans first? - 20h
|
||
You tried to access the address opera:crossdomainerror, which is currently unavailable. Please make sure that the Web address (URL) is correctly spelled and punctuated, then try reloading the page.
|
||
You want it bad, you'll get it bad.
|
||
You want to make your way in the CS field? Simple. Calculate rough time of amnesia (hell, 10 years is plenty, probably 10 months is plenty), go to the dusty archives, dig out something fun, and go for it. It's worked for many people, and it can work for you. - Ron Minnich
|
||
You weren't here so we did it anyway.
|
||
You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.
|
||
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
|
||
You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to.
|
||
You will be surprised by a loud noise.
|
||
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.
|
||
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
|
||
You will get a better gorilla effect if you use as big a piece of paper as possible.
|
||
You will make a small sum by investing in a business project.
|
||
You will make a small sum disappear by investing in a business project.
|
||
You will make many changes before settling satisfactorily.
|
||
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
|
||
You will set the register! To the correct value!
|
||
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
|
||
You win some, you lose some, and some go into extra innings.
|
||
You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
|
||
You'll just have to sleep faster tonight.
|
||
You'll look better in a miter washed in Woolite.
|
||
You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.
|
||
You're just a hologram - I outrank you.
|
||
You're only young once, but you can always be immature.
|
||
You're so bossy you ought to be milked before you come home at night.
|
||
You're so ugly you couldn't even get a better mouse.
|
||
You're so ugly you couldn't even get a date with an automated bank teller.
|
||
You've always got the option of having just committed suicide!
|
||
You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
|
||
You've got a syntax error somewhere in your code. It could be around line 15. Good luck finding it. - the Mini-C compiler
|
||
You've gotta put a void THERE?
|
||
Young pigs grunt as old pigs grunted before them.
|
||
young Sony worker/innocent hands build Walkman/tears run down faces
|
||
Your 1 requests have been sent
|
||
Your 20333x1 screen size is bogus. Expect trouble. - Linux ps
|
||
Your best dreams may not come true; but then neither will your worst dreams.
|
||
Your coat becomes like a car with the stereo playing and the car phone ringing.
|
||
Your computer account is overdrawn. Please reauthorize.
|
||
Your contraption is better than mine.
|
||
Your current website reads more like an encyclopedia rather than a marketing platform.
|
||
Your editor doesn't always know best.
|
||
Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive
|
||
Your empty file directory has been deleted.
|
||
Your fantasy will come true.
|
||
Your First Amendment ends where the next person's Bill of Rights begins. P. Michael Guba
|
||
Your glasses will include miniature video cameras that will give you a stereo vision of your environment. -- Arno Penzias
|
||
Your Go installation is broken. -- Brad Fitzpatrick
|
||
Your intuition is excellent but another viewpoint could be helpful.
|
||
Your IP address is: <? echo getenv('REMOTE_ADDR'); ?>. By continuing to browse this website, you agree to the following terms.
|
||
Your karma and your shadow are always there.
|
||
Your login has been changed.
|
||
Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
|
||
Your mail regarding "" will be read when I return.
|
||
Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
|
||
Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now?
|
||
Your mouth won't get sweet just by saying "halva-halva".
|
||
Your opponent wouldn't fight if he didn't think he had a chance.
|
||
Your password is pitifully obvious.
|
||
Your personality is your greatest invention.
|
||
Your present plans are going to succeed.
|
||
Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your service request number 110738516 - DEAD MOUSE IN GLUE TRAP - 2C501 was completed on 10/07/2008.
|
||
Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your service request number 110740079 - Remove Squirrel - 2C-516 was completed on 10/21/2008.
|
||
Your Real Estate Building Service request has been completed. Your service request number 110746368 - 2C523, BIRD FLYING AROUND IN CORRIDOR,MH was completed on 12/22/2008.
|
||
Your search for difficentralia returned 0 article(s). If this is too many articles you may want to narrow your search. - www.nytimes.com
|
||
Your supervisor is thinking about you.
|
||
Your theory is crazy, but not crazy enough to be true.
|
||
Your tongue's sword can cut short your life.
|
||
Your wife is right, you're a jerk.
|
||
Your world can turn into a crazy, competitive, self-questioning altworld if you're not careful [...]
|
||
Youth can grow old and not grow wise.
|
||
You’ve followed a link to a topic that doesn’t exist yet.
|
||
YÚN is the first member of a new line of Wi-Fi products that combines the power linux with ease of use of arduino.
|
||
Zatoichi: in theaters December 31, 1969.
|
||
zcram@freenode#cat-v> "Mebibyte" sounds something an earthworm would yell when it is being put on a fishHook.
|
||
zcram@freenode#cat-v> Clown commuting! Trust your valuable data with us! We know how to take good care of it. Our technititians are 24/7 working on making best effort to sustain first-class enterprise level utilisation of important details.
|
||
Zero is greater than minus zero, but don't ask by how much. -6600 ref. manual
|
||
Zoinks! Jimminy-jillikers, B-man, that is strange! =)
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